Alexander Isak

[Isegrim 10613]

I’m Alan Shearer’s raised right arm…

 

… and so is my wife. [/krauts]

[Howmanheyman 37089]

I'm Neil Lennon's head attached to Alan Shearer's foot.

[OTF 8565]

I am Alan Shearer's busted knee

[OTF 8565]

  On 28/04/2024 at 10:30, Isegrim said:

I’m Alan Shearer’s raised right arm…

 

… and so is my wife. [/krauts]

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[Renton 24175]

Gemmill is a cunt. 

Let's see if Shearer parrots this next MotD.

 

 

[Gemmill 51094]

He wouldn't fucking dare. 

[Alex 37243]

  On 27/04/2024 at 21:05, Gemmill said:

Why did you have to make me not want him to do it? 

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Don’t worry, you jinxed it the second you said it might happen  

[Gemmill 51094]

  On 28/04/2024 at 11:51, Alex said:

Don’t worry, you jinxed it the second you said it might happen  

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[Monkeys Fist 45799]

  On 28/04/2024 at 11:47, Gemmill said:

He wouldn't fucking dare. 

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Yes you would. 

[Tdansmith 3260]

  On 27/04/2024 at 18:42, Gemmill said:

One off the golden boot. Could still happen for him. 

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he's a very tempting 9/1 shot now.

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

  On 30/04/2024 at 13:03, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

 

 

Hottest striker in the league 

 

 

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He's in really good form too.

[ewerk 33609]

  On 30/04/2024 at 13:03, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Hottest striker in the league 

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Think again.

 

[Gemmill 51094]

  On 30/04/2024 at 13:03, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

 

 

Hottest striker in the league 

 

 

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Would he qualify as "Newcastle's stud striker" in Aussie parlance? 

[Gemmill 51094]

Is he a spunk? 

[Chaser 1393]

  On 30/04/2024 at 13:07, MrRaspberryJam said:

 

He's in really good form too.

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That Wood looks a player. We should try and get him next year as an option against Isak and Wilson when neither are fit. 

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

  On 30/04/2024 at 19:29, Chaser said:

That Wood looks a player. We should try and get him next year as an option against Isak and Wilson when neither are fit. 

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When you say “we” should try and sign him, do you mean you and me? ‘Cos I certainly can’t afford that sorta cash. 

[Isegrim 10613]

  On 30/04/2024 at 19:29, Chaser said:

That Wood looks a player. We should try and get him next year as an option against Isak and Wilson when neither are fit. 

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[RobinRobin 12647]

  On 30/04/2024 at 19:47, Isegrim said:

 

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[wykikitoon 23285]

https://talksport.com/football/1839569/newcastle-alexander-isak-contract-arsenal-links/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=talksportfacebook&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1714486891

 

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4295]

  On 01/05/2024 at 12:29, wykikitoon said:

https://talksport.com/football/1839569/newcastle-alexander-isak-contract-arsenal-links/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=talksportfacebook&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1714486891

 

 

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Aye right we value him at £90m fucking arseholes

[aimaad22 4847]

If the contract needs renewing we should be doing it asap and sorting out any dodgy clauses etc. 200M or feck off. 

 

 

[aimaad22 4847]

[Howay 12496]

It’s not really a surprise the media are all over our best players leaving, they’re fucking desperate.
 

He’s clearly very happy at the club, is playing brilliant football, and said himself he joined the project. I find this story of a wage reduction for missing out on the CL to be a bit weird given that we hadn’t qualified for CL football when he signed for us (and it was a massive longshot), unless he got an increased wage and now it’s dropping? But seems a little weird to put in when signing for a club that at the time was far off CL spots. 
 

From the clubs side he’s probably the last player we should ever think about selling. Strikers are one of the hardest positions to fill never mind one who is arguably world class (or at least heading towards that bracket). 

[aimaad22 4847]

Aye I suppose this might have been said before but I don't think there's another player who would be harder to replace. Not even Bruno imo. I'd be heartbroken if Bruno left and he's forged a special connection with the club, but quality central midfielders are more abundant than strikers. 

 

Let's say we got 120M for him, short of Mbappe who do we get that can do what Isak can? And just look at how some of the other 'top striking talent' from the last year or so has done. Ramos, Ekitike, Hojlund, Nunez. ( should I add Jackson? )  

 

He should be absolutely untouchable if he's happy. 

[Gemmill 51094]

He'll be relishing his next wage negotiation, that's for sure.