Alexander Isak

[Kid Dynamite 7353]

Isak just had a goal ruled out for offside because VAR didn't realise the pass went to Gyokeres 

 

https://x.com/agbnufc_/status/1858974004595617845

[Kid Dynamite 7353]

Sweden are also winning 6-0, Isak has no assists or goals and has missed a penalty  

[wykikitoon 21658]

Fucking chook

[LongTimeAdmirer 1304]

If isak is a chook with 5x the goals this season in less minutes then hc needs to be taken out back and 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SHOT

Edited November 20, 2024 by LongTimeAdmirer

[Holden McGroin 6999]

 

10 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Fucking chook

 

The next person on the forum to say “chook” gets a wedgie.

Edited November 20, 2024 by Holden McGroin

[Monkeys Fist 43780]

 

Fowl. 

[David Kelly 1306]

11 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Sweden are also winning 6-0, Isak has no assists or goals and has missed a penalty  

He seems to be a strangely poor penalty taker when there is no pressure on but superb when it counts.  From memory he has missed two for us, one was in a friendly and the other we were something like 3-0 up at the time.

[Dr Gloom 22727]

They can Isak if they fancy paying £150m in cash. Otherwise, move along.

 

This is similar to us saying we should sign Mbeumo. I’m sure Brentford fans feel similar. 

[David Kelly 1306]

5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

They can Isak if they fancy paying £150m in cash. Otherwise, move along.

 

This is similar to us saying we should sign Mbeumo. I’m sure Brentford fans feel similar. 

The difference being we don't have Shearer banging on about Mbeumo to us like they do with Merson with Isak.

[ohhh_yeah 2993]

 

 

[wykikitoon 21658]

Did the ungrateful cunt even acknowledge the crowd?

 

 <- Safety wink

 

Great display.

[ohhh_yeah 2993]

 

   

 

 

 

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[acrossthepond 905]

Meanwhile, yet another article on Sky Sports about how he would be the perfect solution to Arsenal's striker problem.

 

[Gemmill 47458]

Aye he would be but they haven't got the readies or the PSR headroom, so fuck them. 

[PaddockLad 18031]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Aye he would be but they haven't got the readies or the PSR headroom, so fuck them. 

🤷🏻‍♂️

 

 

[Gemmill 47458]

Well let's see what happens then. When I was talking about this recently, I really meant that in a PSR constrained world, giant fees like Isak would command are not really the model anymore unless you're Real Madrid or a sovereign state owned club, cos they have the potential to buckle you.

 

If Swiss Ramble says that on paper they have the headroom though, then he'll be right. 

[PaddockLad 18031]

Wouldn’t it be putting all their financial eggs in one basket though?…. unless they sell, which in a way defeats the object of slotting what many consider the final piece of their title jigsaw into place….

[Holden McGroin 6999]

He’ll need to up his game from set pieces, if he fancies a move there.

 

 

[Gemmill 47458]

18 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Wouldn’t it be putting all their financial eggs in one basket though?…. unless they sell, which in a way defeats the object of slotting what many consider the final piece of their title jigsaw into place….

 

Yeah that's what I mean. Aye, he's the final bit they need to win the league, but it's also a massive risk to invest that much into one player.

 

Not to say they won't take that risk if they've got the money/headroom, but they spent £100m on Rice and he's not exactly pulling up any trees this season. They'd make a loss on him if they sold him now. 

 

It's such an amount of money that it HAS to work. There's no margin for error at all. 

Edited Saturday at 07:45 by Gemmill

[Optimistic Nut 303]

5 hours ago, acrossthepond said:

Meanwhile, yet another article on Sky Sports about how he would be the perfect solution to Arsenal's striker problem.

 

 

When will they put their, "How Saka would be the perfect solution to Newcastle's right-wing problem" article out?

[Dr Gloom 22727]

There’s zero chance of us selling Isak to a direct rival for a top 4 spot in January. We’re not a selling club anymore. It isn’t happening.

 

Fail to qualify for champions league this season however, and that might change. This lad should be playing champions league football every season, he’s that good. He’s already given us one season without it. He’s coming into his peak years now. We probably will be forced to cash in during the summer if we miss out. It’s a big incentive to make this season count  

[thebrokendoll 9690]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

There’s zero chance of us selling Isak to a direct rival for a top 4 spot in January. We’re not a selling club anymore. It isn’t happening.

 

Fail to qualify for champions league this season however, and that might change. This lad should be playing champions league football every season, he’s that good. He’s already given us one season without it. He’s coming into his peak years now. We probably will be forced to cash in during the summer if we miss out. It’s a big incentive to make this season count  

 

aye.

it's far from beyond the bounds of possibility that in a months time we're above arsenal in the league and we've booked a place at wembley at their expense too.

it also can't have escaped isak's attention that arteta is an absolute whopping fucking thundercunt.

[Christmas Tree 4941]

Let’s not kid ourselves, most players are going to jump at any opportunity that doubles their wages.  We are still a bit of a stepping stone for any worldies that we happen to get our hands on.