Dazzler 10366 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Just now, LongTimeAdmirer said: It should be me he's staring at, she's not even looking back at him, too busy staring at the camera. Vapid slut. Bitch doesn't deserve him. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 5 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: It should be me he's staring at, she's not even looking back at him, too busy staring at the camera. Vapid slut. Bitch doesn't deserve him. Alreet Ibrahim, 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Never read Joyce, but Spike Milligan used the same phrase in his seminal war time memoir “Rommel?/Gunner who?” His war books are fantastic- haven’t read them in ages but I may have too again. His description of meeting Harry Secombe for the first time is unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17642 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: His war books are fantastic- haven’t read them in ages but I may have too again. His description of meeting Harry Secombe for the first time is unreal. “seen any tanks round here?” ”yeah what colour do you want?” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22142 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Alreet Ibrahim, those adverts 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22142 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 imagine pitching this ad today 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: imagine pitching this ad today This bit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22142 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: This bit Calm down dear, it's just Michael Winner with a carrot up his arse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: I agree with this - However, I don't think it's slagging him off (for the most part and certainly in my case) - just pointing out he wasn't actually as good for us as some of our fans like to believe. It's the mental nature of this that boils my piss. See also: HBA and to a lesser extent Laurent Robert (who was painfully inconsistent too). You shut your whore mouth! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 14 minutes ago, The Fish said: You shut your whore mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 19 minutes ago, Dazzler said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 13 minutes ago, The Fish said: I'm willing to be talked down on Robert just for the sheer fact the power in his left foot was fucking frightening (just let you're blood pressure rest knowing I kept Ginola out of it) - But HBA was fat and lazy and a bit of a twat - Maxi was none of those things in fairness to him. That being said, HBA was also a magician with the ball, the one in twelve games he could be arsed to turn up. I can only assume it took him 12 matches to store enough energy in his cheeks to do one amazing thing like a fat French gerbil. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 5 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I'm willing to be talked down on Robert just for the sheer fact the power in his left foot was fucking frightening (just let you're blood pressure rest knowing I kept Ginola out of it) - But HBA was fat and lazy and a bit of a twat - Maxi was none of those things in fairness to him. That being said, HBA was also a magician with the ball, the one in twelve games he could be arsed to turn up. I can only assume it took him 12 matches to store enough energy in his cheeks to do one amazing thing like a fat French gerbil. It goes; Robert - scores from anywhere, and does it fairly regularly, passable dribbler, devastating from set pieces, pace, Ginola - grace personified, brilliant technique HBA - incredible ball control, cannon of a shot ASM - And I will not be taking any further questions on this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Obertan Marveaux Thuavin Cabelle Amalfitano Pancake We’ve had some meeerrde 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 minute ago, Tom said: Obertan Marveaux Thuavin Cabelle Amalfitano Pancake We’ve had some meeerrde Most of them were right wingers tbf, so they don't count. I don't even know what Marveaux and Amalfitano were. I know for a fact it wasn't footballers though. See also Riviere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 6 minutes ago, The Fish said: It goes; Robert - scores from anywhere, and does it fairly regularly, passable dribbler, devastating from set pieces, pace, sparked out Bernard with a clearance Ginola - grace personified, brilliant technique, L'Oreal, smoked tabs HBA - incredible ball control, cannon of a shot, loved a Greggs - a true Geordie ASM - And I will not be taking any further questions on this. No questions were posed, however amendments have been made. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20710 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Robert was frustrating AF at times, but what a cannon of a foot he had. HBA was fat For me, Dazzler has nailed it. In recent games where we have been poor its 'H'way man Maxi would have done something' despite showing over the last two seasons or so he did very little. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Robert was frustrating AF at times, but what a cannon of a foot he had. HBA was fat For me, Dazzler has nailed it. In recent games where we have been poor its 'H'way man Maxi would have done something' despite showing over the last two seasons or so he did very little. "Yi kna me wor kid, ahm not one to slate the team and that and ahm absolutely owa the moon with the job the owners and Eddie have done so far - pure class from top to bottom and that. But the fact wuv selt Maxi when wuh drawing 4-4 with Luton and he could have come off the bench and that means the owners are nee better than Ashley, and Howe's shite, yi kna worra mean?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20710 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4GQW_ZNsGF/?igsh=dW9idXpuanJ1dHFl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: sparked out Bernard with a clearance Any excuse to post it. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35568 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 He was definitely trying to hit the opposition player I once saw him try that with Lauren v Arsenal from point blank range. He missed them too Lauren (who I definitely think would have won if it came to a fight) did not look best pleased 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4222 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 5 hours ago, Dazzler said: I agree with this - However, I don't think it's slagging him off (for the most part and certainly in my case) - just pointing out he wasn't actually as good for us as some of our fans like to believe. It's the mental nature of this that boils my piss. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 42 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Any excuse to post it. What a chin. Lesser men would have planked it within a single frame of video. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4222 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Robert man That goal he scored at Anfield, FA Cup I think it was? Impossible angle and range, and you can just tell he's getting ready to thump it and you think 'dont do it you stupid greedy bastid' and he absolutely hammers it into the top corner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35568 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Went down in instalments. As Big Racist Ron would say 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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