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Who makes his shoes, fucking Morphy Richards? He's got a pair of steam irons on his feet, the fucking helmet.   Also the less said about his baggy jodhpurs, the better.

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Well what a fucking belter of a game that was. I tried to get a chorus of “you’ve seen United now fuck off home going”, but to no avail.   One of the best atmospheres in a while with constan

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The in-game tactics of that useless, turtleneck wearing, fucking bellend in their dugout were embarrassing   The extent of his ideas were switching his wingers and taking off his two centre halves. Th

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I have to say that Howe got his tactics absolutely spot on today. White lads at the back to be sensible and black fellas up front for a bit of flair.

 

Maybe the bald bellend licker should listen to Ron Noades like wor Eddie does.

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Loved that we didn't sit back after the first goal and invite pressure. Kept up the intensity and kept probing for the second. Fact we've got quality subs now helps. Never really let them in the game. Passion me arse. They were absolutely outclassed in every respect from tactics to individual performances. They just oughta be grateful it wasn't another 7-0.

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6 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Man U are fucking dogshit. Makes the cup final all the more annoying. 

Necessary for our progression. Plus if there's a cup final to lose it's that one. Financially speaking it made next to no difference that we lost.

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1 hour ago, ackas said:

They were so shit I hadn’t even noticed he was playing. 

Playing out the suspension he should have received a few weeks back in good faith on the pitch.

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7 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


The McClaren point is very pertinent. Erik the Silly cunt thinks he’s going to topple Man City with that useless cunt as his assistant ffs :lol: 

Saw him making notes at one stage.  Looked like he had only just learned joined-up writing. :smile:

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Shearer not mincing his words about Southgate:

 

Instead of picking players who either aren't playing, or aren't performing, he needs to get himself to SJP to see some of the English lads that are playing there.

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38 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Shearer not mincing his words about Southgate:

 

Instead of picking players who either aren't playing, or aren't performing, he needs to get himself to SJP to see some of the English lads that are playing there.

What he meant to say was 'instead of picking his mates who keep his hoop clean and telling him he's ace at sudoko, he should fuck off and let someone with talent do the job otherwise he's gonna end up like Martinez' 

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Well what a fucking belter of a game that was. I tried to get a chorus of “you’ve seen United now fuck off home going”, but to no avail.

 

One of the best atmospheres in a while with constant singing that’s left my voice well and truly fucked.

 

Arrived in the ground about an hour early (east stand / Leazes corner) and rather than heading straight for the chicken nuggets, chips and curry sauce, decided to go walkabout and see who was being interviewed on the opposite touchline. ‘‘Twas Shola with his lovely big grin.

 

Walked a bit further and stood directly above the dugouts as our lads came out to warm up. Brilliant to see them so close up. Looked behind me and there was chicken nonce on one side and Caulkin on the other. Was just about to have a seat in the press seats with a spare sky sports mic, but got moved along by an eagle eyed steward.

 

Also had a weird toilet experience. Went for a slash and vape in the cubicle and was pissing like a racing horse. A very long time passed and I was still hearing the piss pound into the basin. Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I looked downwards to discover that the “noise” was actually the toilet leaking and I’d long finished :lol: 

 

Anyway, brilliant game, could have been 5 or 6, ASM did not disappoint and Eddie got everything right.

 

God, where we could have been if not for our wobble.

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2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Well what a fucking belter of a game that was. I tried to get a chorus of “you’ve seen United now fuck off home going”, but to no avail.

 

One of the best atmospheres in a while with constant singing that’s left my voice well and truly fucked.

 

Arrived in the ground about an hour early (east stand / Leazes corner) and rather than heading straight for the chicken nuggets, chips and curry sauce, decided to go walkabout and see who was being interviewed on the opposite touchline. ‘‘Twas Shola with his lovely big grin.

 

Walked a bit further and stood directly above the dugouts as our lads came out to warm up. Brilliant to see them so close up. Looked behind me and there was chicken nonce on one side and Caulkin on the other. Was just about to have a seat in the press seats with a spare sky sports mic, but got moved along by an eagle eyed steward.

 

Also had a weird toilet experience. Went for a slash and vape in the cubicle and was pissing like a racing horse. A very long time passed and I was still hearing the piss pound into the basin. Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I looked downwards to discover that the “noise” was actually the toilet leaking and I’d long finished :lol: 

 

Anyway, brilliant game, could have been 5 or 6, ASM did not disappoint and Eddie got everything right.

 

God, where we could have been if not for our wobble.

 

Pissing into the toilet is mag behaviour.

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Who makes his shoes, fucking Morphy Richards? He's got a pair of steam irons on his feet, the fucking helmet.

 

Also the less said about his baggy jodhpurs, the better.

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