“When Seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think Eddie’s Fishers of Men will be thrown into the sea.”

[PaddockLad 17239]

If this gets deleted by over zealous modgoons, I still want this as the first post, capisce? 
 

 

[wykikitoon 20112]

Decent test for us but tbh I fear nobody. 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

you popping along the coast then pl?

my first visit to brighton's new house, I'm hearing terrifying tales of it being miles from anywhere to have a pint?

 

Edited August 8, 2022 by thebrokendoll

[Craig 6682]

Looking forward to this one but fuck me, the title needs some work.

[Toonpack 9385]

This is an outrage, Wiki has to start the match thread, we then tell him his bum looks big in whatever he’s wearing, he deletes the thread in a fit of pique and then, and only then, Fist starts the lucky match thread.

[spongebob toonpants 3993]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

you popping along the coast then pl?

my first visit to brighton's new house, I'm hearing terrifying tales of it being miles from anywhere to have a pint?

 

It's 8 minutes from Brighton Station to Falmer Station right by the ground

More watering holes than you can shake a stick at

[Holden McGroin 6581]

I live about  20 mins away now (and used to live in the centre for years). Depending on where you are coming from id have a pint near Brighton station then jump on the train to Falmer.

 

im going to be in Newcastle this weekend for my mothers birthday. FFS.

[thebrokendoll 9188]

3 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

It's 8 minutes from Brighton Station to Falmer Station right by the ground

More watering holes than you can shake a stick at

 

phew.

thank the lordy for that!

[PaddockLad 17239]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

I live about  20 mins away now (and used to live in the centre for years). Depending on where you are coming from id have a pint near Brighton station then jump on the train to Falmer.

 

im going to be in Newcastle this weekend for my mothers birthday. FFS.

This is what we usually do @thebrokendoll but another option is doing the same at Lewes, nice wee historic market town with poncey boozers selling over priced craft beer if that’s your bag

[Christmas Tree 4725]

WTF has @PaddockLad done

 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

19 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

This is what we usually do @thebrokendoll but another option is doing the same at Lewes, nice wee historic market town with poncey boozers selling over priced craft beer if that’s your bag

 

so there's nowt in lewes that resembles the percy or its clientele then?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

My mate went down there when Diame scored his wonder goal and apparently, when Perez scored the winner, he spent a good 4 minutes raving about “tory cunts” and then refused to pay 9 quid for a Jack and Coke later on. Once more, calling the bar a “tory shithole”

 

Sounds like a belter day out 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

Get this shit deleted before it fucks us up.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

New title - “When Seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think Eddie’s Fishers of Men will be thrown into the sea.”

 

@PaddockLad or an admin has to edit it, fuctifino how. 

 

We’re in full-on panic stations here. 

[Rayvin 5217]

Done  

Not sure I'm helping but that amused me.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

40 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Decent test for us but tbh I fear nobody. 

Except Craig…

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

This game will be a better test of where we are at as a squad. I'm not reading too much into a win against a team that has Colback

as one of the 2 best CMs at the club 

[Toonpack 9385]

1 minute ago, Rayvin said:

Done  

Not sure I'm helping but that amused me.

That’s not helping, anyone just reading the thread title and seeing the thread starter will immediately think PaddockLad is amusing, which is obviously a grave misrepresentation of the truth 🙄

[Rayvin 5217]

Agreed, especially after their victory over (an admittedly hopeless and unimpressive) Manure. If we win this mind, I think I might actually start to get a bit carried away - but in truth I think it'll be a draw at best. I don't think we're quite there yet on taking wins off teams in good form on their home turf.

[PaddockLad 17239]

35 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

WTF has @PaddockLad done

 

Well I suggested in the sub title that Wykiki can come up with something and a mod could edit it but it looks like Fist is taking over thread duties. He probably took his football home if he was losing when he was a kid too  

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

In times of stress, a man has to act. 
 

 

edit; Wykiki is more than welcome to have his match thread duties back, by the way. 
Fuck

That

Sheeiitt! 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

What the fuck is this shite @PaddockLad???

 

Starting a match thread when Fist is on a one match winning streak? That’s a bannable offence in my book. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

In times of stress, a man has to act. 
 

 

edit; Wykiki is more than welcome to have his match thread duties back, by the way. 
Fuck

That

Sheeiitt! 

Proper pain init 😂

[wykikitoon 20112]

Poor PL. Trying to get it up and running and getting rinsed for it 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Poor PL. Trying to get it up and running and getting rinsed for it 

Ultimately it’s all your fault.