Erik ten HAAG-kaloogies vs, Eddie's United Camping Bastards

[Dougle 3322]

I get annoyed at cunts parking in front of my house, then again I live in a terrace with no garden or drive. So looking out of the window into the side of a fucking work van that hasn’t shifted for two weeks cos the fucking roofer/sparky/plumber who owns it has fucked off to Magaluf with his Mrs and 4 kids, is not good.

And then there’s the bastards with 4 cars and visitors who stay over for 5 days. Proper cunts.

And aye any Newcastle United fan who refers to Manchester United as United need a swift toecap to the stotts .

[ewerk 30369]

10 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

I do and I and my neighbours tend to stick up for each other on this issue .

 

Masturbating on a bus seems to be a strange thing to bond over but each to their own.

[Holden McGroin 6544]

4 minutes ago, Dougle said:

I get annoyed at cunts parking in front of my house, then again I live in a terrace with no garden or drive. So looking out of the window into the side of a fucking work van that hasn’t shifted for two weeks cos the fucking roofer/sparky/plumber who owns it has fucked off to Magaluf with his Mrs and 4 kids, is not good.

 

And then there’s the bastards with 4 cars and visitors who stay over for 5 days. Proper cunts.

 

And aye any Newcastle United fan who refers to Manchester United as United need a swift toecap to the stotts .

 

 

Don't think any nufc fan says that.  iIs the rest of the country (bar Leeds, West Ham etc) or the media.

[PaddockLad 17124]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

 

Masturbating on a bus seems to be a strange thing to bond over but each to their own.

Listen James fuckin Nesbitt , don’t judge everyone by your own deplorably low standards

 

 

[Rosco 759]

2 hours ago, Dougle said:

I get annoyed at cunts parking in front of my house, then again I live in a terrace with no garden or drive. So looking out of the window into the side of a fucking work van that hasn’t shifted for two weeks cos the fucking roofer/sparky/plumber who owns it has fucked off to Magaluf with his Mrs and 4 kids, is not good.

 

And then there’s the bastards with 4 cars and visitors who stay over for 5 days. Proper cunts.

 

And aye any Newcastle United fan who refers to Manchester United as United need a swift toecap to the stotts .

 

Forgive my sin of referring to them as City & United this morning and please forgive me 😏  this was down to using phone and trying to save typing with fat fingers on small screen...... I accept my punishment of a swift kick in the bollocks and in future will refer to them as the Manc Cunts

Edited October 17, 2022 by Rosco

[Rosco 759]

3 hours ago, MrBass said:

 

If anything, I cared more.

 

Probably didn't help that this was my wank material tbf,

 

Try this instead .......great for training the eyes

[wykikitoon 19980]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cj0hCyOA7-O/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

I live on a pedestrian street, so if anyone parked outside my house there would be strong words..…

 

… unless I was tearing the neck off it at the time, in which case, thank you @Rosco for the spank bank material above. 

[Dougle 3322]

11 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

We now have the concept of on-field fouls vs VAR fouls, and the two are different things.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Radio Newcastle co-commentator Ando Anderson, as ever, thinks the reverse to what the average NUFC fan along with anyone who actually viewed the incident thinks.

1:44

It was a penalty, plain and simple as fuck.

Why do the BBC employ this bloke?

[wykikitoon 19980]

6 hours ago, Dougle said:

 

 

 

Radio Newcastle co-commentator Ando Anderson, as ever, thinks the reverse to what the average NUFC fan along with anyone who actually viewed the incident thinks.

 

1:44

 

It was a penalty, plain and simple as fuck.

 

Why do the BBC employ this bloke?

 

Threw himself to the floor.  had the mad cunt been on the proddy stuff?  Fuck me.  

As for Gallagher, like they said on the True Faith poddy, he just couldn't bring himself to disagree with the ref and VAR ref.  It was a nailed on pen.

[ohhh_yeah 2947]

On 16/10/2022 at 21:28, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Only missing de Gea and one other player.

 

 

 

    

 

 

[RobElliott 1483]

1 hour ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

    

 

 

Who was the one outfield player missing?

[Toonpack 9298]

Erm, aren't we missing something for tomorrow night ?????

[Meenzer 15432]

16 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Erm, aren't we missing something for tomorrow night ?????

 

[Tom 14011]