Arteta's long suffering jellied eels v Eddie's Stottie fuelled northern raiders (- Gemmill + Trips, massive net gain tbh)

[Meenzer 16715]

  On 03/01/2023 at 13:50, David Kelly said:

Has anyone mentioned Botman to score tonight?

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In a 1-0 win, say?

 

[David Kelly 1380]

  On 03/01/2023 at 13:52, Meenzer said:

 

In a 1-0 win, say?

 

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Well I didn't want to step on anyones toes and go that far.

[Toonpack 12001]

  On 03/01/2023 at 13:44, Gemmill said:

I guarantee Toonpack has fucked things up. Once Meenzer retired, the obvious answer was for the one and only, named in the thread title for the unbeaten run, yours truly to pick up the baton, but the silly sausage, gridiron-loving FOOL who thought Trippier was banned not only cut in, but he SPECIFICALLY minused the one and only, named in the thread title for the unbeaten run, yours truly in the thread title. 

 

I honestly won't be surprised if one of ours breaks their leg tonight such is the CURSE he's cast on all our houses. We'll need Uri Geller to sort this shit out. 

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So says the one and only who DIDN'T EVEN REALISE Meenzer had quit !!

 

  On 01/01/2023 at 14:54, Gemmill said:

Cutting Meenzer out and then having the fucking NERVE to put a minus sign in front of my name. Enjoy being the catalyst for a run of defeats, Toonpack. You did this. 

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[Renton 24380]

  On 03/01/2023 at 13:44, Gemmill said:

I guarantee Toonpack has fucked things up. Once Meenzer retired, the obvious answer was for the one and only, named in the thread title for the unbeaten run, yours truly to pick up the baton, but the silly sausage, gridiron-loving FOOL who thought Trippier was banned not only cut in, but he SPECIFICALLY minused the one and only, named in the thread title for the unbeaten run, yours truly in the thread title. 

 

I honestly won't be surprised if one of ours breaks their leg tonight such is the CURSE he's cast on all our houses. We'll need Uri Geller to sort this shit out. 

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This is best read in a Trump voice.

[Craig 7221]

  On 03/01/2023 at 13:57, Renton said:

 

This is best read in a Trump voice.

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With him holding an imaginary squeeze-box? 

[Renton 24380]

  On 03/01/2023 at 13:21, Dr Gloom said:

 

utter nonsense, exposing how little you've posted around here until relatively recently.

 

i took us on a famous and lengthy unbeaten run during the bruce era, that included some of the most offensive match thread titles going. in fact, i may have started that particular tradition.

 

naturally i stepped aside when the unbeaten run came to an end.  what that little sequence did establish however was the need to retain the existing match thread starter as long as the unbeaten run was going. a rule which toonpack has flagrantly broken. 

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Did I imagine it or did the board admin at the time get grief because our thread titles were getting associated with a kids website of the same name in Google searches? I must admit I prefer the slightly more sanitised titles for the inevitable " Dad, what are you reading?"....  

[Dr Gloom 24154]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:03, Renton said:

 

Did I imagine it or did the board admin at the time get grief because our thread titles were getting associated with a kids website of the same name in Google searches? I must admit I prefer the slightly more sanitised titles for the inevitable " Dad, what are you reading?"....  

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yeah

[Gemmill 51995]

  On 03/01/2023 at 13:55, Toonpack said:

 

So says the one and only who DIDN'T EVEN REALISE Meenzer had quit !!

 

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The greatest NUFC partnership since Beardsley and Cole, and you don't think I could have talked him back for one last hurrah?! Stick to your TOUCHDOWNS, daddio! 

[Toonpack 12001]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:09, Gemmill said:

 

The greatest NUFC partnership since Beardsley and Cole, and you don't think I could have talked him back for one last hurrah?! Stick to your TOUCHDOWNS, daddio! 

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One last hurrah !!! so you are intimating a Meenzer match thread would have ended his run tonight !!!!! Your negativity astounds me and may well be the MAIN cause of any defeat tonight !!!

 

To talk him back, you would have had to realise he'd gone, you didn't, you fucked up. I was simply doing my best to cover the damage your lax forum reading has done to the teams upward trajectory.

Edited January 3, 2023 by Toonpack

[Dougle 3804]

  On 03/01/2023 at 13:49, Meenzer said:

You know how local journos often trawl forums to gauge fan sentiment? I really hope they're doing that with this thread and trying to figure out what the fuck's going on.

 

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I didn’t know what the fuck was going on last night, when I was trying to find me tea.

Mrs Dougle had (without arsing herself to tell me) purchased a slow cooker and it was in that.

Now I’m getting shite for not eating said tea. FFS

She will probably go back to work when I tell her there’s a match tonight.

[Monkeys Fist 46039]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:03, Renton said:

 

Did I imagine it or did the board admin at the time get grief because our thread titles were getting associated with a kids website of the same name in Google searches? I must admit I prefer the slightly more sanitised titles for the inevitable " Dad, what are you reading?"....  

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We still get the odd stray turning up asking about cartoons. 
They don’t stay long 

[Monkeys Fist 46039]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:29, Dougle said:

 

I didn’t know what the fuck was going on last night, when I was trying to find me tea.

 

Mrs Dougle had (without arsing herself to tell me) purchased a slow cooker and it was in that.

 

Now I’m getting shite for not eating said tea. FFS

 

She will probably go back to work when I tell her there’s a match tonight.

 

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Has it not got a glass lid? 

[Dougle 3804]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:31, Monkeys Fist said:

Has it not got a glass lid? 

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Aye but I didn’t know the thing existed in the first place.

[Toonpack 12001]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:34, Dougle said:

 

Aye but I didn’t know the thing existed in the first place.

 

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Have you got Covid and lost your sense of smell ??

[Dougle 3804]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:35, Toonpack said:

 

Have you got Covid and lost your sense of smell ??

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No, that was part of the confusion.

[Monkeys Fist 46039]

Either; 

1- Mrs. Dougle set the thing up in the broom cupboard. 
2- Dougle is CT’s alt account

3- There’s a rabbit off. 
 

[Toonpack 12001]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:47, Monkeys Fist said:

Either; 

1- Mrs. Dougle set the thing up in the broom cupboard. 
2- Dougle is CT’s alt account

3- There’s a rabbit off. 

4- Dougle has a bigger kitchen than Buckingham Palace
 

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[ewerk 33948]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:47, Monkeys Fist said:

Either; 

1- Mrs. Dougle set the thing up in the broom cupboard. 
2- Dougle is CT’s alt account

3- There’s a rabbit off. 
 

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4- He really fancied a chippy dinner

[Dougle 3804]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:47, Monkeys Fist said:

Either; 

1- Mrs. Dougle set the thing up in the broom cupboard. 
2- Dougle is CT’s alt account

3- There’s a rabbit off. 
 

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Fer Fucks sake man.

[Gemmill 51995]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:28, Toonpack said:

 

One last hurrah !!! so you are intimating a Meenzer match thread would have ended his run tonight !!!!! Your negativity astounds me and may well be the MAIN cause of any defeat tonight !!!

 

To talk him back, you would have had to realise he'd gone, you didn't, you fucked up. I was simply doing my best to cover the damage your lax forum reading has done to the teams upward trajectory.

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You thought Trippier was suspended, FIRST DOWN FEATURES! 

[Toonpack 12001]

  On 03/01/2023 at 15:17, Gemmill said:

 

You thought Trippier was suspended, FIRST DOWN FEATURES! 

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It was widely reported he was, even mentioned in the game commentary when he was booked, once the error was made known I corrected it, I could have deleted any reference but that would have been a sneaky accountant like trick, in the days of tippex, and would have been against my unimpeachable moral code.

[Craig 7221]

  On 03/01/2023 at 14:47, Monkeys Fist said:

Either; 

1- Mrs. Dougle set the thing up in the broom cupboard. 
2- Dougle is CT’s alt account

3- There’s a rabbit off. 
 

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6 litres of Lloyd Grossman lamb bhuna right there.

[Howmanheyman 37667]

  On 03/01/2023 at 13:49, Meenzer said:

You know how local journos often trawl forums to gauge fan sentiment? I really hope they're doing that with this thread and trying to figure out what the fuck's going on.

 

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'FURY as lucky London based Mag retires without consultation from match thread start ups and infighting as Scottish and Texan influenza, infowars, err, fan, toonpack takes over without even more not consulting and the five burning questions this means for fan confidence ahead of tonight's clash of Howe's high flying magpies against Arteta's the men who would be kings.'

[Meenzer 16715]

That is terrifyingly realistic.  

[Howmanheyman 37667]

  On 03/01/2023 at 16:40, Meenzer said:

That is terrifyingly realistic.  

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He's easy to work out once you've went through his bins a few times.