Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[trophyshy 7083]

[Sonatine 11361]

Just now, Meenzer said:

 

 

 

[Isegrim 9762]

Just now, Meenzer said:

 

 

 

I waa just about to post it, shithousery on every level

[acrossthepond 877]

Rashford at CB for Wilson's header  

 

That's what happens when your manager is a fraud propped up by nearly a billion pounds' worth of signings. 

[trophyshy 7083]

Glorious that.  We fucking humped them.  
 

Absolutely worthy of 3rd place.  

[Gemmill 44811]

3.57 xG.

 

Oh NOW you like xG, Toonpack.

[OTF 7295]

It's also clear that the reason we have the lowest amount of time with the ball active on the pitch is nothing to do with time wasting and everything to do with the tempo we play at, it forces corners and free-kicks which take time. When we don't have the ball we still maintain that high tempo and put pressure on the opposition at every chance which leads to more balls into touch.

[aimaad22 4156]

The greatest player to have ever played any game Marcus Rashford hardly got 2 touches of the ball. Sure Sky will point that out. 

[OTF 7295]

7 minutes ago, Craig said:

Fucking told ya 😊👍

 

Such a Craig way to pop back up  

 

Well done 👍

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, aimaad22 said:

The greatest player to have ever played any game Marcus Rashford hardly got 2 touches of the ball. Sure Sky will point that out. 

 

Can we see his 'shot on target' where he has a brain fart and passes it straight to Pope?

[Howay 12496]

3 minutes ago, OTF said:

It's also clear that the reason we have the lowest amount of time with the ball active on the pitch is nothing to do with time wasting and everything to do with the tempo we play at, it forces corners and free-kicks which take time. When we don't have the ball we still maintain that high tempo and put pressure on the opposition at every chance which leads to more balls into touch.

Aye agreed, it’s also always worth noting that the difference between us and the middle is a minute or so iirc, the way Ten Hag goes on you’d think the ball was in play 10 minutes longer in other games. 

[Howay 12496]

2 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

The greatest player to have ever played any game Marcus Rashford hardly got 2 touches of the ball. Sure Sky will point that out. 

One of Trippiers best games today, he was fucking phenomenal all game. 

[Howmanheyman 33141]

I won't see it but I hope some NUFC rep on sky is right now saying......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"How do you like them fucking apples?"

[PaddockLad 17243]

Can we as a fan base start appreciating the level Willock & Lomgstaff are playing at this season please? Not a cap between them . Jamie Redknapp agrees, seeing McGregor and Mount in there  is fuckin sickening man 

[Alex 35063]

16 minutes ago, strawb said:

We play like this the rest of the season we finish 3rd never mind 4th.

 

We out played, out fought and out coached them all game. 
 

That bald finger sniffer on their bench should be ashamed, bang on about our game management and ended up with no central defenders on the pitch. 
 

We are class.

 

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, Howay said:

Aye agreed, it’s also always worth noting that the difference between us and the middle is a minute or so iirc, the way Ten Hag goes on you’d think the ball was in play 10 minutes longer in other games. 

 

Yep, love that we're rattling cages all over.

 

[Renton 21589]

That's made my weekend. Wonder what the SMB is like?

 

 

[OTF 7295]

If this studio team mention Casemiro again, I'm turning it off and going to bed (nearly 4AM here). One player doesn't overturn such a dominant game.

 

Three second later, goodnight all.

[Howay 12496]

[Gemmill 44811]

Ten Hag coming up after the break. In the context of 3.57xG against, I'm fucking desperate for him to talk about Pope time wasting.

 

 

Edited April 2, 2023 by Gemmill

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

STICK THAT IN YOUR COCKNEY PIPE AND SMOKE IT YOU PRAWN SANDWICH EATING MOTHER FUCKERS

 

BIG WIN

 

FULLY DESERVED

 

EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE ACROSS THE PARK

 

IF WE KEEP EVERYONE FIT WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOUT FOR TOP 4 NOW

 

 

YES I'M FUCKING SHOUTING

 

 

SWALLOW MY LOAD!

[Renton 21589]

Has that Dutch cap bottled it? Why's Luke Shaw on? Howay, I need to get me tea ready. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

So according to like shaw we didn’t win because we were better than them. We just wanted it more.

 

Hahahahahahahahahahana 

[Diego21 2135]

From now on, we can call Manchester United 'Durham', because it is below Newcastle.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Ten Hag coming up after the break. In the context of 3.57xG against, I'm fucking desperate for him to talk about Pope time wasting.

 

 

apparently we didn’t have more quality than than them. We just worked harder. 
 

keep telling yourself that you fucking bald egghead douchebag