Squinty Steve's Surplus Signings vs Sexy Eddie's "Let's Start This Weekend Off Right" Hotties

[Tom 14011]

 

 

Barcelona of the north (actual)

[wykikitoon 20151]

3 hours ago, Tom said:

 

 

Barcelona of the north (actual)

He's been great last two games. 

[wykikitoon 20151]

BIL still banging on about the offside goal. Saying it was offside. 

[Howmanheyman 33234]

27 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

BIL still banging on about the offside goal. Saying it was offside. 

 

Tell him his breath stinks of shit and you can smell it from your phone.

[Howay 12496]

 Well he got his offside and still lost. We should have had 2 pens and they should have had 2 red cards, they have nothing to feel hard done by about with that game. 

[trophyshy 7083]

41 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

BIL still banging on about the offside goal. Saying it was offside. 

It was ruled offside.  What’s his fucking problem?  

[Howmanheyman 33234]

1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

What’s his fucking problem?  

 

His breath stinks of shit.

[Isegrim 9777]

 

[Craig 6682]

On 17/03/2023 at 22:28, wykikitoon said:

I would like to know @Craigtake on the disallowed goal tbh. 

 

 

 

anyway, the decision was absolute bullshit.

[wykikitoon 20151]

That'll do me 

[Craig 6682]

Even the missus agreed it should have stood. So for her to agree it your BIL must be smoking crack.

Mind you there were 'issues' when she scream 'Fuck you, you cunt!' at Eddie when he was celebrating at the final whistle

 

[Gemmill 44894]

My lass fancies Eddie. She fucking hates football, and HATES it when Newcastle are on telly, but whenever he's on being interviewed, she'll comment on how intelligently he speaks compared to other managers/football people, how his responses are always thoughtful etc.

 

Anyway, out in the pub with some friends, I'm talking to one of the blokes but I can hear her talking next to me and hear Howe's name mentioned. I'm thinking wtf is she talking about Eddie Howe for, and next thing you know the phone comes out and she's pulling up pictures of him and showing them to the other lasses going "do you not think...?"

 

I interrupted and asked why she was showing pictures of Howe, and she goes "oh he's lovely, I was just telling them about him."

 

Bizarre.

[LongTimeAdmirer 1264]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

My lass fancies Eddie. She fucking hates football, and HATES it when Newcastle are on telly, but whenever he's on being interviewed, she'll comment on how intelligently he speaks compared to other managers/football people, how his responses are always thoughtful etc.

 

Anyway, out in the pub with some friends, I'm talking to one of the blokes but I can hear her talking next to me and hear Howe's name mentioned. I'm thinking wtf is she talking about Eddie Howe for, and next thing you know the phone comes out and she's pulling up pictures of him and showing them to the other lasses going "do you not think...?"

 

I interrupted and asked why she was showing pictures of Howe, and she goes "oh he's lovely, I was just telling them about him."

 

Bizarre.

 

You share that girl

 

 

 

 

Edited March 20, 2023 by LongTimeAdmirer

[Howmanheyman 33234]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

My lass fancies Eddie. She fucking hates football, and HATES it when Newcastle are on telly, but whenever he's on being interviewed, she'll comment on how intelligently he speaks compared to other managers/football people, how his responses are always thoughtful etc.

 

Anyway, out in the pub with some friends, I'm talking to one of the blokes but I can hear her talking next to me and hear Howe's name mentioned. I'm thinking wtf is she talking about Eddie Howe for, and next thing you know the phone comes out and she's pulling up pictures of him and showing them to the other lasses going "do you not think...?"

 

I interrupted and asked why she was showing pictures of Howe, and she goes "oh he's lovely, I was just telling them about him."

 

Bizarre.

 

My lass fancies Captain America. 

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

18 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

My lass fancies Captain America. 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

43 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

My lass fancies Captain America. 

 

funny name to give your johnson. 

[PaddockLad 17275]

52 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

My lass fancies Eddie. She fucking hates football, and HATES it when Newcastle are on telly, but whenever he's on being interviewed, she'll comment on how intelligently he speaks compared to other managers/football people, how his responses are always thoughtful etc.

 

Anyway, out in the pub with some friends, I'm talking to one of the blokes but I can hear her talking next to me and hear Howe's name mentioned. I'm thinking wtf is she talking about Eddie Howe for, and next thing you know the phone comes out and she's pulling up pictures of him and showing them to the other lasses going "do you not think...?"

 

I interrupted and asked why she was showing pictures of Howe, and she goes "oh he's lovely, I was just telling them about him."

 

Bizarre.

I can arrange a meet up if you like? My brother in law was in his class at school, so was the mate who house sat for us when we went travelling. Another Mag from down here had Eddie in the youth football team him and his brother used to run. So if she’s keen I can get a message to him no probs mate 👍☺️
 

[Gemmill 44894]

28 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

I can arrange a meet up if you like? My brother in law was in his class at school, so was the mate who house sat for us when we went travelling. Another Mag from down here had Eddie in the youth football team him and his brother used to run. So if she’s keen I can get a message to him no probs mate 👍☺️
 

 

Aye we can get the club to put a CUCKED video on NUFCTV with Eddie riding my lass and Tindall ripping the piss out of me as it's happening.

[Meenzer 15531]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Aye we can get the club to put a CUCKED video on NUFCTV with Eddie riding my lass and Tindall ripping the piss out of me as it's happening.

 

And the whole squad reenacting a post-match team photo in the background.

[Howmanheyman 33234]

23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Aye we can get the club to put a CUCKED video on NUFCTV with Eddie riding my lass and Tindall ripping the piss out of me as it's happening.

 

Tindall would be at the other end taking the piss whilst giving the thumbs up with both hands as she's piping him off, nodding his head with a daft grin like Ben Dover. 

[Holden McGroin 6587]

You lot have some warped fantasies.

 

P.S. Im erect.

Edited March 20, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Alex 35083]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

funny name to give your johnson. 

My lass fancies Captain Pugwash 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

 

[thebrokendoll 9239]

I can't help but notice that ever since i posted a picture of the gorgeous me, that this thread has gone all sexy.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

I can't help but notice that ever since i posted a picture of the gorgeous me, that this thread has gone all sexy.