Eddie Howe's Gemmill-Gladdening Shootout Kings vs. Harry Potter's Serial Underwhelmers

[Meenzer 15518]

And it's LIVE on Sky Sports (so no need for dodgy streams or, worse yet, Radio Newcastle)

 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

4-2 to us including a wondergoal

[Craig 6682]

Bruno to set the place alight. 2 from him, 1 from Miggy. 3-0

[Howmanheyman 33129]

Some of their fans on twitter are beyond a fucking joke, if you listen to them we merely have to turn up just to win and we'll absolutely murder them. I'd hate to see them having to have put with the shit we have over the last decade and a half. Patently glory hunting wankers and the foreign ones are the worst. I'll be over the moon with a win as, contrary to their glory fans, they're not totally shite and have some quality in their squad. I'm guessing they weren't around in the Stamford bridge concrete bowl days when they were actually not very good. 

[Renton 21579]

Am gaan, so guaranteed 3 points. We do normally do well against these southern cunts don't we, even in the Mourinho days when they really were good and were utter turboshit. That said, the better we do the more important it becomes, and the more I shit myself. Nervy 2-1 win, 2 toilet breaks. 

[Gemmill 44805]

I'm out for a meal for my mam's birthday so won't see a minute of this. Fucking livid. If she thinks she's getting a word out of me all evening, she's sorely mistaken. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

When you look at the form guide, the home advantage, the obvious conclusion is we’re clear favourites.

 

 

[Ginolaandtonic 169]

36 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

the foreign ones are the worst

Woah there, Farage!

[Surreymag 71]

They still have decent players but we will hopefully end Ona high before the W.C. 2-1 us.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

Tight one, this

[wykikitoon 20113]

1-0 Botman 

[Meenzer 15518]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I'm out for a meal for my mam's birthday so won't see a minute of this. Fucking livid. If she thinks she's getting a word out of me all evening, she's sorely mistaken. 

 

"But mam, Meenzer's put me in the thread title and everything!"

[Gemmill 44805]

She doesn't understand that she's breaking up the most devastating NUFC pairing since Beardsley and Cole. 

[Meenzer 15518]

Gemmill's mam attempts to placate the pitchfork-wielding Toontastic hordes

 

[Toonpack 9386]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

She doesn't understand that she's breaking up the most devastating NUFC pairing since Beardsley and Cole. 

 

Send Wraith a DM, based on his patter he'll definitely know someone who could "remove" the problem 👍

[wykikitoon 20113]

22 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Gemmill's mam attempts to placate the pitchfork-wielding Toontastic hordes

 

KK stylish as fuck. Mac dressed like a modern day chav

[PaddockLad 17242]

Here @Meenzer why do all the thread titles mention Gemmill? Have I missed a meeting?

[Alex 35062]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

Here @Meenzer why do all the thread titles mention Gemmill? Have I missed a meeting?

It’s that ridiculous superstition associated with sport basically 

[Tom 14011]

4-0 

 

Bjarni Gudjonnson first goal scorer 

[wykikitoon 20113]

6 minutes ago, Alex said:

It’s that ridiculous superstition associated with sport basically 

[Howmanheyman 33129]

What's even worse for gemmill, apart from missing the match, is his mam is making him wear a big coat despite him persistently telling her he's not cold and if he wears it he'll be sweating and everything! 

Edited November 10, 2022 by Howmanheyman

[Isegrim 9761]

1 hour ago, Meenzer said:

Gemmill's mam attempts to placate the pitchfork-wielding Toontastic hordes

 

What’s Mark Francois doing there?

[Renton 21579]

34 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

What’s Mark Francois doing there?

 

Does look like him. He's also the spit of tory boy, right down to that stray lock of hair.

 

 

 

What the fuck is going on here?

Edited November 10, 2022 by Renton

[Rayvin 5217]

If Chelsea turn up and treat us like "It's only Noocarrsul" then we'll win 3-0 IMO. That said, we played Potter already this season so I think it's really unlikely that they do take that approach. Cagey game, a goal either way.

[toonotl 2977]

3-0 and Potter becomes the favourite for the sack race.