Eddie Howe's Gemmill-Gladdening Shootout Kings vs. Harry Potter's Serial Underwhelmers

[toonotl 2842]

That Haivertz is a proper cunt. Burn hasn't forgotten that elbow. Eat shit, Chelski. Come on!!!

[Howay 12496]

Cucurella is a fucking tragic player btw 

[toonotl 2842]

We're upsetting the status quo and I fuckin love it. 

[Andrew 4659]

Lascelles

thats my captain.

 

get fucked havertz you little rat!

[OTF 7125]

Love this team.

 

We're lucky Tuchel is not there any more or else Eddie would be up for a bizarre hand shake.

 

Chelsea are a pack of cunts and so are the officials in this match.

[PaddockLad 16576]

Dan Burn will murder Havertz before he retires from professional football

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13621]

That last 10 minutes from the ref team  Textbook example of how to lose control of a game amidst total incompetence

[OTF 7125]

1 minute ago, Howay said:

Cucurella is a fucking tragic player btw 

 

How much did they pay for him? 60m + and his old manager doesn't even start him

[Chaser 1186]

Seen the ref push one of their players? Madness. Ref has been absolutely dogshit today. Still up in 3rd though! GTFI!

[Rayvin 5129]

Fuck off Chelsea. Well played by us even if we weren't at our best.

 

The desperation now setting in amongst the established order as they can see this isn't just a purple patch. And btw, all the Chelsea fans chiming into the BBC about how negative Potter is - if they'd come up here playing free flowing stuff they'd have had their arses handed to them to the tune of 4 or 5. We aren't what we used to be, and neither are they. In future, if they come up here and get a single fucking point they've done well.

 

This is the new order of things - bend the fuck over, Chelsea.

[MMXXVIII 1281]

Fucking tremendous 2nd half.

[toonotl 2842]

That ref should be sent to non-league. What a shambles of a performance from him. I love us beating Chelsea. You can feel the entitlement eeking out of them at the end there as they tried to kick off with a fight.

 

By the way, I'm looking forward to watching back Burn's shithousing Haivertz. Was it him who got clattered with that tackle on the edge of the box? That was immense by modern standards. Almost killed the little weasel.

 

3rd at Xmas. We deserve it too. With a team prolly about half the transfer value of that team of expensive shit we just beat at a canter. 

Edited November 12, 2022 by toonotl

[Christmas Tree 4460]

Happy Fucking Christmas Lads

 

[Howay 12496]

What a massive fucking win. We were miles better than them so it was well deserved too, referee should be looked into btw dodgy cunt. Cucurella the biggest waste of money I’ve ever seen, does absolutely nothing besides pass backwards and sideways and dive about. Howe had Potters life again, hope we spend 200m in January simply to watch everyone’s heads implode. 

[OTF 7125]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

That last 10 minutes from the ref team  Textbook example of how to lose control of a game amidst total incompetence

 

They had no control over it from the start, it was a small wonder it took that long to descend into chaos. Just makes it funnier now that we won. There's something beautiful about winding up that pack of Chelsea cunts in front of a roaring St James'.

[Ginolaandtonic 169]

These games build character and help develop that cunty edge we’re going to need.

 

3 glorious points and a flawless start to the season going into the WC break.

[OTF 7125]

Studio commentary focused on how poorly Chelsea played rather than how much we took the game to them and through doing so continued our great run. Don't know why these mid table clubs get so much attention tbh, they're just making up numbers.

[toonotl 2842]

2 points behind City, lads. Incredible. 

[Rayvin 5129]

 

[Dougle 3236]

41 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Great goal ruined by my wor lass reading Twitter constantly through the fucking game

 

 

I get the instagram version of that.

 

Which is worse. So much worse

[Monkeys Fist 41370]

[Sonatine 11132]

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

14 minutes ago, Howay said:

Cucurella is a fucking tragic player btw 

 

 

Dreadful, spends most of his time looking for a foul! Only gets a game because of his hair.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

GET THE FUCK IN.

 

STICK THAT UP YOU!

 

They are a shell of a club now Roman's gravy train rolled out of town.

[Chaser 1186]

It wasn't even an edgy 1 nil, we owned them first half and even second half they were never a threat given our ability to win first, second and any other ball that was in contention. The only time they looked the slightest bit threatening was when they made the last changes. Can't wait to see us dismantling some of the other eatablished top 6 after Xmas.