Pep's not plastic club from Manchester versus Eddie's wounded League Cup xG winners (+ Fish)

[RobinRobin 11281]

1 minute ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Did you not watch him spend 90% of the match walking? or tripping over his own feet and being out of position

[OTF 7295]

Noone's asking the real question though, how did @Christmas Tree get the refereeing gig here? We'll have to wait until full time to find out. Expect an unannounced toilet break mid-half.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

2 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

Agree, so we should be resetting our line a little amd not committing so high.

Get the point but sit too deep and you’ll never get out at all. We were penned in for a good 10 minutes there. Maybe the high press is the better option

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

4 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Did you not watch him spend 90% of the match walking? or tripping over his own feet and being out of position

Not really but it seems like you’re watching a different game to every cunt else anyway

[OTF 7295]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Get the point but sit too deep and you’ll never get out at all. We were penned in for a good 10 minutes there. Maybe the high press is the better option

 

I guess that's what Eddie thinks as well, but we're taking it too high when it leaves us exposed like it has.

[PaddockLad 17275]

2 minutes ago, toonotl said:

 

God! Shut up voice of reason! 

Am a long way past annihilating those in black and white. The clue is in the word “supporter”  

[Howmanheyman 33234]

George and Mildred on the mic not helping my mood. 

[Gemmill 44894]

If that's not a foul, book Grealish ffs. 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Graelish diving again. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

George and Mildred on the mic not helping my mood. 

They’re shocking like. I notice Rafa used the term “pockets” during half time so now this waste of skin will be using it every five minutes to look clued up

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Again Gordon cuts inside into traffic when  there’s space on the outside 

[NJS 4386]

Gordon isn't working out on the left imo. 

[Gemmill 44894]

These two are less a commentary team and more a Manchester City compliment generator. 

[ewerk 30616]

If she says 'transition' once more I'm forming the Toonpack Fanclub.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Just now, Gemmill said:

These two are less a commentary team and more a Manchester City compliment generator. 

What the fuck was that 2 minute long ramble about Grealish for?  I understand that there’s no atmosphere to speak of but surely you can be silent for 10 seconds until something actually happens

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Nice forward ping from lascelles to start an attack 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

There’s Joes two game suspension 

[Gemmill 44894]

Howay get Jamaal on the end of this ffs. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

I think Gordon has played well today.

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

There’s Joes two game suspension 

Inevitable that he gets a yellow in a game like this.

[PaddockLad 17275]

That’s a booking for Ake, out of control 

[OTF 7295]

A clear foul on our player is apparently "a horrible coming together", I'd have settled for "terrible late dangerous foul".

[PaddockLad 17275]

Pep giving Longy a lecture

[Gemmill 44894]

Haaland fucking skies it and we get told breathlessly that "he can score any type of goal". It nearly went out for a throw, dickhead. 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Time for some fresh legs