Alexander Isak

[Dr Gloom 23918]

he's one of those strikers who you just fancy to score when they're one on one. i knew pretty much as soon as he got on to that williock pass that it was going in. ice cold in front of goal 

[Howmanheyman 37055]

His quickness of feet to control and get a shot off helps a lot, his second against spurs evidence of that. Improvisation to make sure it hits the target like at forest when the cross is slightly behind him, cool as a fucking cucumber to slot it home like the pen at forest or his first v spurs and his two at Anfield. He looks very much unflustered with the potential to be an excellent modern forward/striker. It's these kind of purchases which have me feeling an unusual amount trust whenever we get someone in under this regime, never mind the coaching when they're here. 

[Toonpack 11758]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

he's one of those strikers who you just fancy to score when they're one on one. i knew pretty much as soon as he got on to that williock pass that it was going in. ice cold in front of goal 

 

Ice cold, like Alex (love this tune, even if Ez is a wanker)

 

 

 

[scoobos 299]

13 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

he's one of those strikers who you just fancy to score when they're one on one. i knew pretty much as soon as he got on to that williockinho pass that it was going in. ice cold in front of goal 

FTFY

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

 

   

 

 

[Rosco 932]

6 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

   

 

 

He pissed all over those four players......love Ando's laugh

[OTF 8565]

4 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

   

 

 

That's incredible, and then topped off by the look on Murphy's face like he's just nicked a bag of lollies from the school canteen.

[OTF 8565]

Hatem Ben Arfa went on some incredible runs in his time here but the close control and composure from Isak is somehow even better. The only time he touched the ball with his left foot in that whole run was to receive the pass

[Gemmill 51041]

When I saw it in real time I assumed there was some luck and some bundling of the ball off their defenders involved.  On replay, it was the opposite.  Clinical, clean, and a bloke in total control of the situation - proper "how the fuck can you do that at such pace in an actual real match you freak" stuff.  £63m might start looking like a steal if he keeps anything like these levels. 

[Christmas Tree 5199]

Very Shanesque v Stoke

[Alex 37215]

3 hours ago, OTF said:

That's incredible, and then topped off by the look on Murphy's face like he's just nicked a bag of lollies from the school canteen.

The look on all their faces. Just a mixture of joy and disbelief all round.  

[trophyshy 7460]

[OTF 8565]

21 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

 

Willock's look says "I wanna be like Isak when I grow up"*

 

* Alex is a month younger than Joe

[NJS 4628]

I don't think I can pay a higher compliment than to say I can't remember Beardsley doing anything quite like that though he came close a few times. 

[Gemmill 51041]

 

I find these things a bit weird but it's worth it just for an appearance from Wykiki on the second clip.

 

Turn if off before the third clip though cos that one is BRUTAL.

 

[wykikitoon 23279]

Why is the mad cunt shouting? 

[Gemmill 51041]

Wykiki: "'e' s dinked it t't' back post. That is mad tekkers."

[wykikitoon 23279]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I find these things a bit weird but it's worth it just for an appearance from Wykiki on the second clip.

 

Turn if off before the third clip though cos that one is BRUTAL.

 

 

 

I am fucking crying at the second one. You utter utter CUNT  

[wykikitoon 23279]

The thirds one  Fuck me.  Special special people.

[wykikitoon 23279]

Fuck me, I've had to watch it again  Is it Keith lemon?  

[Gemmill 51041]

The black lad on that one, I think it might be the first time he's seen a football match. He seems absolutely bewildered by everything.

[thebrokendoll 10507]

22 minutes ago, NJS said:

I don't think I can pay a higher compliment than to say I can't remember Beardsley doing anything quite like that though he came close a few times. 

 

was at portsmouth for this one, outrageous skill, never to be forgotten.

what isak did last night was sublime and started from the halfway line. very envious of those in the away end last night! 

 

 

 

[Gemmill 51041]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Fuck me, I've had to watch it again  Is it Keith lemon?  

 

wyKeithki Lemon

 

He's so fucking Yorkshire he can't even say Alexander properly.

 

[Gemmill 51041]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

was at portsmouth for this one, outrageous skill, never to be forgotten.

what isak did last night was sublime and started from the halfway line. very envious of those in the away end last night! 

 

 

 

 

Scandalous from Beardsley. Other worldly to be able to do that at all, but to be able to do it under pressure in an actual game. These people can just fuck right off as I sit down to a day of spreadsheeting.

 

[NJS 4628]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

was at portsmouth for this one, outrageous skill, never to be forgotten.

what isak did last night was sublime and started from the halfway line. very envious of those in the away end last night! 

 

 

 

It was that one, the Spurs winner and one against Villa I think where he danced into the box that came to mind. 

 

But last night I only noticed on the replays that he actually picked up the ball on the fucking halfway line.