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Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel

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Renton

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34 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Wembley 115 yds x 75 yds

 

SJP           105 yds x 68 yds

 

Old T        116 yds x 76 yds

 

They're used to it. Advantage the red cunts

 

Fucking hell, those differences are huge. OT is fucking massive. And unlike SJP but like Wembley, flat. 

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30 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Fucking hell, those differences are huge. OT is fucking massive. And unlike SJP but like Wembley, flat. 

 

All the more room for Maxi to weave his magic 😀

 

 

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1 minute ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I'm genuinely considering not watching.

Tape it and watch if we win. Don't know if I can take the disappointment live

 

:lol:

You might be right here, I'm not sure your old ticker will cope. 

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7 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I'm genuinely considering not watching.

Tape it and watch if we win. Don't know if I can take the disappointment live


This is where I am at and I’m in disbelief about it tbh. 

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3 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Its the hope that absolutely crushes you.

 

Im expecting nothing but ManUre to lift the trophy but I am a massive pessimist. Or is that a realist?

 

Realist, because they're favourites. But we are not massive outsiders and I think we have a better chance than we did in 98 or 99. Anyway, chill, it's only a tinpot cup (if we lose). 

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20 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Realist, because they're favourites. But we are not massive outsiders and I think we have a better chance than we did in 98 or 99. Anyway, chill, it's only a tinpot cup (if we lose). 

 

Its all gone against us the lat few weeks. Pope getting injured, Bruno not playing, Losing form,  ManUre finding form (although they've looked crap at times Rashford always seems to pull them out of it). 

 

If we are going to win we desperately need the first goal whereas I don't think we could come back if ManUre score first.

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36 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I'm genuinely considering not watching.

Tape it and watch if we win. Don't know if I can take the disappointment live

 

This would be my strategy, but sadly I can't record it so not sure what I'll end up doing.

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7 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

This would be my strategy, but sadly I can't record it so not sure what I'll end up doing.

 

Act it all out with a few mates in the back garden and award yourself a nice bottle of single malt, say an Arran 18, as the inevitable trophy.

 

Do you need any subs?

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56 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I'm genuinely considering not watching.

Tape it and watch if we win. Don't know if I can take the disappointment live

Alreet grandad?

dammit grandad GIF

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They're probably a pair of no-grip gloves used specifically for training. Lad who played in goal for my team used to train using them - reckoned it was to improve his reflexes. Didn't see the point myself.

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They're probably a pair of no-grip gloves used specifically for training. Lad who played in goal for my team used to train using them - reckoned it was to improve his reflexes. Didn't see the point myself.

 

Very handy for, erm, cervical massages of stray courtesans without leaving material residue corroboarting ones whereabouts at the time. Or so says MF.  

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