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[Tom 14011]

 

[aimaad22 4156]

[The Fish 10856]

11 hours ago, Gemmill said:

***HUGE FANFARE***

 

📢 MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT 📢 

 

I'm taking this opportunity to OFFICIALLY renew my Everton will be relegated this season prediction.

 

If you've got anything cheeky to say about this, kindly place your head between your legs and shout it up your frankly filthy arsehole. 

[Toonpack 9399]

11 hours ago, Gemmill said:

***HUGE FANFARE***

 

📢 MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT 📢 

 

I'm taking this opportunity to OFFICIALLY renew my Everton will be relegated this season prediction.

 

If you've got anything cheeky to say about this, kindly place your head between your legs and shout it up your frankly filthy arsehole. 

 

And on it goes:

 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

The thing about Everton is they never go down, despite how shite they are. 

[RobinRobin 11263]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

The thing about Everton is they never go down, despite how shite they are. 

[Craig 6682]

11 hours ago, Gemmill said:

***HUGE FANFARE***

 

📢 MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT 📢 

 

I'm taking this opportunity to OFFICIALLY renew my Everton will be relegated this season prediction.

 

If you've got anything cheeky to say about this, kindly place your head between your legs and shout it up your frankly filthy arsehole. 

 

Last Season

 

This Season

 

 

[wykikitoon 20129]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

The thing about Everton is they never go down, despite how shite they are. 

It's true  But this season they're easily one of the shittest teams.  If they don't ship fat frank soon they're fucked. Question is.  Who comes in?

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

It's true  But this season they're easily one of the shittest teams.  If they don't ship fat frank soon they're fucked. Question is.  Who comes in?

Rooney

[Craig 6682]

5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

It's true  But this season they're easily one of the shittest teams.  If they don't ship fat frank soon they're fucked. Question is.  Who comes in?

 

Predictably, the media are suggesting Rooney on account of how well he did at Derby. Remind me who the bright, young, ex-England international they had as manager before him? 

 

Forest, Everton and Southampton will go down for me. 

[wykikitoon 20129]

I would prefer Forest to stay up due to family.  But it's going to be tough for em.  I think I agree with what you say Criag though.

[Howmanheyman 33166]

49 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

The thing about Everton is they never go down, despite how shite they are. 

 

Just like their cousins on Wearside, they'll circle the drain a bit first. 

[The Fish 10856]

42 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

The thing about Everton is they never go down, despite how shite they are. 

 

Goals conceded versus how many goals you'd expect the teams to give up per 90.

 

Look at how much Everton are relying on Pickford. They're conceding enough chances that you'd expect them to ship 1.66 goals per 90 (Only Nottingham and Fulham give up more). They're only conceding 1.18 goals per 90,  there are only 4 teams conceding fewer. 

 

 

They're not creating much (only Bournemouth and Wolves create less) and as above they're giving up loads of chances. 

 

@Gemmill makes a decent prediction. 

 

Add to their current performance the incompetence of their board to appoint the right man and they're in for a world of hurt. Lampard has no discernible style, but I'd still not be surprised to see them appoint someone to replace him who prefers a style that's wildly inappropriate for the playing staff they have. 

 

I've just remembered the existence of their saviour Anthony Gordon, what's he doing now? Is he injured? Suspended? Doing a stretch for abstracting electricity?

 

[Tom 14011]

 

[Gemmill 44851]

Are we all agreed that we want Man City to pump Chelsea tonight. The more of the "Big 6" that can be removed from the Top 4 conversation, the better.

 

Obviously if you're daft enough to think we're in the title race, this will have you in a real fucking pickle, but for those of us still thinking logically, what do we say? 

[thebrokendoll 9202]

a draw.

[PaddockLad 17246]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Are we all agreed that we want Man City to pump Chelsea tonight. The more of the "Big 6" that can be removed from the Top 4 conversation, the better.

 

Obviously if you're daft enough to think we're in the title race, this will have you in a real fucking pickle, but for those of us still thinking logically, what do we say? 

Obviously if you're daft enough to think we're in the title race, this will have you in a real fucking pickle

 

 

If I were you @Dr Gloom I wouldn’t take this shit

 

To answer your question hopefully Man City twat them

 

Edited January 5, 2023 by PaddockLad

[ewerk 30598]

A confidence draining hammering for Chelsea would do me nicely.

[Tom 14011]

Surely Barry Trotter can't have long left, especially the way Chelsea are spending. He looks like a man they've plucked off the street and stuck in the dugout. 

 

Should have stayed ar Brighton.

[ewerk 30598]

They gave him a 5 year deal on £10m per season. They can't afford to sack him.

[Tom 14011]

I hope not, although they're spunking money right left and centre at the moment  

[wykikitoon 20129]

Barry Trotter  

[ewerk 30598]

4 minutes ago, Tom said:

I hope not, although they're spunking money right left and centre at the moment  

 

Aye but transfer fees are different, you can expense those over the duration of the player's contract. I think managerial pay offs (and all the coaching team) have to be taken in one big hit. Given that they're bound to already be close to breaking FFP I'm not sure they can let Potter go.

[spongebob toonpants 3995]

7 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Aye but transfer fees are different, you can expense those over the duration of the player's contract. I think managerial pay offs (and all the coaching team) have to be taken in one big hit. Given that they're bound to already be close to breaking FFP I'm not sure they can let Potter go.

Don't think they tend to pay managers all in one go. Keep paying monthly then negotiate if they get another job.

I seem to remember us paying 4 managers at once at one point

Edited January 5, 2023 by spongebob toonpants

[aimaad22 4156]

A hammering for Chelsea please. Will do nicely to see them finish outside CL spots after the money they've spent. 

 

Also Arteta and Arsenal can go screw themselves. City can continue to win titles till we displace them in a few years.