Alexander Isak

[Dazzler 11067]

1 hour ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Anybody have a link to this interview? It showed up as a pop-up on another forum but I can not find it.

 

 

 

here you go Isak Interview

[ohhh_yeah 2993]

 

 

[trophyshy 7135]

Here you go mate.

[Monkeys Fist 44007]

4 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Here you go mate.  NSFW

Fixed. 

[Monkeys Fist 44007]

Inspired by Ooh_yeah’s villainous treachery, I looked up Marshal Petain, the French cunt. 
 

His Mrs’ name, guffaw guffaw…

 

[ohhh_yeah 2993]

 

By the way, Ole is being lined up as Isak's next national team manager.   

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2993]

 

   

 

 

[wykikitoon 21825]

Love this bloke.

[LongTimeAdmirer 1311]

 

Another small injury, like I said when we signed him, need to get some mass on him.

[Gemmill 47892]

Toontastic resident size queen. 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1311]

Size queen? I didn’t say anything about his penis, why are you thinking about his penis? 

[Alex 36035]

Why would you think adding muscle mass to someone of his build would reduce the risk of injury? 

[wykikitoon 21825]

It's a groin issue

[Kid Dynamite 7381]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

It's a groin issue

HE NEEDS A BIGGER GROIN!

[wykikitoon 21825]

I'll have a word with Wor lass

[Dr Gloom 22863]

44 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

HE NEEDS A BIGGER GROIN!

 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1311]

3 hours ago, Alex said:

Why would you think adding muscle mass to someone of his build would reduce the risk of injury? 

 

Not suggesting he needs to turn into a bodybuilder but he's built like a stick, it is well known pumping iron is super helpful for dodging injuries because it beefs up your muscles, tendons, and even those ligaments and bones. When your muscles and tendons are stronger, they keep your body in line and shield your bones and joints when you're on the move or taking a hit. 

 

And for those silly gooses below you acting as if you cant strengthen your groin

 

[Dazzler 11067]

4 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Another small injury, like I said when we signed him, need to get some mass on him.

Getting him doing the classic groin lifts. That'll help.

[Howmanheyman 34869]

Let's get physical, physical!

Let's get physica...... Actually, let's not bother.

[Gemmill 47892]

5 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Not suggesting he needs to turn into a bodybuilder but he's built like a stick, it is well known pumping iron is super helpful for dodging injuries because it beefs up your muscles, tendons, and even those ligaments and bones. When your muscles and tendons are stronger, they keep your body in line and shield your bones and joints when you're on the move or taking a hit. 

 

And for those silly gooses below you acting as if you cant strengthen your groin

 

 

I'd get him doing the Timewarp. Works all the major leg muscles and the pelvic thrust section is killer for your groin. 

[Holden McGroin 7092]

ChickenNonce reckons 2-4 weeks out for Isak…but wait for his caveat…..it could be longer.

 

He hasn’t even had a scan yet. The bloke it’s truly in the dark.

Edited February 1, 2024 by Holden McGroin

[ohhh_yeah 2993]

19 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

And for those silly gooses below you acting as if you cant strengthen your groin

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 21825]

 

 

[Dazzler 11067]

33 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

I choose to read this “I’m here until Europe is no longer a mathematical possibility” I refuse to get attached to toon players ever since Andy Cole broke my heart.

[aimaad22 4430]

Bruno and Isak will be here to lift our first trophy. Fret not.

 

The FFP $$$ will come from hoying off Wilson and Miggy to Saudi.