Dr Gloom 23390 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 imagine pitching this ad today 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44870 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: imagine pitching this ad today This bit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23390 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: This bit Calm down dear, it's just Michael Winner with a carrot up his arse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11306 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: I agree with this - However, I don't think it's slagging him off (for the most part and certainly in my case) - just pointing out he wasn't actually as good for us as some of our fans like to believe. It's the mental nature of this that boils my piss. See also: HBA and to a lesser extent Laurent Robert (who was painfully inconsistent too). You shut your whore mouth! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11505 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 14 minutes ago, The Fish said: You shut your whore mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11306 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 19 minutes ago, Dazzler said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11505 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 13 minutes ago, The Fish said: I'm willing to be talked down on Robert just for the sheer fact the power in his left foot was fucking frightening (just let you're blood pressure rest knowing I kept Ginola out of it) - But HBA was fat and lazy and a bit of a twat - Maxi was none of those things in fairness to him. That being said, HBA was also a magician with the ball, the one in twelve games he could be arsed to turn up. I can only assume it took him 12 matches to store enough energy in his cheeks to do one amazing thing like a fat French gerbil. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11306 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 5 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I'm willing to be talked down on Robert just for the sheer fact the power in his left foot was fucking frightening (just let you're blood pressure rest knowing I kept Ginola out of it) - But HBA was fat and lazy and a bit of a twat - Maxi was none of those things in fairness to him. That being said, HBA was also a magician with the ball, the one in twelve games he could be arsed to turn up. I can only assume it took him 12 matches to store enough energy in his cheeks to do one amazing thing like a fat French gerbil. It goes; Robert - scores from anywhere, and does it fairly regularly, passable dribbler, devastating from set pieces, pace, Ginola - grace personified, brilliant technique HBA - incredible ball control, cannon of a shot ASM - And I will not be taking any further questions on this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14045 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 Obertan Marveaux Thuavin Cabelle Amalfitano Pancake We’ve had some meeerrde 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11505 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 1 minute ago, Tom said: Obertan Marveaux Thuavin Cabelle Amalfitano Pancake We’ve had some meeerrde Most of them were right wingers tbf, so they don't count. I don't even know what Marveaux and Amalfitano were. I know for a fact it wasn't footballers though. See also Riviere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11505 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 6 minutes ago, The Fish said: It goes; Robert - scores from anywhere, and does it fairly regularly, passable dribbler, devastating from set pieces, pace, sparked out Bernard with a clearance Ginola - grace personified, brilliant technique, L'Oreal, smoked tabs HBA - incredible ball control, cannon of a shot, loved a Greggs - a true Geordie ASM - And I will not be taking any further questions on this. No questions were posed, however amendments have been made. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22556 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 Robert was frustrating AF at times, but what a cannon of a foot he had. HBA was fat For me, Dazzler has nailed it. In recent games where we have been poor its 'H'way man Maxi would have done something' despite showing over the last two seasons or so he did very little. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11505 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Robert was frustrating AF at times, but what a cannon of a foot he had. HBA was fat For me, Dazzler has nailed it. In recent games where we have been poor its 'H'way man Maxi would have done something' despite showing over the last two seasons or so he did very little. "Yi kna me wor kid, ahm not one to slate the team and that and ahm absolutely owa the moon with the job the owners and Eddie have done so far - pure class from top to bottom and that. But the fact wuv selt Maxi when wuh drawing 4-4 with Luton and he could have come off the bench and that means the owners are nee better than Ashley, and Howe's shite, yi kna worra mean?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22556 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4GQW_ZNsGF/?igsh=dW9idXpuanJ1dHFl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44870 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: sparked out Bernard with a clearance Any excuse to post it. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36564 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 He was definitely trying to hit the opposition player I once saw him try that with Lauren v Arsenal from point blank range. He missed them too Lauren (who I definitely think would have won if it came to a fight) did not look best pleased 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4588 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 5 hours ago, Dazzler said: I agree with this - However, I don't think it's slagging him off (for the most part and certainly in my case) - just pointing out he wasn't actually as good for us as some of our fans like to believe. It's the mental nature of this that boils my piss. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11505 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 42 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Any excuse to post it. What a chin. Lesser men would have planked it within a single frame of video. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4588 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 Robert man That goal he scored at Anfield, FA Cup I think it was? Impossible angle and range, and you can just tell he's getting ready to thump it and you think 'dont do it you stupid greedy bastid' and he absolutely hammers it into the top corner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36564 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 Went down in instalments. As Big Racist Ron would say 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36564 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 Also @ fish trying to rekindle the Robert v Ginola debate 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44870 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23390 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 4 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Robert man That goal he scored at Anfield, FA Cup I think it was? Impossible angle and range, and you can just tell he's getting ready to thump it and you think 'dont do it you stupid greedy bastid' and he absolutely hammers it into the top corner. that brace of wonder goals against spurs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44870 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: that brace of wonder goals against spurs 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3869 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 The only negative I have about Ginola, is he chose to leave us for those Spurs cunts, funny I don't have that problem with Sir Les! Robert, HBA, Ollie Bernard, even ASM all had the decency to either be forced out by a fuckwit manager and/or fuck off to another country. Now N'Zogbia on the other hand, never knew what he had and deserved to end up wallowing with the beige cunts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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