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Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

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Who makes his shoes, fucking Morphy Richards? He's got a pair of steam irons on his feet, the fucking helmet.   Also the less said about his baggy jodhpurs, the better.

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Well what a fucking belter of a game that was. I tried to get a chorus of “you’ve seen United now fuck off home going”, but to no avail.   One of the best atmospheres in a while with constan

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The in-game tactics of that useless, turtleneck wearing, fucking bellend in their dugout were embarrassing   The extent of his ideas were switching his wingers and taking off his two centre halves. Th

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33 minutes ago, Howay said:

 

:lol: Above our levels? We’re above your billion pound squad after 28 games. What a fucking melt. Had nothing to do with passion tbh, we were better in every single department 1 shot on target while the other side was camped on the edge of your area the rest of the game isn’t down to “wanting it more”. He won’t last long. 

There’s the rattled, bitter cunt I was expecting 

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7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I'm gonna be a bit sad to see Ritchie leave. He still looks a key asset behind the scenes and always looks buzzing when we win

 

Always liked his passion. I'm hoping he'll have some coaching role in the future but I'm guessing he'll need to leave if he's not ready to hang up his boots yet.

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EXTREMELY GRACIOUS IN DEFEAT AT WEMBLEY

 

EVEN THOUGH WE WERE THE BETTER SIDE

 

PURE HUMILITY, RESPECT, AND REALITY IN PRESS CONFERENCES

 

 

SOMETHING THESE DESPERATE CITY WANNABES COULD ONLY DREAM OF HAVING

 

 

EDDIE FOR THE WIN!

 

I'M STILL SHOUTING MAN

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5 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:


The clip of their one shot on target. It could have been another 5-0 today. Their MOTM by a mile was their keeper 

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Bloke sounds like an Arab/Portugese/whatever version of the hypemen at the Hoppings, trying to part the charvas from their dole. 

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Wow, who could have predicted that when Rashford’s purple patch ended that Man United would struggle? Wow, who could have seen that coming? The Dutch Steve Jobs certainly did if you listen to the complete FUCKING BOLLOCKS that he’s firing out with.

 

Tell you what, there’s not a single team you could beat in this league that makes you as happy as beating Man United like. Especially now their manager is a proper cunt again. Could argue Ole is a cunt and you’d be right but he was never a proper manager 

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14 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I noticed Eddie having a sly dig in the Sky interview by saying something that I’ve forgot now. It was a dig though 

 

10 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Wow, who could have predicted that when Rashford’s purple patch ended that Man United would struggle? Wow, who could have seen that coming? The Dutch Steve Jobs certainly did if you listen to the complete FUCKING BOLLOCKS that he’s firing out with.

 

Tell you what, there’s not a single team you could beat in this league that makes you as happy as beating Man United like. Especially now their manager is a proper cunt again. Could argue Ole is a cunt and you’d be right but he was never a proper manager 

I hope you’ve got a day off work tomorrow :lol:

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20 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I noticed Eddie having a sly dig in the Sky interview by saying something that I’ve forgot now. It was a dig though 


That was it. They asked him about his subs and he fired out with “sometimes you make subs and it goes badly” :lol: 

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I view Ten Hag in the same way I view Pardew when he goes into full continental academic mode and puts his thick brimmed glasses on. Pair of fucking frauds. Seeing Steve McLaren next to him too btw :lol: you can imagine him giving it the “hey Errriiik we should… how you say, sub Dalot off no?”

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I view Ten Hag in the same way I view Pardew when he goes into full continental academic mode and puts his thick brimmed glasses on. Pair of fucking frauds. Seeing Steve McLaren next to him too btw :lol: you can imagine him giving it the “hey Errriiik we should… how you say, sub Dalot off no?”


The McClaren point is very pertinent. Erik the Silly cunt thinks he’s going to topple Man City with that useless cunt as his assistant ffs :lol: 

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Sometimes it’s hard to appreciate during the game but bloody hell we absolutely battered these. 
 

That cup final couldn’t have came at a better time for them or a worse time for us but we’re on the up & other chances will come. 
 

Easy to forget just how young Willock is by the way…he’s some boy.

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So happy and I am off for two weeks now so even better. I watched the game at home no alcohol but my celebration beating these twats was as if I had been on the piss. No alcohol required and it was great appreciating just how good we were without the beer fuelled perception.Just waiting for MOD to watch the highlights again.

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Gutted I missed this, I fucking love it when we beat these twats.

 

It sounds like we completely dominated them and once again I'd like to suggest that some of these big clubs just don't fucking get that they can't rock up at SJP anymore and claim 3 points. The club is now a manifestation of what the city has always been - fucking formidable.

 

I don't know if we can get top 4 this season, but I do know that Spurs and Man Utd will both be fucking worried now.

 

Love this team - from the way we play, to how the manager carries himself, to the club's twitter account and Jacob Murphy ripping the piss out of our "betters". Everything about it is fully what this club should have always been about. :nufc:

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