nathan jone's flock of rather nervous hampshire sheep v eddie howe's brokendollless swashbuckling semi-finalists.

[thebrokendoll 9188]

struggling for inspiration here gentlemen, bit like our forward line.

hoping we'll continue to concede nil and a spark of genius from any fucker will score us one, hopefully in each half! 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

5-0 to us. 
 

[wykikitoon 20112]

[Dr Gloom 21912]

the chances we're creating isn't the problem, it's the profligacy in front of goal.
 

someone is due a battering, and i predict it starts in this game, mainly thanks to TBD starting the match thread 

 

Edited January 23, 2023 by Dr Gloom

[Meenzer 15518]

[The Fish 10849]

[PaddockLad 17240]

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Maxi hat trick and one or two for Isak.

[Gemmill 44804]

0-2

[wykikitoon 20112]

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

Early goal for us would be very welcome. Penalty would be even better 

[Toonpack 9385]

Howe’s Hurricanes (real BoB winners) will down the Saint’s Spitfires, Stuka fiver on it 0-2

[Surreymag 71]

I fancy us to win both ties starting with a 1-0 victory tomorrow finish the job at SJP next week.

[Howay 12496]

Big dominant game from the new Michael Carrick in this one. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

 

I predict football almost as sexy as Bruno 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

3 hours ago, Meenzer said:

Is that Eddie Izzard as Marie Osmond? 

[Howmanheyman 33117]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

Big dominant game from the new Michael Carrick in this one. 

 

The quality of these modern shirts must be shit because how many times do you see players having to stretch them?

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

 

open his goal scoring account. 

[Dougle 3329]

16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

open his goal scoring account. 

 

Actually the way we are scoring at the moment he probably will in penalties after the second leg ends is a draw.

[Renton 21569]

 

WE CAN DO THIS! 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Just now, Renton said:

 

WE CAN DO THIS! 

IS YOUR SHIFT BUTTON FUCKED AS WELL? 

[PaddockLad 17240]

Earlier I asked a saints fan “will Jones play a full strength team?” 
 

“hope so”…. 
 

 

🙄

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

13 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Earlier I asked a saints fan “will Jones play a full strength team?” 
 

“hope so”…. 
 

 

🙄

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

5-0 to us. 
 

 

[Tom 14011]

[Tom 14011]

I often wonder why Southampton is A. Very Tory & B. Also a shit town then I stop wondering and think about the tyne meandering beneath the most beautiful of bridges. 

 

Of stotties when you could buy loads of them and freeze some.

 

Of rafferty’s selling beer so cheap on match days you genuinely wonder of their profit margins

 

of putting these Tory nonce southern freaks out of the cup and SOMEHOW winning the final 

 

for now….an early night