Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel

[PaddockLad 17241]

10 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

Mostly because I think Wilson can handle the pressure of that game more than Isak can. I think it's a rare occasion where you go with the most settled side, rather than the one with the most ability. 

 

Is Ashby, that young rightback from West Ham available? 

Not sure if he’s been available but he wasn’t on the bench Saturday…. 

[Isegrim 9761]

Kudos to Wykiki, but if we lose he‘ll get a telephone call from HR.

[trophyshy 7083]

We’re shit in front of goal currently.

 

No end product = another year with this fucking name. 
 

I’m away in the states working so didn’t watch the Liverpool game. I feel like the wheels are coming off and we’re going to finish about 6th or 7th, and get spanked by Rashford. 
 

Who on here is going to the final (and Gloom’s Ketamine Kommiseration bash). 

[wykikitoon 20112]

Wilson has been wank since he came back from the WC.  Is it long covid? or did Southgate bore the fuck out of him that much he's been brain rinsed? 

[Alex 35060]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Wilson has been wank since he came back from the WC.  Is it long covid? or did Southgate bore the fuck out of him that much he's been brain rinsed? 

The story goes (I think) he had covid before the World Cup. He fully recovered but got another bad virus returning from the World Cup. It could be he got a bad case of flu which wiped him out. It was years ago now but the most I’ll I’ve ever been was from a bout of the flu and it was probably about two months before I was back to my normal weight etc. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

2 minutes ago, Alex said:

The story goes (I think) he had covid before the World Cup. He fully recovered but got another bad virus returning from the World Cup. It could be he got a bad case of flu which wiped him out. It was years ago now but the most I’ll I’ve ever been was from a bout of the flu and it was probably about two months before I was back to my normal weight etc. 

Got to be something like that hasn't it?  He has shown glimpses recently, but was pump when he came on v Liverpool. 

[Toonpack 9385]

23 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Wilson has been wank since he came back from the WC.  Is it long covid? or did Southgate bore the fuck out of him that much he's been brain rinsed? 

 

Southgate is an energy vampire !!!!

 

[PaddockLad 17241]

40 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

We’re shit in front of goal currently.

 

No end product = another year with this fucking name. 
 

I’m away in the states working so didn’t watch the Liverpool game. I feel like the wheels are coming off and we’re going to finish about 6th or 7th, and get spanked by Rashford. 
 

Who on here is going to the final (and Gloom’s Ketamine Kommiseration bash). 

🙋🏻‍♂️ match 

 

🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️ am bringing some mates with me to Glooms but he hasn’t sent the address yet??  🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[Meenzer 15518]

45 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Who on here is going to the final (and Gloom’s Ketamine Kommiseration bash). 

 

❌ Final

 

❓ As yet undetermined pub somewhere in London that doesn't require booking and won't be majority Manc

 

✅ On to Gloomy's afterparty with my 10-hour Vengaboys playlist

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

I’m going into town and getting quite leathered, regardless. Hopefully I can actually remember the fucker if we win it

[Isegrim 9761]

13 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

❌ Final

 

❓ As yet undetermined pub somewhere in London that doesn't require booking and won't be majority Manc

 

✅ On to Gloomy's afterparty with my 10-hour Vengaboys playlist

This.

[Tom 14011]

31 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I’m going into town and getting quite leathered, regardless. Hopefully I can actually remember the fucker if we win it

Give me a shout if you’re about I might just do the same  

[Dr Gloom 21912]

After party at an undisclosed location. More details coming at the weekend via pirate radio  

[wykikitoon 20112]

[PaddockLad 17241]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

After party at an undisclosed location. More details coming at the weekend via pirate radio  

BOOYAKKASHAA! 
 

 

[Tom 14011]

 

 

A tad early  

[Dr Gloom 21912]

52 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

BOOYAKKASHAA! 
 

 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

20 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

A tad early  

can’t wait for his review of the Wembley travel lodge 

[PaddockLad 17241]

14 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

“Hiya Sonya!!!”

 

”my names not Sonya??!!” 
 

“Yeah I know but look at the titS ON YA!!” 
 

[Renton 21570]

20 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

Ahhh, you take the lad out of the Blue Monkey, but you can't take the Blue Monkey out of the lad.  

[wykikitoon 20112]

48 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

A tad early  

 

'Wew wads we are hewe at wemerwey'

[trophyshy 7083]

If only his dad had been that premature.

[Toonpack 9385]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

'Wew wads we are hewe at wemerwey'

 

A wemerway a wemerwey, in the jungle the mighty jungle a wion sweeps tonight.

[Howmanheyman 33121]

Through to a cup final at Wembley and the sky wankers still can't bring themselves to show some respect and put the club's fucking name on a graphic. Why? Why are they so deadset against doing it? It isn't an oversight. Honestly, the club needs to get onto this shit now that we'll hopefully be one of the main players in their televised league and not Ashley's bastardised version of NUFC begging for scraps.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 20, 2023 by Howmanheyman

[Isegrim 9761]