Eddie Howe and Gemmill's Current Hyperefficient Dreamboats vs. Eddie Howe's Former Wimpy Kids

[Meenzer 15416]

Right then lads, let's get back to the real football.

[Monkeys Fist 42127]

3-0

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13830]

Joelinton and another Wood penalty to clinch it for us, I reckon

[ewerk 30338]

On forren TV so there should be a few streams floating around.

[Toonpack 9283]

We should go pretty much first choice XI as we can, they've not played competitively for weeks.

Edited December 19, 2022 by Toonpack

[ewerk 30338]

Aye, no game for another six days after this so no point in resting anyone. I doubt Wilson or Bruno will be fit for it though.

[Gemmill 44466]

Neither of them even played 90 minutes total in Qatar. Are they injured or just bone idle? 

[ewerk 30338]

Sounds like neither has returned to full training.

 

Quote

On Callum Wilson:

"We’ve only seen Callum briefly but I don’t want to give too much away, to be honest.”

 

On Bruno Guimaraes:

"Bruno’s a player we haven’t seen much of, but he’s such an important player for us.

"We need to get his training load right, and make sure when he’s fit and available, he’s at his very best. He’s fine, no problems with him.”

 

[Gemmill 44466]

I've seen the new data analysis suite that they're using since Ashworth joined and the quantity of stats compiled on each player is incredible. Determining whether a player is back to full fitness is no longer a finger in the air job, it's all measured to within an inch of its life. 

 

Having said all that, I think these two are just being lazy. 

[ewerk 30338]

Who among us isn't on the wind down to Christmas?

[Christmas Tree 4704]

Hopefully we put a good team out and give them a thorough Christmas thrashing.

 

5-1

[Dougle 3320]

0-0

Lucky win on the old Pens

[RobinRobin 11154]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

Who among us isn't on the wind down to Christmas?

Jonjo usually was. 

[The Fish 10764]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

Who among us isn't on the wind down to Christmas?

That suggests I've something to wind down from. 

[Gemmill 44466]

Howe reveals at this morning's press conference that he watched ITV coverage of the WC Final. He mentioned a month or so back that he watches football with the sound off, but he couldn't even stomach Jermaine Jenas with the sound off. 

[Renton 21378]

I usually just go BBC by default because of the lack of adverts, but fuck me Jenas made this challenging. I don't mind him normally but he should stick to Pebble Mill or whatever he does. 

[Howmanheyman 32805]

The commentary was pretty shit and it wasn't just jenas but at least it isn't matterface on ITV with Dixon and at half time you don't get adverts or the presenter telling you about the opportunity to win a holiday and spending money if you phone a premium phone number. Nobody needs that.

[The Fish 10764]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

The commentary was pretty shit and it wasn't just jenas but at least it isn't matterface on ITV with Dixon and at half time you don't get adverts or the presenter telling you about the opportunity to win a holiday and spending money if you phone a premium phone number. Nobody needs that.

There's starving kids in Africa man.

 

 

They'd love a holiday.

[NJS 4375]

I switched over when they announced Jenas. Dixon is a boring cunt but I like McCoist. 

 

Switched back to BBC for comment. 

[Howmanheyman 32805]

1 minute ago, The Fish said:

There's starving kids in Africa man.

 

 

They'd love a holiday.

 

ITV's hands are probably tied a bit but they're usually atrocious although to be fair they weren't as bad as normal. Souness is still doing the bare minimum. 

[The Fish 10764]

Haven't England got an atrocious record when their game's on itv?

[Howmanheyman 32805]

Apparently so. 

[PaddockLad 17123]

30 minutes ago, Renton said:

I usually just go BBC by default because of the lack of adverts, but fuck me Jenas made this challenging. I don't mind him normally but he should stick to Pebble Mill or whatever he does. 

 

Showimg your age  

[PaddockLad 17123]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

The commentary was pretty shit and it wasn't just jenas but at least it isn't matterface on ITV with Dixon and at half time you don't get adverts or the presenter telling you about the opportunity to win a holiday and spending money if you phone a premium phone number. Nobody needs that.

I didn’t mind Jenas last night…he didn’t call black white for a change

Edited December 19, 2022 by PaddockLad

[MrBass 2649]

Is this a match thread or a spin-off of the World Cup thread? 
 

If you cunts can get back on topic please 

 

Anyhoo, 2-1.