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Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team


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I'm not easily bothered by opposition managers  but this Dutch cunt is something else. Hope we beat them 5 nowt with the ball only being in play 10% of the match. 

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Are his fucking polo neck jumpers part of the mind games too, do you think? Or is that also just because he's a giant cunt?

 

If I was Howe and was getting asked about Ten Hag's comments, I'd find it very hard not to say "Has he delivered his latest fucking tedious lecture on all things Newcastle, has he? What is it this time? The mayonnaise chip-dipping bald spenk."

 

Although no doubt the press would insist that Ten Hag had "won the mind games".

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  On 02/04/2023 at 14:16, Gemmill said:

Are his fucking polo neck jumpers part of the mind games too, do you think? Or is that also just because he's a giant cunt?

 

If I was Howe and was getting asked about Ten Hag's comments, I'd find it very hard not to say "Has he delivered his latest fucking tedious lecture on all things Newcastle, has he? What is it this time? The mayonnaise chip-dipping bald spenk."

 

Although no doubt the press would insist that Ten Hag had "won the mind games".

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The polo necks are all part of the nob head aesthetic. Bald head, foreskin etc. 

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  On 02/04/2023 at 14:16, Gemmill said:

Are his fucking polo neck jumpers part of the mind games too, do you think? Or is that also just because he's a giant cunt?

 

If I was Howe and was getting asked about Ten Hag's comments, I'd find it very hard not to say "Has he delivered his latest fucking tedious lecture on all things Newcastle, has he? What is it this time? The mayonnaise chip-dipping bald spenk."

 

Although no doubt the press would insist that Ten Hag had "won the mind games".

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He’s a man who would willingly have a bowl cut if he could grow hair, and definitely wears flared acid wash jeans. No one should listen to Ten Hag on any topic he’s a total lunatic. 

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We get an early goal and we can do these I reckon. If they then have to come out and give it a go we have the players to hurt them on the break

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