Erik ten HAAG-kaloogies vs, Eddie's United Camping Bastards

[Dr Gloom 21847]

[OTF 7280]

3 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Im actually excited by Shelveys return. When he gets match sharp he gives us a different option. Very handy in games where teams sit back against us eg Bournemouth (h).

 

I was really looking forward to his involvement this season, I posted a lengthy article about his pre-season preparation which highlighted how he appreciated how being part of this project was such a great opportunity. No doubt the triggering of a contract extension figured heavily also, but the speed in which he has come back shows how well he is looking after himself currently.

[Dr Gloom 21847]

Speaking of twitter bullshit artists 

 

 

[OTF 7280]

Rafa Benitez, Shay Given, and some odious little fuckwit on the studio panel. It will be very interesting to hear what Rafa has to say.

[scoobos 298]

Joelinton on for Willock, thats the only change I'd want to make (but I do feel sorry for Matt Target when Burn is keeping him out)

[Holden McGroin 6544]

Don't think Howe fancies Matty T. he hasn't been in that great of form since coming back but hasn't had many games.

[scoobos 298]

Yeah , got to be dissapointing though as  Burn is a massive lumbering lump of a man - hardly a dynamic wing back. But , he's not made many mistakes and but I believe in the mantra of not changing the defense in a winning team.

[ewerk 30369]

Third game in a week for Ronaldo. 
 

I definitely prefer our Brazilian midfield duo to theirs. Big Joe to make a late shout for the World Cup.

[OTF 7280]

6 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Don't think Howe fancies Matty T. he hasn't been in that great of form since coming back but hasn't had many games.

 

I like to think that he really likes Burn.

[Gemmill 44495]

Took the dog to Chopwell Woods earlier. Turned up in the car park and all the LARPers were there getting ready. And then who do I spot but @Alex, @Howmanheymanand @Rentongetting in a spot of pre match LARPing.

 

Renton was telling them to "watch how fast I get combat-ready" then walking away from the group and spinning round with his fighting staff held aloft.

 

To be fair, the other two looked canny impressed. I think I heard HMHM say "Forsooth, Lord Renton, verily you do get combat ready canny fucking quick like". 

 

As I walked away Alex was spinning a staff around like the Star Wars Kid while Renton was helping HMHM get his mace out of the boot. 

 

Harmless enough, I suppose. Keeps them out of bother. 

[scoobos 298]

Side note but was funny - NBC are signing the no room for racism wall - Robbie Savage has a really valid and good rant and asks the other presenters to find a space and sign the wall.
They sign the wall, the camera zooms in - to see them sign right next to where some geezer has written "OMAR SMELLS" in block capitals.. Lol

Good omens lads, good omens.

[thebrokendoll 9146]

2 hours ago, trooper said:

Sent you a message mate incase you can't get fixed up

 

cheers mate, got that. think ive got it sorted!  

[Howmanheyman 32826]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Took the dog to Chopwell Woods earlier. Turned up in the car park and all the LARPers were there getting ready. And then who do I spot but @Alex, @Howmanheymanand @Rentongetting in a spot of pre match LARPing.

 

Renton was telling them to "watch how fast I get combat-ready" then walking away from the group and spinning round with his fighting staff held aloft.

 

To be fair, the other two looked canny impressed. I think I heard HMHM say "Forsooth, Lord Renton, verily you do get combat ready canny fucking quick like". 

 

As I walked away Alex was spinning a staff around like the Star Wars Kid while Renton was helping HMHM get his mace out of the boot. 

 

Harmless enough, I suppose. Keeps them out of bother. 

 

[trooper 940]

4 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

cheers mate, got that. think ive got it sorted!  

No bother mate 

[Sonatine 11329]

38 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Took the dog to Chopwell Woods earlier. Turned up in the car park and all the LARPers were there getting ready. And then who do I spot but @Alex, @Howmanheymanand @Rentongetting in a spot of pre match LARPing.

 

Renton was telling them to "watch how fast I get combat-ready" then walking away from the group and spinning round with his fighting staff held aloft.

 

To be fair, the other two looked canny impressed. I think I heard HMHM say "Forsooth, Lord Renton, verily you do get combat ready canny fucking quick like". 

 

As I walked away Alex was spinning a staff around like the Star Wars Kid while Renton was helping HMHM get his mace out of the boot. 

 

Harmless enough, I suppose. Keeps them out of bother. 

 

What happens in Chopwell Woods, stays in Chopwell Woods.

 

 

 

Edited October 16, 2022 by Sonatine

[OTF 7280]

Saudi strip.

[PaddockLad 17124]

Shearer & Wrighty  on with that Rebecca wife live from Philadelphia…not seen her in ages, mores the pity  

[scoobos 298]

1-2 , Called it.

[Dr Gloom 21847]

Man U passing it around nicely 

[Gemmill 44495]

This lot are coping with the press a canny bit better than Brentford. 

[OTF 7280]

A bit sloppy with our passing.

 

Doesn't look good for Schar here.

[ewerk 30369]

Schar looks fucked.

[ewerk 30369]

Please don’t bring Lascelles on.

[Gemmill 44495]

Schar looks fucked here. What a fucking ridiculous setup on the end of the pitch there. Looks like he's properly done himself here. 

[ewerk 30369]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

This lot are coping with the press a canny bit better than Brentford. 

Aye, unfortunately they look up for it today.