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[RobinRobin 11263]

9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I once woke up in a ditch about 15 miles away, and 2hrs before, I was meant to do a 2 day canoe trip training new staff. 
 

One of the local French villages, Vagnas ( I shit thee not), held a fortnightly fete where they sold red wine and rocket fuel punch for 50p a glass. 
It was a legendary piss up attended by all the British paddlers. 
 

Fortunately, PGL, who had three centres nearby, were so used to Vagnas casualties that they’d run a “sweeper bus” the morning after, picking up lost staff- I managed to blag a lift and made it in time to shower and pack for the trip. 
 

I was wobbly as fuck until lunchtime 

Kudos.  I would still be wobbly as fuck a week later if I had had enough to wake up in a ditch. 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

I love stories that start with “I once woke up in a ditch”

[RobinRobin 11263]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

I love stories that start with “I once woke up in a ditch”

And not even have to check who's telling the story 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

I’ve woke up in some dodgy beds in my time but never in an actual swamp, fucking hell  

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892]

I've woke up in loads of ditches, but that was just army basic training.

[Gemmill 44853]

I've woke up in loads of bitches WUT WUUUUUUUUT! 

[Howmanheyman 33173]

I've woken up on top of the roof at an old workplace and also in a doorway on old shields road, funnily enough this coincided with us all going through a phase of getting treble vodkas alongside a pint when we started off in Wilders and Dobson's etc. (I used to have a thing about climbing when morts). Also climbed up on a bus stop and was waving happily at the passengers on the top level of the buses one teatime on shields road, we'd been out all day as wor Jackie's had some deal where they were getting rid of bottles of 8% abv cider. I was fucking stotting.

[RobinRobin 11263]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

I've woke up in loads of bitches WUT WUUUUUUUUT! 

[The Fish 10856]

Woken up on the bench in my mam and dad's garden (Mother Watson actually brought me out a bacon sandwich to wake me up with, the legend).

Woken up in hospital a few times.

Woke up on the beach near my house a couple of times too. Those were weird because no matter how I got home, the beach was never on the way to the house. Can only imagine I thought "bit too pissed to go home, the North Sea air should sober me up quick sharp" then promptly blacked out.

[strawb 4248]

The worst place I have woken up is the banks of the river tees near tees port, in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt with one shoe missing.

 

Still not got a clue 

[OTF 7295]

On 03/11/2022 at 20:46, Gemmill said:

I've woke up in loads of bitches WUT WUUUUUUUUT! 

The problem is when they wake up.

 

😧

[RobinRobin 11263]

4 hours ago, OTF said:

The problem is when they wake up.

 

😧

Hard getting the dosage right. 😉 

[Monkeys Fist 42416]

45 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Hard getting the dosage right. 😉 

[RobinRobin 11263]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Definitely 

[Meenzer 15524]

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Tsk. Noelie died for less!

[RobinRobin 11263]

3 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Tsk. Noelie died for less!

[Tom 14011]

Waddles accent  

 

Mackems MKII getting beat off Forest Green Rovers. 

[thebrokendoll 9203]

grealish thinking he was almiron there and attempting a curling effort from outside the box.

the stupid brummie cunt.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

He's really not very good. £100mil was mental money for him when they already had Foden 

[wykikitoon 20129]

Henderson with another fuck up. 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Tell you what, it’s lovely checking how our competition in the top 6 is doing rather than the bottom half.

[strawb 4248]

Captain America: Head Soccer Co-ordinator will be out on his star spangled arse if he isn’t careful 

[Gemmill 44853]

4 minutes ago, strawb said:

Captain America: Head Soccer Co-ordinator will be out on his star spangled arse if he isn’t careful 

 

Aye I think this might be the finish. If they can't beat these at home, they're going down. 

Edited November 5, 2022 by Gemmill

[Howmanheyman 33173]

Solanke scored two good goals today, have to say, he's impressed me from what I've seen of him this season. 

[Gemmill 44853]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Solanke scored two good goals today, have to say, he's impressed me from what I've seen of him this season. 

 

OMG one of them was scored by Billing, you RACIST PIECE OF SHIT.