Alexander Isak

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

 

By the way, Ole is being lined up as Isak's next national team manager.   

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

 

   

 

 

[wykikitoon 23425]

Love this bloke.

[Gemmill 51519]

Toontastic resident size queen. 

[Alex 37382]

Why would you think adding muscle mass to someone of his build would reduce the risk of injury? 

[wykikitoon 23425]

It's a groin issue

[Kid Dynamite 7838]

  On 31/01/2024 at 09:19, wykikitoon said:

It's a groin issue

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HE NEEDS A BIGGER GROIN!

[wykikitoon 23425]

I'll have a word with Wor lass

[Dr Gloom 24018]

  On 31/01/2024 at 09:20, Kid Dynamite said:

HE NEEDS A BIGGER GROIN!

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[Dazzler 12290]

  On 31/01/2024 at 06:15, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Another small injury, like I said when we signed him, need to get some mass on him.

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Getting him doing the classic groin lifts. That'll help.

[Howmanheyman 37387]

Let's get physical, physical!

Let's get physica...... Actually, let's not bother.

[Gemmill 51519]

  On 31/01/2024 at 11:09, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Not suggesting he needs to turn into a bodybuilder but he's built like a stick, it is well known pumping iron is super helpful for dodging injuries because it beefs up your muscles, tendons, and even those ligaments and bones. When your muscles and tendons are stronger, they keep your body in line and shield your bones and joints when you're on the move or taking a hit. 

 

And for those silly gooses below you acting as if you cant strengthen your groin

 

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I'd get him doing the Timewarp. Works all the major leg muscles and the pelvic thrust section is killer for your groin. 

[Holden McGroin 7787]

ChickenNonce reckons 2-4 weeks out for Isak…but wait for his caveat…..it could be longer.

 

He hasn’t even had a scan yet. The bloke it’s truly in the dark.

Edited February 1, 2024 by Holden McGroin

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

  On 31/01/2024 at 11:09, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

And for those silly gooses below you acting as if you cant strengthen your groin

 

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[wykikitoon 23425]

 

 

[Dazzler 12290]

  On 03/04/2024 at 14:13, wykikitoon said:

 

 

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I choose to read this “I’m here until Europe is no longer a mathematical possibility” I refuse to get attached to toon players ever since Andy Cole broke my heart.

[aimaad22 4871]

Bruno and Isak will be here to lift our first trophy. Fret not.

 

The FFP $$$ will come from hoying off Wilson and Miggy to Saudi. 

 

[wykikitoon 23425]

  On 03/04/2024 at 14:48, Dazzler said:

I choose to read this “I’m here until Europe is no longer a mathematical possibility” I refuse to get attached to toon players ever since Andy Cole broke my heart.

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[Dazzler 12290]

  On 03/04/2024 at 14:51, aimaad22 said:

Bruno and Isak will be here to lift our first trophy. Fret not.

 

The FFP $$$ will come from hoying off Wilson and Miggy to Saudi. 

 

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We tried that with Miggy already and he didn't want to go so I'm not convinced of the viability of this option. I can't see Wilson going either tbh. It could end up coming down to biting a sour tasting bullet and selling one of Isak or Bruno to facilitate a bit of squad development.

[Howmanheyman 37387]

  On 03/04/2024 at 14:13, wykikitoon said:

 

 

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That's him off, then.

[aimaad22 4871]

A lot hinges on what message is being sent to the players for the summer doesn't it? The club has been making a lot of noises about being restricted by FFP, what are they telling the likes of Bruno now? Do we expect to upgrade the 3-4 players we need to to take us to the next level?

 

To be fair, if we have a normal amount of injuries next season (big If since Botman and Lascelles are already out for half of it), we have a very decent squad to call on as it is. Add 3 quality players (forward, RW, CB?) and maybe 1-2 promising young ones (No. 6?, another forward) and we should be in the top4/cup charge mix. 

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

I love him.

[OTF 8576]

  On 03/04/2024 at 19:03, MrRaspberryJam said:

I love him.

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Should have finished that Barnes cut back pass a lot better though! Then Paul Dummhead's rugby tackle wouldn't have mattered. 

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

His gaff done over by robbers. 

[john 84]

  On 06/04/2024 at 21:40, MrRaspberryJam said:

His gaff done over by robbers. 

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Think it was just his motor off the drive, even so thieving cunts.