Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[OTF 8418]

1 minute ago, Howay said:

Aye agreed, it’s also always worth noting that the difference between us and the middle is a minute or so iirc, the way Ten Hag goes on you’d think the ball was in play 10 minutes longer in other games. 

 

Yep, love that we're rattling cages all over.

 

[Renton 23680]

That's made my weekend. Wonder what the SMB is like?

 

 

[OTF 8418]

If this studio team mention Casemiro again, I'm turning it off and going to bed (nearly 4AM here). One player doesn't overturn such a dominant game.

 

Three second later, goodnight all.

[Howay 12496]

[Gemmill 49970]

Ten Hag coming up after the break. In the context of 3.57xG against, I'm fucking desperate for him to talk about Pope time wasting.

 

 

Edited April 2, 2023 by Gemmill

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

STICK THAT IN YOUR COCKNEY PIPE AND SMOKE IT YOU PRAWN SANDWICH EATING MOTHER FUCKERS

 

BIG WIN

 

FULLY DESERVED

 

EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE ACROSS THE PARK

 

IF WE KEEP EVERYONE FIT WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOUT FOR TOP 4 NOW

 

 

YES I'M FUCKING SHOUTING

 

 

SWALLOW MY LOAD!

[Renton 23680]

Has that Dutch cap bottled it? Why's Luke Shaw on? Howay, I need to get me tea ready. 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

So according to like shaw we didn’t win because we were better than them. We just wanted it more.

 

Hahahahahahahahahahana 

[Diego21 2155]

From now on, we can call Manchester United 'Durham', because it is below Newcastle.

[Dr Gloom 23642]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Ten Hag coming up after the break. In the context of 3.57xG against, I'm fucking desperate for him to talk about Pope time wasting.

 

 

apparently we didn’t have more quality than than them. We just worked harder. 
 

keep telling yourself that you fucking bald egghead douchebag 

[Howay 12496]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

apparently we didn’t have more quality than than them. We just worked harder. 
 

keep telling yourself that you fucking bald egghead douchebag 

Says a lot about him as a manager then, when we have a squad anywhere approaching the value of theirs they won’t get near us. 

[Toonpack 11368]

 

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

 

   

 

 

[Toonpack 11368]

27 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

3.57 xG.

 

Oh NOW you like xG, Toonpack.

 

I'll stick with the 2aG cheers

[Howay 12496]

 Love this from Burn, the rattled glory hunters in the comments, no one likes you fucking cunts and now there’s a club from the “other 14” ready to punch you right in the nose and tell you you’re a cunt and there’s fuck all they can do about it. 

[PaddockLad 19013]

Don’t know who the sky interview dude is now but he knocks Geoff fuckin Shreeves into a cocked hat

[Dr Gloom 23642]

Ten Haag squirming his way through questions about his side time wasting. You love to see it 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

6 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

murphy tapping his watch  

[Gemmill 49970]

Ten Hag trying to claim that De Gea wasnt time wasting in the first half and was "just waiting for an opportunity to play it out from the back".

 

An absolute fraud.

[Howay 12496]

 

 Above our levels? We’re above your billion pound squad after 28 games. What a fucking melt. Had nothing to do with passion tbh, we were better in every single department 1 shot on target while the other side was camped on the edge of your area the rest of the game isn’t down to “wanting it more”. He won’t last long. 

Edited April 2, 2023 by Howay

[Gemmill 49970]

They'll be looking for another manager in 18 months.

[Meenzer 16446]

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14677]

The in-game tactics of that useless, turtleneck wearing, fucking bellend in their dugout were embarrassing   The extent of his ideas were switching his wingers and taking off his two centre halves. The latter of which worked nicely as Wilson scored a lovely free header as none of their players had any idea who to mark from Trippier’s free kick. I’m sure at some point, Eddie Howe will get some respect as, clearly, one of the best managers in this league but if he has to see off more bang average nonsense like Ten Hag, Potter and Conte along the way, so be it. Once we plug world class players into Howe’s system, which will come in time, we’re going to fucking batter sides. That baldy cunt came for the draw at best today. Fancy appointing yet another loser to the Man United job. Long May it continue as we have the best, hungry young manager in the country paired with the best DOF going. I notice we got referred to as “United” in the Sky package as well. Even they know. When Eddie Howe’s mags are lifting a pot in 2024, Moonface Ten Fraud will be sitting in his Dutch hovel, fixing a flat tyre and still whinging about imaginary fucking time wasting in a game against a side who has eclipsed his rag tag bunch of cunts. Fuck off. Newcastle. United. Will Never be Defeated

[Renton 23680]

21 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

murphy tapping his watch  

 

Superb. Murphy manages to shithouse right to the end. I'm beginning to really warm to the lad.

 

Can I also say how fantastic it is to have four North Tyneside lads in the team. Anderson (Whitley Bay), Longstaff N Shields, Fender (Whitley Bay and N Shields) and Burn (Blyth, close enough).

 

[Gemmill 49970]

4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

The in-game tactics of that useless, turtleneck wearing, fucking bellend in their dugout were embarrassing   The extent of his ideas were switching his wingers and taking off his two centre halves. The latter of which worked nicely as Wilson scored a lovely free header as none of their players had any idea who to mark from Trippier’s free kick. I’m sure at some point, Eddie Howe will get some respect as, clearly, one of the best managers in this league but if he has to see off more bang average nonsense like Ten Hag, Potter and Conte along the way, so be it. Once we plug world class players into Howe’s system, which will come in time, we’re going to fucking batter sides. That baldy cunt came for the draw at best today. Fancy appointing yet another loser to the Man United job. Long May it continue as we have the best, hungry young manager in the country paired with the best DOF going. I notice we got referred to as “United” in the Sky package as well. Even they know. When Eddie Howe’s mags are lifting a pot in 2024, Moonface Ten Fraud will be sitting in his Dutch hovel, fixing a flat tyre and still whinging about imaginary fucking time wasting in a game against a side who has eclipsed his rag tag bunch of cunts. Fuck off. Newcastle. United. Will Never be Defeated

 

 

Ten Hag taking off both his centre halves = streetwise. Actually.