Alexander Isak

[ohhh_yeah 3048]

 

By the way, Ole is being lined up as Isak's next national team manager.   

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 3048]

 

   

 

 

[wykikitoon 22494]

Love this bloke.

[Gemmill 49253]

Toontastic resident size queen. 

[Alex 36544]

Why would you think adding muscle mass to someone of his build would reduce the risk of injury? 

[wykikitoon 22494]

It's a groin issue

[Kid Dynamite 7539]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

It's a groin issue

HE NEEDS A BIGGER GROIN!

[wykikitoon 22494]

I'll have a word with Wor lass

[Dr Gloom 23385]

44 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

HE NEEDS A BIGGER GROIN!

 

[Dazzler 11458]

4 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Another small injury, like I said when we signed him, need to get some mass on him.

Getting him doing the classic groin lifts. That'll help.

[Howmanheyman 36145]

Let's get physical, physical!

Let's get physica...... Actually, let's not bother.

[Gemmill 49253]

5 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Not suggesting he needs to turn into a bodybuilder but he's built like a stick, it is well known pumping iron is super helpful for dodging injuries because it beefs up your muscles, tendons, and even those ligaments and bones. When your muscles and tendons are stronger, they keep your body in line and shield your bones and joints when you're on the move or taking a hit. 

 

And for those silly gooses below you acting as if you cant strengthen your groin

 

 

I'd get him doing the Timewarp. Works all the major leg muscles and the pelvic thrust section is killer for your groin. 

[Holden McGroin 7411]

ChickenNonce reckons 2-4 weeks out for Isak…but wait for his caveat…..it could be longer.

 

He hasn’t even had a scan yet. The bloke it’s truly in the dark.

Edited February 1, 2024 by Holden McGroin

[ohhh_yeah 3048]

19 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

And for those silly gooses below you acting as if you cant strengthen your groin

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 22494]

 

 

[Dazzler 11458]

33 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

I choose to read this “I’m here until Europe is no longer a mathematical possibility” I refuse to get attached to toon players ever since Andy Cole broke my heart.

[aimaad22 4583]

Bruno and Isak will be here to lift our first trophy. Fret not.

 

The FFP $$$ will come from hoying off Wilson and Miggy to Saudi. 

 

[wykikitoon 22494]

7 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I choose to read this “I’m here until Europe is no longer a mathematical possibility” I refuse to get attached to toon players ever since Andy Cole broke my heart.

[Dazzler 11458]

11 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

Bruno and Isak will be here to lift our first trophy. Fret not.

 

The FFP $$$ will come from hoying off Wilson and Miggy to Saudi. 

 

We tried that with Miggy already and he didn't want to go so I'm not convinced of the viability of this option. I can't see Wilson going either tbh. It could end up coming down to biting a sour tasting bullet and selling one of Isak or Bruno to facilitate a bit of squad development.

[Howmanheyman 36145]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

That's him off, then.

[aimaad22 4583]

A lot hinges on what message is being sent to the players for the summer doesn't it? The club has been making a lot of noises about being restricted by FFP, what are they telling the likes of Bruno now? Do we expect to upgrade the 3-4 players we need to to take us to the next level?

 

To be fair, if we have a normal amount of injuries next season (big If since Botman and Lascelles are already out for half of it), we have a very decent squad to call on as it is. Add 3 quality players (forward, RW, CB?) and maybe 1-2 promising young ones (No. 6?, another forward) and we should be in the top4/cup charge mix. 

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

I love him.

[OTF 8263]

5 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

I love him.

Should have finished that Barnes cut back pass a lot better though! Then Paul Dummhead's rugby tackle wouldn't have mattered. 

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

His gaff done over by robbers. 

[john 76]

20 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

His gaff done over by robbers. 

Think it was just his motor off the drive, even so thieving cunts.