Alexander Isak

[Dazzler 9699]

1 hour ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Anybody have a link to this interview? It showed up as a pop-up on another forum but I can not find it.

 

 

 

here you go Isak Interview

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

 

 

[trophyshy 7083]

Here you go mate.

[Monkeys Fist 42358]

4 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Here you go mate.  NSFW

Fixed. 

[Monkeys Fist 42358]

Inspired by Ooh_yeah’s villainous treachery, I looked up Marshal Petain, the French cunt. 
 

His Mrs’ name, guffaw guffaw…

 

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

 

By the way, Ole is being lined up as Isak's next national team manager.   

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

 

   

 

 

[wykikitoon 20110]

Love this bloke.

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

 

Another small injury, like I said when we signed him, need to get some mass on him.

[Gemmill 44801]

Toontastic resident size queen. 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

Size queen? I didn’t say anything about his penis, why are you thinking about his penis? 

[Alex 35059]

Why would you think adding muscle mass to someone of his build would reduce the risk of injury? 

[wykikitoon 20110]

It's a groin issue

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

It's a groin issue

HE NEEDS A BIGGER GROIN!

[wykikitoon 20110]

I'll have a word with Wor lass

[Dr Gloom 21911]

44 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

HE NEEDS A BIGGER GROIN!

 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

3 hours ago, Alex said:

Why would you think adding muscle mass to someone of his build would reduce the risk of injury? 

 

Not suggesting he needs to turn into a bodybuilder but he's built like a stick, it is well known pumping iron is super helpful for dodging injuries because it beefs up your muscles, tendons, and even those ligaments and bones. When your muscles and tendons are stronger, they keep your body in line and shield your bones and joints when you're on the move or taking a hit. 

 

And for those silly gooses below you acting as if you cant strengthen your groin

 

[Dazzler 9699]

4 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Another small injury, like I said when we signed him, need to get some mass on him.

Getting him doing the classic groin lifts. That'll help.

[Howmanheyman 33104]

Let's get physical, physical!

Let's get physica...... Actually, let's not bother.

[Gemmill 44801]

5 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Not suggesting he needs to turn into a bodybuilder but he's built like a stick, it is well known pumping iron is super helpful for dodging injuries because it beefs up your muscles, tendons, and even those ligaments and bones. When your muscles and tendons are stronger, they keep your body in line and shield your bones and joints when you're on the move or taking a hit. 

 

And for those silly gooses below you acting as if you cant strengthen your groin

 

 

I'd get him doing the Timewarp. Works all the major leg muscles and the pelvic thrust section is killer for your groin. 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

ChickenNonce reckons 2-4 weeks out for Isak…but wait for his caveat…..it could be longer.

 

He hasn’t even had a scan yet. The bloke it’s truly in the dark.

Edited February 1 by Holden McGroin

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

19 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

And for those silly gooses below you acting as if you cant strengthen your groin

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 20110]

 

 

[Dazzler 9699]

33 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

I choose to read this “I’m here until Europe is no longer a mathematical possibility” I refuse to get attached to toon players ever since Andy Cole broke my heart.

[aimaad22 4156]

Bruno and Isak will be here to lift our first trophy. Fret not.

 

The FFP $$$ will come from hoying off Wilson and Miggy to Saudi.