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6 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

I try to stay as far away from this shite as possible but even I have to debate this sentence, third, really?

I'd almost say he's closer to 5th or 6th.

 

Ginola

Robert

HBA - we played him on the flank more than down the middle

Ollie B - started as a winger and then SBR moved him back to LB

N'Zogbia

ASM

Gouffran

Marveaux

Squidward

 

I think Marveau and Squidward could go either way and ASM might just be above N'Zogbia just as he seemed a nicer chap and Charlie boy turned out to be a wasted talent and all round twat.

 

I have no recollection of Bernard being on the wing. 

 

I remember watching him in the intertoto cup when he first signed. 

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6 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

I have no recollection of Bernard being on the wing. 

 

I remember watching him in the intertoto cup when he first signed. 

He asked to move to LB for his own safety…

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Interesting how someone banging a pointless drum taints my memory of ASM. 

 

ASM seemed a decent bloke. I think he offered us a lot and I thought he would be the player who we would still be playing, not Joelinton (I think it is safe to say that I must be in the majority on that thought process). 

 

I liked LTA when they first started posting and I didn't mind an alternative view but it just feels like a piss take now. Not genuine.

 

Noone could possibly be unable to see what Gordon offers us. Even Wiki's despise for Longstaff has its limits. 

 

I never understood the hype Lampard got. I still don't get it. I far preferred watching Joe Cole. The stats prove I am wrong. His career proves I am wrong. No point me saying Joe Cole was the better player. He clearly wasn't even if I still would have preferred him at NUFC ahead of Lampard.

 

It feels like there is only fun in offering the complete alternative to stoke an argument or upset rather than to try and spark a debate or provide some insight. I don't get it. 

 

 

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16 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

I try to stay as far away from this shite as possible but even I have to debate this sentence, third, really?

I'd almost say he's closer to 5th or 6th.

 

Ginola

Robert

HBA - we played him on the flank more than down the middle

Ollie B - started as a winger and then SBR moved him back to LB

N'Zogbia

ASM

Gouffran

Marveaux

Squidward

 

I think Marveau and Squidward could go either way and ASM might just be above N'Zogbia just as he seemed a nicer chap and Charlie boy turned out to be a wasted talent and all round twat.

 


Sorry like, but any list without even a mention of Pancrete is complete bullshit.

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Whats wrong fellas, why wont you keep the topic to the chook? ARE YOU TOO PROUD TO ADMIT HES BEEN FUCKING SHITE? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

My work here is done for now 🤭

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2 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

I have no recollection of Bernard being on the wing. 

 

I remember watching him in the intertoto cup when he first signed. 

 

I think because Robert was first choice, Ollie's chances were very limited under SBR but definitely remember him getting a few games as LW early in the piece.

 

1 hour ago, ewerk said:


Sorry like, but any list without even a mention of Pancrete is complete bullshit.

 

I did initially put him in but remembered he was even worse that Squidward and Marveau and it's not as if Monique learnes anything anymore.

 

31 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

Whats wrong fellas, why wont you keep the topic to the chook? ARE YOU TOO PROUD TO ADMIT HES BEEN FUCKING SHITE? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

My work here is done for now 🤭

 

You need to grow up now - it's boring.

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1 hour ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

Whats wrong fellas, why wont you keep the topic to the chook? ARE YOU TOO PROUD TO ADMIT HES BEEN FUCKING SHITE? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

My work here is done for now 🤭

Is “shite” common down under or is the mask finally slipping?

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1 hour ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

Whats wrong fellas, why wont you keep the topic to the chook? ARE YOU TOO PROUD TO ADMIT HES BEEN FUCKING SHITE? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

My work here is done for now 🤭

What do you get out of this?

 

I don't get it. 

 

If you are an NUFC fan, what joy do you get out of belittling players from a team you support?

 

If you are not an NUFC fan, what joy does it bring you to pretend to be one?

 

Either way, it just seems a bit desperate. 

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1 hour ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

What do you get out of this?

 

I don't get it. 

 

If you are an NUFC fan, what joy do you get out of belittling players from a team you support?

 

If you are not an NUFC fan, what joy does it bring you to pretend to be one?

 

Either way, it just seems a bit desperate. 

 

Try this ;)

 

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I think Gordon, while not the best player at the club, is probably my favourite player for some time. As a person he just oozes class, works hard for the team, gets the club and hope he stays for years. I've been glad to have been proven wrong when I was seriously underwhelmed by him prior to his signing. For the last while, Miggy frustrates the life out of me, but while he wears our colours Ill be willing him on to getting back to scoring those worldies every other week.

 

Gordon is one of a number of players who are below par at the minute but I'm really looking forward to when it does all start to click around the team again consistently. Maybe a decent RW option in Jan and Wilson staying fit will get him a consistent run in the side without being moved about and he will be back to his best. Of all our players he seems to be moved about the most, an argument for Big Joe could be made too

 

At one point it was almost guaranteed that the opposition RB would get at least a yellow when Gordon played

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2 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

Whats wrong fellas, why wont you keep the topic to the chook? ARE YOU TOO PROUD TO ADMIT HES BEEN FUCKING SHITE? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

My work here is done for now 🤭

 

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Would also say that Gordon is probably my favourite player. We have many to choose from tbh but it's the energy that just gets me on the edge of my chair sometimes. I'm really pleased we signed him.

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Just for a bit of balance ASM is a great person too. He regularly donates his bandages to the international Red Cross 

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Joking apart, ASM is clearly a good person and clearly not as good a player as AG10.

He was a joy in the Ashley/Bruce era but that's gone, as has he. 

Ginola was probably my favourite player ever but he's gone too. Definitely wouldn't have been a Howe player also. 

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4 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Is “shite” common down under or is the mask finally slipping?

There's no way that fucking shite would fly here mate, that I can tell you for sure.

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6 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Is “shite” common down under or is the mask finally slipping?

 

TBF I use it instead of shit, shit is a shite word. Australia is full of those influenced by the UK and those by the US, so as OTF says above.

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1 hour ago, RobinRobin said:

Joking apart, ASM is clearly a good person and clearly not as good a player as AG10.

He was a joy in the Ashley/Bruce era but that's gone, as has he. 

Ginola was probably my favourite player ever but he's gone too. Definitely wouldn't have been a Howe player also. 

 

Fuck could you imagine the strop David would have had at what Howe wants from a player. Robert too. Add HBA as well. There would be cheese and wine out of the prams all over the place.

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4 hours ago, Alex said:

Just for a bit of balance ASM is a great person too. He regularly donates his bandages to the international Red Cross 


For use as tents ?

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2 hours ago, sammynb said:

 

Fuck could you imagine the strop David would have had at what Howe wants from a player. Robert too. Add HBA as well. There would be cheese and wine out of the prams all over the place.

To be fair, I think ASM tried more than they would have done but he wasn't that good at it. And I seem to remember him getting an injury doing so. 

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"Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'ASM'."

 

 

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