Eddie Howe's Gemmill-Gladdening Shootout Kings vs. Harry Potter's Serial Underwhelmers

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

2 hours ago, Isegrim said:

His constant moaning did result in at least two extra minutes for them. Fucking prick.

 

I haven't seen a game when he's played where he hasn't been an absolute cunt for most of it. Constantly looking for fouls, complaining at the ref, leaving his foot in. Generally acting like a complete prick. He elbowed Burn last season and should have been sent off but got away with it. Fuck him, he can't even get a start in a struggling Chelsea team now.

[Howmanheyman 33231]

3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Spare a though for the poor fan who had to go out for tea with his mum  

 

And having to wear a big coat as well.

[Isegrim 9777]

“Hey guys“ Oh, oh…

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

I’ll let him off since it was a fucking raker finish

[Howmanheyman 33231]

I fucking loathe Chelsea and that last ten minutes encapsulates them. Brilliant result, brilliant effort and what a strike by Willock. Big Dan Burn would've picked up Nosferatu Havertz with one arm and hair bear bunch Cucerella with the other and thrown them in the leazes had other players not got involved. Tight game but always thought we were on top and that's with Wood up top with Murphy coming on. The fella that got Bournemouth relegated has done a job that the pudding before him couldn't even dream about let alone emulate.

[ewerk 30616]

C’MON YOU MAGGIES!

[ewerk 30616]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

C’MON YOU MAGGIES!

Sorry but unless this very much a local saying I’m not aware of then who the fuck else has ever uttered these words? The man has been playing for us for two years and this is what he thinks the fans say? Fucking hell.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Sorry but unless this very much a local saying I’m not aware of then who the fuck else has ever uttered these words? The man has been playing for us for two years and this is what he thinks the fans say? Fucking hell.

 

I think it's more because he said it when he first joined on loan so it's become a "Thing" for him to say in videos after the game. Like a tag line/calling card that he signs off with. I wouldn't take it personally.

[ewerk 30616]

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

He can say what the fuck he wants tonight. We’ll worry about all that when he starts playing shite again

[Howay 12496]

Hope the press mention how much Chelsea parked the bus, and spent the rest of the time diving and complaining to the ref. Seeing them collectively lose their minds when the final whistle went was fucking hilarious, as if the ref hadn’t been giving them fucking everything .

 

I mentioned it earlier but I genuinely can’t get over that Cucurella, what a fucking wank player, why sub him on? What impact is he going to have? Were chelsea missing some two yard sideways/backwards passes in their play? Genuinely that’s all he does besides whinge and flop about - watching him v Trippier and was hilarious tbh, already ahead of those chuffers and they’ve outspent us  

[Polarboy 2311]

 

How can anybody hate this man. He's a comedy genius. 

[OTF 7295]

4 hours ago, ewerk said:

Surely that’s now Manager of the Month now sorted for Eddie Howe?

Jamal Lascelles in contention for player of the month with his yellow card from the sideline.

[OTF 7295]

2 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

I think it's more because he said it when he first joined on loan so it's become a "Thing" for him to say in videos after the game. Like a tag line/calling card that he signs off with. I wouldn't take it personally.

Absolutely, and good to see him embrace it in good humour. It's got be a thing now.

[OTF 7295]

46 minutes ago, Howay said:

I mentioned it earlier but I genuinely can’t get over that Cucurella, what a fucking wank player, why sub him on? What impact is he going to have? Were chelsea missing some two yard sideways/backwards passes in their play? Genuinely that’s all he does besides whinge and flop about - watching him v Trippier and was hilarious tbh, already ahead of those chuffers and they’ve outspent us  

 

Just a reminder that he cost Chelsea 60m pounds +

 

Between him and Potter Brighton's Xmas, end of season etc etc parties are definitely on Chelsea.

[aimaad22 4156]

Thoroughly enjoyed the last 10 minutes, it was nervy of course but they never really threatened and Havertz got what he absolutely deserved. 

 

It's another brilliant win. Not at our best yet we controlled the game and looked comfortable throughout. Botman and Schar imperious at the back again. Tripper is world class and who would have thought Burn would do this well at LB. 

 

Cracking goal as well, not just the finish, it was so well worked. On a day when our final ball was lacking otherwise. 

[aimaad22 4156]

Love these crazy bastards to bits  

[Gemmill 44891]

 

 

Sexy beast.

 

 

[Gemmill 44891]

Was there an incident during the game that brought about the shenanigans at the end? I've watched two highlights packages and there was nowt to suggest what caused that.

 

Other than Havertz being a 400 year old transylvanian bellwhiff. 

[trophyshy 7083]

Havertz dived (far) off the ball from an innocuous  collision with Burn, winning a free kick in a dangerous area.   

[aimaad22 4156]

The stupendous sliding tackle from Burn right near the end too. Was that on Havertz? Can't remember

[RobinRobin 11280]

More a case of

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

One of our midfielders made an absolute kamikaze tackle at waist height in the last minute to prevent a Chelsea counter attack    Couldn't tell whether it was Bruno or Longstaff but Chelsea went ballistic. It all got a bit radge in the last few minutes and the ref lost control a bit

[wykikitoon 20150]

Watched it in a boozer in Leeds center. When we scored it went mental. Leeds fans fucking hate Chelsea, 🤣

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Was there an incident during the game that brought about the shenanigans at the end? I've watched two highlights packages and there was nowt to suggest what caused that.

 

Other than Havertz being a 400 year old transylvanian bellwhiff.