Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel

[Howay 12496]

That tulip shagging menace is a right fucking bore. The media wank off over him because he’s able to get half a tune out of his billion pound squad, and seem to ignore that not only is he an insufferable bore that clearly bottles and sniffs his own farts but he’s also a total prize plum. Despite all that without Rashford he’d be struggling, so personally I find the media hype around him to be completely unwarranted but it is what it is I suppose it’ll just make his reaction even more hilarious when it all goes tits up. 

[Howay 12496]

8 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

This “ball in play time” …. It’s been introduced this season specifically for us hasn’t it? Can someone provide anything to contradict what this fuckin bald cloggie strap on is saying?… 

Apparently their average ball in play time is a whopping 3 minutes more than ours , so aye he can fucking ram it. 

[Dougle 3287]

The first time I ever saw this overrated cunt was in a manc derby and I thought ‘fuck me Pep is looking rough’.

Bloke looks like he sniffs his own cock before he decides whether it’s worth washing or not.

[LongTimeAdmirer 1235]

12 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

i've seen them do it man, they fucking drown them in that shit 

 

I quite liked a friet speciaal 

 

 

 

 

[ewerk 30161]

4 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

I quite liked a friet speciaal 

 

 

 

 

Blue pop just out of shot.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13760]

Fancying an early start with some breakfast in Newcastle city centre. Where’s good these days? I’d fancy a Grainger Market, greasy bastard of a fry-up but it’s shut on Sundays.

[RobinRobin 11085]

16 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Fancying an early start with some breakfast in Newcastle city centre. Where’s good these days? I’d fancy a Grainger Market, greasy bastard of a fry-up but it’s shut on Sundays.

CT - phone home 🙂 

[ewerk 30161]

6 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

CT - phone home 🙂 

Okay, so 25 years later it’s just dawned on me what the BT - phone home advert was about.

[Dougle 3287]

6 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

I quite liked a friet speciaal 

 

 

 

 

 

Yer some chef Ramsey yee marra. FTM

[trophyshy 7066]

[wykikitoon 19803]

Wonder if Targett will get a bench spot. 

[Tom 14011]

3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Fancying an early start with some breakfast in Newcastle city centre. Where’s good these days? I’d fancy a Grainger Market, greasy bastard of a fry-up but it’s shut on Sundays.

I don’t know about town but the butterfly cabinet in Heaton is the proverbial tits

[Gemmill 44098]

Quay Ingredient on the Quayside is canny. 

[Howmanheyman 32596]

'The Meeting Place' in Wallsend High Street.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13760]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Quay Ingredient on the Quayside is canny. 

This looks quality. I’ll run it past my lass and almost certainly be met with “but we have to walk up the bank” and it’ll be rejected but I’ll always have my dreams

[Dr Gloom 21757]

I bloody love that walk up the bank under the bridge up grey street 

[Tom 14011]

9 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

This looks quality. I’ll run it past my lass and almost certainly be met with “but we have to walk up the bank” and it’ll be rejected but I’ll always have my dreams

Walk a bit. Pub. Walk a bit. Pub and after 15 pints you’ll be there in no time!

[Alex 34718]

13 hours ago, Howay said:

That tulip shagging menace is a right fucking bore. The media wank off over him because he’s able to get half a tune out of his billion pound squad, and seem to ignore that not only is he an insufferable bore that clearly bottles and sniffs his own farts but he’s also a total prize plum. Despite all that without Rashford he’d be struggling, so personally I find the media hype around him to be completely unwarranted but it is what it is I suppose it’ll just make his reaction even more hilarious when it all goes tits up. 

They're desperate for him to be the new Ferguson like. With all this building a dynasty shit. Agree about Rashford. Likewise if Ronaldo hadn’t done that interview 

[Howmanheyman 32596]

9 minutes ago, Alex said:

They're desperate for him to be the new Ferguson like. With all this building a dynasty shit. Agree about Rashford. Likewise if Ronaldo hadn’t done that interview 

 

If Eddie had've come out with that 'annoying to play' shit I'm sure it would've meant that Ten Haag's mind games would have worked and Howe was rattled. It isn't that how it works? 

[Howay 12496]

 

[Renton 21040]

6 hours ago, trophyshy said:

 

County Durham marra! FTM!

 

[Renton 21040]

4 minutes ago, Howay said:

 

 

Is he? He looks green screened to me.

 

CT, how's your mission to find P dog for G dog going?

 

 

[Howay 12496]

 

[Meenzer 15346]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

CT, how's your mission to find P dog for G dog going?

 

 

He's queuing for a pee, dog.

[Alex 34718]

2 hours ago, Howay said:

 

The big smirk hits the big smerk