howe's rabblement of lawless, scattershot, buccaneers v jones' congregation of well educated south coast gentry.

[thebrokendoll 9450]

a new thread is probably appropriate for the second leg. especially as this one isn't brokendollless.

a massive shout out to @Christmas Tree for making this happen for me, it's very much appreciated. also a very warranted doffing of the hat to @Tom, hope you get sorted sir!.

at the risk of putting a spanner in the works we should be reasonably confident we'll get through this, but for the love of god can we please get an early goal to settle the nerves a bit?

in the event we do get through, there's then the mayhem and chaos of the scramble, begging, calling in of ancient favours and any method of skulduggery to get your hands on a final ticket to look forward to!  

[LongTimeAdmirer 1283]

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paying for Eddie to start ASM from the beginning 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14043]

Atmosphere should be bouncing and I think the players will react and score early. Though, I’m going to be there so expect frustration

[PaddockLad 17641]

My holiday entitlement starts on 1st Jan every year…am in attendance, so am hoping even at this relatively early stage of the year that the current Mrs PL isn’t expecting to be whisked off somewhere exotic for a fortnight this summer  

 

They nick a goal and they’re right back in the tie but the thought of them doing so v this defence at a SJP full of seething desperation is fancilful to say the least  

[wykikitoon 20708]

[Dr Gloom 22137]

transfer deadline day on the same day innit - a festival of football 

[Renton 21977]

20 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Atmosphere should be bouncing and I think the players will react and score early. Though, I’m going to be there so expect frustration

 

I'll cancel you out. If we get through and I get tickets its going to be a ballache for me to sort out transport, accomodation, and most importantly childcare, but this ballache is infinitely preferable to kick in the nuts should we fuck this up.

[Gemmill 45996]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

transfer deadline day on the same day innit - a festival of football 

 

Let's have a big name pre- match on-the-pitch unveiling. 

[Dr Gloom 22137]

Just now, Renton said:

 

I'll cancel you out. If we get through and I get tickets its going to be a ballache for me to sort out transport, accomodation, and most importantly childcare, but this ballache is infinitely preferable to kick in the nuts should we fuck this up.

 

mate, did you not hear about the after party at chez gloom? i was counting on you falling off the wagon for one night only 

[Gemmill 45996]

Point of order. It's not at Chez Gloom, it's just Chez Gloom. 

 

Proceed. 

[thebrokendoll 9450]

20 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

I'll cancel you out. If we get through and I get tickets its going to be a ballache for me to sort out transport, accomodation, and most importantly childcare, but this ballache is infinitely preferable to kick in the nuts should we fuck this up.

 

not a hope in hell you'll be able to sort all that out. might as well assign your ticket out to me now. 

Edited January 26, 2023 by thebrokendoll

[Dr Gloom 22137]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Point of order. It's not at Chez Gloom, it's just Chez Gloom. 

 

Proceed. 

 

[Howmanheyman 33819]

After the horse has bolted I've decided to put a short notice holiday request in for Tuesday, should've done it as soon as we got through tbh and tried to get tickets for it. (Don't worry, we've won loads when I've been off as well including the first leg).

[Dr Gloom 22137]

well all know who to blame if we lose then 

[The Fish 10962]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Let's have a big name pre- match on-the-pitch unveiling. 

When was the last time we had one of those? 

 

Last one I truly remember was Robert, I think?

 

 

[The Fish 10962]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

I'll cancel you out. If we get through and I get tickets its going to be a ballache for me to sort out transport, accomodation, and most importantly childcare, but this ballache is infinitely preferable to kick in the nuts should we fuck this up.

Transport is easy, MF will be driving his murdervan down. 

Accommodation is Gloom's Georgian townhouse

and childcare can be taken care of by the seagulls.

 

[Toonpack 9907]

No away goals malarkey, we score one they've gotta score three to win it outright, can't see that happening but I can certainly see us scoring ourselves.

[Alex 35567]

6 minutes ago, The Fish said:

When was the last time we had one of those? 

 

Last one I truly remember was Robert, I think?

 

 

I think Martins was unveiled before a match. 

[The Fish 10962]

Have to admit, the unveiling of Anthony Gordon wouldn't reverberate like Robert or Martins did, I reckon. 

[Monkeys Fist 43057]

5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Transport is easy, MF will be driving his murdervan down. 

Accommodation is Gloom's Georgian townhouse

and childcare can be taken care of by the seagulls.

 

Will I fuck be driving back though. 
 

Game to watch, beer to be imbibed, hookers to kill, dance floors at Gloomy’s gaff to be shredded. 

[The Fish 10962]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

Will I fuck be driving back though. 
 

Game to watch, beer to be imbibed, hookers to kill, dance floors at Gloomy’s gaff to be shredded. 

 

However long the party is going to last, Gloomy's hospitality will last longer. Look at him, he's a peach.

[Toonpack 9907]

Nicked and interesting, 9 games for Man U, 5 for us (IF we get past Soton)

 

[Gemmill 45996]

9 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Nicked and interesting, 9 games for Man U, 5 for us (IF we get past Soton)

 

 

OMG Dave posted this at about 9am. You were probably at the market demanding a quarter pound of bacon. 

 

You've been low blocked into fucking oblivion here. 

[Toonpack 9907]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

OMG Dave posted this at about 9am. You were probably at the market demanding a quarter pound of bacon. 

 

You've been low blocked into fucking oblivion here. 

 

I would order 100 grams mate, I only work in, metric. (and I'm not Steve Bruce)

[Alex 35567]

It’s important to know about ounces