Pep's not plastic club from Manchester versus Eddie's wounded League Cup xG winners (+ Fish)

[Dr Gloom 23642]

Again Gordon cuts inside into traffic when  there’s space on the outside 

[NJS 4564]

Gordon isn't working out on the left imo. 

[Gemmill 49970]

These two are less a commentary team and more a Manchester City compliment generator. 

[ewerk 33226]

If she says 'transition' once more I'm forming the Toonpack Fanclub.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14677]

Just now, Gemmill said:

These two are less a commentary team and more a Manchester City compliment generator. 

What the fuck was that 2 minute long ramble about Grealish for?  I understand that there’s no atmosphere to speak of but surely you can be silent for 10 seconds until something actually happens

[Dr Gloom 23642]

Nice forward ping from lascelles to start an attack 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

There’s Joes two game suspension 

[Gemmill 49970]

Howay get Jamaal on the end of this ffs. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4269]

I think Gordon has played well today.

[OTF 8418]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

There’s Joes two game suspension 

Inevitable that he gets a yellow in a game like this.

[PaddockLad 19013]

That’s a booking for Ake, out of control 

[OTF 8418]

A clear foul on our player is apparently "a horrible coming together", I'd have settled for "terrible late dangerous foul".

[PaddockLad 19013]

Pep giving Longy a lecture

[Gemmill 49970]

Haaland fucking skies it and we get told breathlessly that "he can score any type of goal". It nearly went out for a throw, dickhead. 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

Time for some fresh legs 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

God when will this cunt stfu?

[Gemmill 49970]

I hope it's Almiron coming off and not Gordon. 

[Gemmill 49970]

It's Gordon. 

[PaddockLad 19013]

Joe for Joe

[OTF 8418]

Longstaff having a Steve Bruce relapse.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14677]

🚨 BOBBY ROBSON TRIPLE SUB 🚨

[Gemmill 49970]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

God when will this cunt stfu?

 

I've honestly never heard a more boring commentary team. Michael Owen is better than this manc lass.

[PaddockLad 19013]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

Joe for Joe

Maybe not 🤷🏻‍♂️

[toonotl 3431]

So unlucky! Fuck sake. What do we have to do to score?

[Gemmill 49970]

Joelinton has to score there.