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7 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Both were blatant pens. Joelinton’s even more so. The reason we didn’t get the second one because the ref wasn’t 100% sure he got the first call right, which he did.

 

Shearer is just adding to the list of reasons why I don’t like him and the mackems like him for a mag.

 

Like 👍 the bolded bit. Shearer is wrong on this but at least he has an opinion that isn't governed by the strip the player is wearing unlike most other pundits. For that reason alone I can forgive him though there's 200 odd other reasons too.

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7 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Lineker repeated his patter that he's said on his podcast loads of times: if the keeper is running out to you, knock the ball past him and you're both travelling at such speed that you know he'll likely make contact. There's no requirement for the striker to jump over the challenge, and it's a penalty. 

 

Fuck you Alan and fuck you Shay. 

I don't share the vitriol for Shearer and Given but the first bit is so blatantly true that it barely even needs saying anymore. It's also true outside the box where players so often do the same to win a free kick (Bruno for example does it routinely), get to the ball first and any subsequent contact from the opposing player is a foul. I don't have any issue with this rule/interpretation either. If you come for the ball and don't get it just about any impediment you subsequently offer to the player who did get the ball can be adjudged a foul. The rule is it's a free kick if you "impede a player with contact". There's contact and Gordon's access to the ball is impeded therefore it's a foul. Same with Joelinton.

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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Howe basically admitted in his press conference that he's had to have words with Gordon, and yesterday he got his response. If the manager is saying that, then fans are entitled to have had their say about him. He absolutely hasn't looked right this season until yesterday. 

The way I interpreted Howe’s comments was Gordon as much as anyone knew he wasn’t firing as he would like, not sure it was an attitude thing.

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On 28/09/2024 at 08:06, Holden McGroin said:


As a player I really rate him. He has lots of ability and potential to get even better, although I don’t agree he is a blue chip player at the moment.

 

i just take issue with players that don’t give 100%. Regardless if he is not happy with his contract or a move was blocked etc you can still try your hardest in a game.

You ask too much. These lads are human beings, with all that that entails. So sometimes they don't give 100% at work, so what? Nobody else does. Everybody else lets personal shit impact their day, even if it's just their mood.

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16 minutes ago, The Fish said:

You ask too much. These lads are human beings, with all that that entails. So sometimes they don't give 100% at work, so what? Nobody else does. Everybody else lets personal shit impact their day, even if it's just their mood.

 

Even you could turn it on for 90 minutes a week.

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1 hour ago, ewerk said:

 

Even you could turn it on for 90 minutes a week.

I've no idea where you get the confidence in me to make that assertion. 

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On 29/09/2024 at 13:27, Renton said:

Technically a pen, but soft as fuck. Don't see why Gordon didn't round the keeper and tapped in. 

Joelinton one was definitely a pen imo. 

Gordon was tremendous. I think the stick he has been given on here is ridiculous. 

 

Agreed. But the lad should never have took that penalty.

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

He's having to hold Howe and Mitchell apart there. 

 

Nah, they clearly photoshopped the pair in afterwards.

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11 minutes ago, MrBass said:

 

Nah, they clearly photoshopped the pair in afterwards.

Just Mitchell’s face. That’s quite clearly mad dog on his right. You can tell Gordon is holding him back to keep him off his lass.

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33 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Not a single shot of him having a go on his wife’s fronties. Absolute bullshit.

*Camera pans around. Gordon’s face buried in a pair of mammoth top bollocks*
 

”brrrrr brrrrr brrrrr brrrrr. Nice one, laters babes.”

 

*Gordon turns to the camera*
 

”Hiya, I’m Anthony. Follow me and see what I get up to on an average day.”

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4 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

Congratulations to Anthony Gordon on his new double ventriloquism act.

 

 Nice side line.

 

"I say I say I say, Eddy, how do you geel about signing up Gordon?" 

 

"Guck off Gitchell you gunt" 

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