Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[Gemmill 52541]

He's a proper boring little cunt. I hope we fucking lace them and Tindall cups and scoops a fart right in his face on the full time whistle.

[Monkeys Fist 46428]

 

  On 31/03/2023 at 18:27, Gemmill said:

Tindall cups and scoops a fart right in his face

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Now we’re talking. 

[wykikitoon 23750]

  On 31/03/2023 at 18:25, thebrokendoll said:

stick a pair of black rimmed glasses on him and he'd look uncannily like gary glitter.

the fucking bald dutch nonce cunt.

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Sorry, I logged in on the wrong account 

[Monkeys Fist 46428]

  On 31/03/2023 at 18:44, wykikitoon said:

Sorry, I logged in on the wrong account 

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Crissyboo86, is that you? 

[OTF 8664]

  On 31/03/2023 at 18:13, PaddockLad said:

Is there any evidence that this stat was a thing before around 9-48 pm on Weds 31st August 2022?

 

 

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Sweet misleading scale on the graph. There's 5.8% between last and second equating to a difference of just over 5 min. Less than 4 min difference between us and Manure.

 

Must be tough when we've got a superior xG despite all of our 'delay' tactics.

 

But yeah we should probably pass the ball around sideways and backwards more because it's what the fans, the referees and everyone want. A slow paced game trying to break down resolute defense is a visual spectacle.

[Dougle 3835]

  On 31/03/2023 at 18:25, thebrokendoll said:

stick a pair of black rimmed glasses on him and he'd look uncannily like gary glitter.

the fucking bald dutch nonce cunt.

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[RobinRobin 12934]

  On 31/03/2023 at 12:37, David Kelly said:

Maybe we can combine those scores together and get that 8-0.

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Yes but I would prefer winning the next 8 1-0 with all the result of disputed VAR calls 🙂 

[thebrokendoll 10834]

just after our 8th goes in tomorrow I want to see big dan burn run over to fernandes and pull his fucking repulsive portuguese head off complete with dangling spine and hold it aloft to each side of a baying crowd in a mortal kombat finish him stylee.

I hate these cunts.

[Dr Gloom 24268]

  On 01/04/2023 at 08:31, thebrokendoll said:

just after our 8th goes in tomorrow I want to see big dan burn run over to fernandes and pull his fucking repulsive portuguese head off complete with dangling spine and hold it aloft to each side of a baying crowd in a mortal kombat finish him stylee.

I hate these cunts.

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someone should pack a set of dwayne dibley-style comedy false teeth and put them in after scoring before celebrating in fernandes's face 

[thebrokendoll 10834]

  On 01/04/2023 at 08:44, Dr Gloom said:

 

someone should pack a set of dwayne dibley-style comedy false teeth and put them in after scoring before celebrating in fernandes's face 

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then pull the scrawny cunts head off.

[Alex 37781]

He’s perfect for Man Utd. Overrated, unoriginal yet still a massive cunt 

[RobinRobin 12934]

  On 01/04/2023 at 08:31, thebrokendoll said:

just after our 8th goes in tomorrow I want to see big dan burn run over to fernandes and pull his fucking repulsive portuguese head off complete with dangling spine and hold it aloft to each side of a baying crowd in a mortal kombat finish him stylee.

I hate these cunts.

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BD is back 🙂 

 

[Renton 24485]

  On 31/03/2023 at 20:12, OTF said:

Sweet misleading scale on the graph. There's 5.8% between last and second equating to a difference of just over 5 min. Less than 4 min difference between us and Manure.

 

Must be tough when we've got a superior xG despite all of our 'delay' tactics.

 

But yeah we should probably pass the ball around sideways and backwards more because it's what the fans, the referees and everyone want. A slow paced game trying to break down resolute defense is a visual spectacle.

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Was just thinking, this is the kind of graph I used to get students to look at during critical appraisal workshops. If I still did these I'd actually use it with the back context of what the bald Dutch cunt said.

 

Arguably the biggest game of the season now tomorrow. Win it and we go third, having played the same number of matches as ManU, still a game in hand over Spurs, and 8 points clear of Liverpool. In that scenario I think the balance of probability switches to us most likely getting top 4. I hope we get into these cunts faces from the off and fuck them up, the entitled southern bellend wankers. 

Edited April 1, 2023 by Renton

[Gemmill 52541]

Almiron out and Gordon back. Wonder if he might start with Wilson, Isak and Gordon as the front three?

[wykikitoon 23750]

This is the sort of game ASM could get some joy though.  It's whether that ASM turns up or the one that wants to bum dragons does.

[thebrokendoll 10834]

  On 02/04/2023 at 07:38, wykikitoon said:

This is the sort of game ASM could get some joy though.  It's whether that ASM turns up or the one that wants to bum dragons does.

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arguably his best game for us last we played these cunts at home, cracking goal too.

let's hope for a repeat.  

Edited April 2, 2023 by thebrokendoll

[thebrokendoll 10834]

  On 01/04/2023 at 14:08, Renton said:

 

Was just thinking, this is the kind of graph I used to get students to look at during critical appraisal workshops. If I still did these I'd actually use it with the back context of what the bald Dutch cunt said.

 

Arguably the biggest game of the season now tomorrow. Win it and we go third, having played the same number of matches as ManU, still a game in hand over Spurs, and 8 points clear of Liverpool. In that scenario I think the balance of probability switches to us most likely getting top 4. I hope we get into these cunts faces from the off and fuck them up, the entitled southern bellend wankers. 

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eloquently put. lacks a bit of graphic violence though.

[Dr Gloom 24268]

  On 02/04/2023 at 07:27, Gemmill said:

Almiron out and Gordon back. Wonder if he might start with Wilson, Isak and Gordon as the front three?

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I think he’ll put big Joe out wide and let him link up and occasionally switch positions with Willock.

 

Murphy will probably keep his place too. He’s done nothing wrong since coming back into the side. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15097]

I understand why Howe doesn’t but I’d love to see a Willock-Bruno-Joelinton midfield three at some point this season. Hard to drop Longstaff when he’s done nowt wrong, like

[Christmas Tree 5350]

  On 02/04/2023 at 07:27, Gemmill said:

Almiron out and Gordon back. Wonder if he might start with Wilson, Isak and Gordon as the front three?

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He said in his presser that Almiron is out for another 4 weeks?

[Dr Gloom 24268]

  On 02/04/2023 at 08:10, Christmas Tree said:

He said in his presser that Almiron is out for another 4 weeks?

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yeah. Gutted for him. We need someone else to start consistently chipping in with goals 

[Christmas Tree 5350]

This team for me all day long with the possible exception of Gordon in for Murphy.

 

 

[wykikitoon 23750]

The ASM is the only player I am unsure of.  If it's the ASM that played v Forest we are screwed.

[Dr Gloom 24268]

  On 02/04/2023 at 08:33, Christmas Tree said:

This team for me all day long with the possible exception of Gordon in for Murphy.

 

 

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no chance is he dropping Longstaff 

[Christmas Tree 5350]

  On 02/04/2023 at 08:47, wykikitoon said:

The ASM is the only player I am unsure of.  If it's the ASM that played v Forest we are screwed.

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Don’t disagree but we need a threat down both wings and we are already missing Almiron. At least we’ll have a few options off the bench with Wilson, Anderson and Murphy / Gordon