Dr Gloom 23420 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 I love stories that start with “I once woke up in a ditch” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12374 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said: I love stories that start with “I once woke up in a ditch” And not even have to check who's telling the story 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14568 Posted November 3, 2022 Author Share Posted November 3, 2022 I’ve woke up in some dodgy beds in my time but never in an actual swamp, fucking hell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4239 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 I've woke up in loads of ditches, but that was just army basic training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49496 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 I've woke up in loads of bitches WUT WUUUUUUUUT! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36281 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 I've woken up on top of the roof at an old workplace and also in a doorway on old shields road, funnily enough this coincided with us all going through a phase of getting treble vodkas alongside a pint when we started off in Wilders and Dobson's etc. (I used to have a thing about climbing when morts). Also climbed up on a bus stop and was waving happily at the passengers on the top level of the buses one teatime on shields road, we'd been out all day as wor Jackie's had some deal where they were getting rid of bottles of 8% abv cider. I was fucking stotting. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12374 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: I've woke up in loads of bitches WUT WUUUUUUUUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11312 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Woken up on the bench in my mam and dad's garden (Mother Watson actually brought me out a bacon sandwich to wake me up with, the legend). Woken up in hospital a few times. Woke up on the beach near my house a couple of times too. Those were weird because no matter how I got home, the beach was never on the way to the house. Can only imagine I thought "bit too pissed to go home, the North Sea air should sober me up quick sharp" then promptly blacked out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4614 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 The worst place I have woken up is the banks of the river tees near tees port, in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt with one shoe missing. Still not got a clue 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8315 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 On 03/11/2022 at 20:46, Gemmill said: I've woke up in loads of bitches WUT WUUUUUUUUT! The problem is when they wake up. 😧 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12374 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 4 hours ago, OTF said: The problem is when they wake up. 😧 Hard getting the dosage right. 😉 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44938 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 45 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: Hard getting the dosage right. 😉 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12374 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Definitely 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16330 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Tsk. Noelie died for less! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12374 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Tsk. Noelie died for less! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14051 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Waddles accent Mackems MKII getting beat off Forest Green Rovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10197 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 grealish thinking he was almiron there and attempting a curling effort from outside the box. the stupid brummie cunt. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7567 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 He's really not very good. £100mil was mental money for him when they already had Foden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22603 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Henderson with another fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5094 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Tell you what, it’s lovely checking how our competition in the top 6 is doing rather than the bottom half. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4614 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Captain America: Head Soccer Co-ordinator will be out on his star spangled arse if he isn’t careful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49496 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, strawb said: Captain America: Head Soccer Co-ordinator will be out on his star spangled arse if he isn’t careful Aye I think this might be the finish. If they can't beat these at home, they're going down. Edited November 5, 2022 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36281 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Solanke scored two good goals today, have to say, he's impressed me from what I've seen of him this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49496 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Solanke scored two good goals today, have to say, he's impressed me from what I've seen of him this season. OMG one of them was scored by Billing, you RACIST PIECE OF SHIT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10197 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 fuck you, albino boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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