Newcastle United v AFC Bournemouth - QEII Sombre Edition

[OTF 7295]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Got the Aussie coverage on and so far there's been an advert showing a man pulling his new boxers on, and then we cut to the interior of his pants to find two upside down bald men playing the role of his testicles. Unacceptable. 

 

That is an atrocious ad that. Don't think it would air on regular TV (Optus Sports in a streaming only offering). I cringe whenever it comes on.

[NJS 4377]

Just muted the fucking anthem. 

[OTF 7295]

When was the last time we had no Blaydon Races or Local Hero played in a home game?

[NJS 4377]

I know I'm a sexist pig but I hate women commentators. 

[ewerk 30555]

2 minutes ago, NJS said:

Just muted the fucking anthem. 

I stood in my living room with my back to the TV in protest.

[Gemmill 44805]

1 minute ago, NJS said:

I know I'm a sexist pig but I hate women commentators. 

 

Google her, she's not bad.

 

The one doing the Man City match was honking. She puts on like a comedy commentator's tone. 

[OTF 7295]

Just now, NJS said:

I know I'm a sexist pig but I hate women commentators. 

 

I just hate most commentators. She's not too bad as far as they go in my book.

[Monkeys Fist 42379]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

I stood in my living room with my back to the TV in protest.

You stood? 
Royalist lickspittle 

[Gemmill 44805]

Testicular torsion for the keeper. 

[Monkeys Fist 42379]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Testicular torsion for the keeper. 

Right in the Baldies? 

[wykikitoon 20113]

Isak should have done a Salah then

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Weird short corner routine 

[Gemmill 44805]

Bruno for Longstaff is a spectacular upgrade. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Bournemouth should have scored there. All came from a loose pass from Schar

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Bournemouth should have scored there. All came from a loose pass from Schar

 

Was a terrible pass, but we shouldn't have opened up so easily after. Can't forget that they can score also.

[Gemmill 44805]

Bruno looking class again. 

[OTF 7295]

Pretty poor header from Schar after an interesting set-piece.

[OTF 7295]

Tavernier has the beating of Targett for pace, a bit of a worry on the counter as we're pushing quite high up. Possibly I'm just conditioned to be overly wary and it's a good thing that we're pushing.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

This won’t be an easy win some we’re predicting. Bournemouth are set up well and look dangerous on the break. 

[Wayne 87]

Our gameplay is not fluent.

 

I feel Shelvey's absence a little more each week.

[Gemmill 44805]

Trippier country. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Trippier time 

[OTF 7295]

Wrong side of the post.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Ooof, denied by the woodwork. Keeper wasn’t getting that 

[Polarboy 2311]

Trippier's consistent accuracy from freekicks since he's been playing for us is incredible.