Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[trophyshy 7083]

I’ll give it a try, see if it helps with my slipped disc.  

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

1 hour ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

stopping just before the point of orgasm

I’ve been edging the Mrs for years, so she tells me…

 

 

… repeatedly. 
 

[Howmanheyman 33121]

My lass edges me by walking near the kitchen door but not actually going into the kitchen.

Edited March 31, 2023 by Howmanheyman
Keep having brain farts and having my sentences all over the shop like a dyslexic on an acid trip.

[thebrokendoll 9188]

needs somebody level headed this thread to stop it sinking to the edge of depravity.

so, I hope we smash these arrogant plastic manc cunts in to oblivion on sunday. 5-0 isn't good enough, nor 7, I want to see us better the humiliation  the red dippers handed out to them.

I want to see every side of sjp resemble the deafening carnage in the away end at forest when isak's penalty went in and thereafter long after the final whistle had blown.

this a rallying cry...... 8-0 to us! 

[RobinRobin 11258]

3 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

needs somebody level headed this thread to stop it sinking to the edge of depravity.

so, I hope we smash these arrogant plastic manc cunts in to oblivion on sunday. 5-0 isn't good enough, nor 7, I want to see us better the humiliation  the red dippers handed out to them.

I want to see every side of sjp resemble the deafening carnage in the away end at forest when isak's penalty went in and thereafter long after the final whistle had blown.

this a rallying cry...... 8-0 to us! 

[ewerk 30549]

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Newcastle boss Eddie Howe, previewing his side’s clash with Man Utd on Sunday, says he doesn’t know if Anthony Gordon has recovered from injury in time to play: “I don’t know if he will be available. He played a very small part of training on Wednesday, so we’ll see how he has responded to that today.”

 

On Nick Pope: ”He felt a problem in his thigh after the Wolves game and didn’t train in preparation for Forest; he completed that game with a bit of discomfort. He then train in Dubai this week so the signs are good.”

 

Eddie Howe on what’s coming up: “It’s a massive month. Whenever you have intense period of games, you know those results will define what we do.

 

“The last two results put us in strong position but also lifted confidence levels and morale. There is a big week to come but Manchester United first so we have to focus on that alone.

 

"We need to learn our lessons from the cup final defeat and analyse that game and try to improve.”

 

Eddie Howe on Alexander Isak: “He’s got himself into a really good place. He’s getting fitter with every game and certainly confidence wise will be in a really good place. His ability never been in question for us. I’ve said many times he’s got real talent, a brilliant way about him off the pitch.

 

“He’s electric on the pitch. Really exciting player for us. Players excited to play with him, complements what we have. Excited about the future for him and it’s just the start.”

 

[PaddockLad 17241]

3 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

 

 

 

Still only two followers for big bad Hank there, one of them is @Dr Gloom  

[Dr Gloom 21912]

hope we put three past them then sing "you've seen united, now fuck off home" at them as they exit early

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

Bad news lads, Chris Suton has predicted we will win.

[Howmanheyman 33121]

I fancy us to give them a game and hopefully get some revenge on them however this is with the caveat of having a level playing field when it comes to the officials and the VAR horrors watching it in the background.

[The Fish 10849]

1-1

Sorry lads

[Dr Gloom 21912]

4 minutes ago, The Fish said:

1-1

Sorry lads

 

i'd take that tbh

[Ugly Mackems 133]

I might enjoy a pre match vodka. 

[PaddockLad 17241]

6 minutes ago, The Fish said:

1-1

Sorry lads

They’ve won 1 in 4 on the road and let Liverpool put 7 past them last time out. Casemiro out. A draw wouldn’t surprise but I think if Isak carries on where he left off we’ll do them  

[Dr Gloom 21912]

4 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

I might enjoy a pre match vodka. 

 

i'll see you down the labour club - make mine a double and diet

[The Fish 10849]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

They’ve won 1 in 4 on the road and let Liverpool put 7 past them last time out. Casemiro out. A draw wouldn’t surprise but I think if Isak carries on where he left off we’ll do them  

I think missing Casemiro is big, but I still think they've sufficient quality in defence to prove a sterner test than Wolves and Notting Forest did in the last two games. I think our defence will keep them quiet for the majority of the game, but if Rashford is fit, Rashford will score.

[The Fish 10849]

Mind, just looking they are definitely missing;

Eriksen, Garnacho, Casemiro, 

 

Might be missing; Varane, Sabitzer, Rashford and Martial.

 

If 3 of the latter 4 are out, that's very very good news.

[Craig 6682]

The last two times we played these cunts at SJP having lost to them at Wembley, we beat them 5-0 & 3-0 respectively. 

We're going to smash them out of the park and Pope will have a clean sheet

[David Kelly 1244]

2 minutes ago, Craig said:

The last two times we played these cunts at SJP having lost to them at Wembley, we beat them 5-0 & 3-0 respectively. 

We're going to smash them out of the park and Pope will have a clean sheet

Maybe we can combine those scores together and get that 8-0.

[Craig 6682]

Just now, David Kelly said:

Maybe we can combine those scores together and get that 8-0.

 

Wouldn't that be sweet?

[Alex 35060]

33 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

I might enjoy a pre match vodka. 

Living on the edge

[Dr Gloom 21912]

not him too!

[Tom 14011]

Into these culture-less personality vacuums, you can talk about your 33 years old nightclub on the way home after we put three past you. 

 

Oasis were shite.

[Howmanheyman 33121]

2 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said:

I might enjoy a pre match vodka. 

 

After handing the tickets out....

 

1 hour ago, Craig said:

The last two times we played these cunts at SJP having lost to them at Wembley, we beat them 5-0 & 3-0 respectively. 

We're going to smash them out of the park and Pope will have a clean sheet

 

Said something very similar earlier on to someone. 🤞

[Gemmill 44804]

Another relaxing win coming up.

 

Wondering whether to just start the threads for the other 11 remaining games today, then knock them all in like a Virgo trick shot.