Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[PaddockLad 17241]

Is there any evidence that this stat was a thing before around 9-48 pm on Weds 31st August 2022?

 

 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

stick a pair of black rimmed glasses on him and he'd look uncannily like gary glitter.

the fucking bald dutch nonce cunt.

Edited March 31, 2023 by thebrokendoll

[Gemmill 44804]

He's a proper boring little cunt. I hope we fucking lace them and Tindall cups and scoops a fart right in his face on the full time whistle.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

 

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Tindall cups and scoops a fart right in his face

Now we’re talking. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

18 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

stick a pair of black rimmed glasses on him and he'd look uncannily like gary glitter.

the fucking bald dutch nonce cunt.

Sorry, I logged in on the wrong account 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

26 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Sorry, I logged in on the wrong account 

Crissyboo86, is that you? 

[OTF 7295]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Is there any evidence that this stat was a thing before around 9-48 pm on Weds 31st August 2022?

 

 

Sweet misleading scale on the graph. There's 5.8% between last and second equating to a difference of just over 5 min. Less than 4 min difference between us and Manure.

 

Must be tough when we've got a superior xG despite all of our 'delay' tactics.

 

But yeah we should probably pass the ball around sideways and backwards more because it's what the fans, the referees and everyone want. A slow paced game trying to break down resolute defense is a visual spectacle.

[Dougle 3329]

3 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

stick a pair of black rimmed glasses on him and he'd look uncannily like gary glitter.

the fucking bald dutch nonce cunt.

 

 

[RobinRobin 11258]

12 hours ago, David Kelly said:

Maybe we can combine those scores together and get that 8-0.

Yes but I would prefer winning the next 8 1-0 with all the result of disputed VAR calls 🙂 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

just after our 8th goes in tomorrow I want to see big dan burn run over to fernandes and pull his fucking repulsive portuguese head off complete with dangling spine and hold it aloft to each side of a baying crowd in a mortal kombat finish him stylee.

I hate these cunts.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

11 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

just after our 8th goes in tomorrow I want to see big dan burn run over to fernandes and pull his fucking repulsive portuguese head off complete with dangling spine and hold it aloft to each side of a baying crowd in a mortal kombat finish him stylee.

I hate these cunts.

 

someone should pack a set of dwayne dibley-style comedy false teeth and put them in after scoring before celebrating in fernandes's face 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

someone should pack a set of dwayne dibley-style comedy false teeth and put them in after scoring before celebrating in fernandes's face 

 

then pull the scrawny cunts head off.

[Alex 35060]

He’s perfect for Man Utd. Overrated, unoriginal yet still a massive cunt 

[RobinRobin 11258]

2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

just after our 8th goes in tomorrow I want to see big dan burn run over to fernandes and pull his fucking repulsive portuguese head off complete with dangling spine and hold it aloft to each side of a baying crowd in a mortal kombat finish him stylee.

I hate these cunts.

BD is back 🙂 

 

[Renton 21570]

17 hours ago, OTF said:

Sweet misleading scale on the graph. There's 5.8% between last and second equating to a difference of just over 5 min. Less than 4 min difference between us and Manure.

 

Must be tough when we've got a superior xG despite all of our 'delay' tactics.

 

But yeah we should probably pass the ball around sideways and backwards more because it's what the fans, the referees and everyone want. A slow paced game trying to break down resolute defense is a visual spectacle.

 

Was just thinking, this is the kind of graph I used to get students to look at during critical appraisal workshops. If I still did these I'd actually use it with the back context of what the bald Dutch cunt said.

 

Arguably the biggest game of the season now tomorrow. Win it and we go third, having played the same number of matches as ManU, still a game in hand over Spurs, and 8 points clear of Liverpool. In that scenario I think the balance of probability switches to us most likely getting top 4. I hope we get into these cunts faces from the off and fuck them up, the entitled southern bellend wankers. 

Edited April 1, 2023 by Renton

[Gemmill 44804]

Almiron out and Gordon back. Wonder if he might start with Wilson, Isak and Gordon as the front three?

[wykikitoon 20112]

This is the sort of game ASM could get some joy though.  It's whether that ASM turns up or the one that wants to bum dragons does.

[thebrokendoll 9188]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

This is the sort of game ASM could get some joy though.  It's whether that ASM turns up or the one that wants to bum dragons does.

 

arguably his best game for us last we played these cunts at home, cracking goal too.

let's hope for a repeat.  

Edited April 2, 2023 by thebrokendoll

[thebrokendoll 9188]

17 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Was just thinking, this is the kind of graph I used to get students to look at during critical appraisal workshops. If I still did these I'd actually use it with the back context of what the bald Dutch cunt said.

 

Arguably the biggest game of the season now tomorrow. Win it and we go third, having played the same number of matches as ManU, still a game in hand over Spurs, and 8 points clear of Liverpool. In that scenario I think the balance of probability switches to us most likely getting top 4. I hope we get into these cunts faces from the off and fuck them up, the entitled southern bellend wankers. 

 

eloquently put. lacks a bit of graphic violence though.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

30 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Almiron out and Gordon back. Wonder if he might start with Wilson, Isak and Gordon as the front three?

I think he’ll put big Joe out wide and let him link up and occasionally switch positions with Willock.

 

Murphy will probably keep his place too. He’s done nothing wrong since coming back into the side. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

I understand why Howe doesn’t but I’d love to see a Willock-Bruno-Joelinton midfield three at some point this season. Hard to drop Longstaff when he’s done nowt wrong, like

[Christmas Tree 4725]

41 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Almiron out and Gordon back. Wonder if he might start with Wilson, Isak and Gordon as the front three?

He said in his presser that Almiron is out for another 4 weeks?

[Dr Gloom 21912]

10 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

He said in his presser that Almiron is out for another 4 weeks?

yeah. Gutted for him. We need someone else to start consistently chipping in with goals 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

This team for me all day long with the possible exception of Gordon in for Murphy.

 

 

[wykikitoon 20112]

The ASM is the only player I am unsure of.  If it's the ASM that played v Forest we are screwed.