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Just had a text off my lass to tell me Nobby Solano is sat near them in The Black Bull at Four Lane Ends 

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Just been speaking to a Smoggie and then saw this on .com

 

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Following an eventful conclusion to the Championship season on Monday afternoon, the playoff semi-final line-up is as follows:

Sat 13.05.2023 mackems v Luton Town (5.30pm)
Sun 14.05.2023 Coventry City v Boro (Noon)
Tue 16.05.2023 Luton Town v mackems (8pm)
Wed 17.05.2023 Boro v Coventry City (8pm)

The winners meet at Wembley on Sat 27.05.2023 (4.45pm) and should Luton and Coventry succumb, a lively night in London is in store. Newcastle are at Chelsea on Sun 28.05.2023 (4.30pm)....

 

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8 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I saw him waddling through Wallsend in one of those ridiculous long sports coats like a dyspraxic Wenger. It must be all he owns

FYP

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It's a bit sad really, getting a tattoo of a 5% owner of your football club in a bid to try and stay a bit of a minor local celebrity, obviously the likes of the Ronny Gill and BBC Newcastle have sadness and desperation ingrained into their institutions so no surprise they've put him on as it's another days content sorted early doors before trying to forget they've another day just around the corner to try and get some 'news', any shit, to keep themselves in a job.

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44 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I thought I saw Max Wall walking through Wallsend in one of those ridiculous long sports coats like a dyspraxic Wenger, but it turned out to be Adam. It must be all he owns

 

36 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

FYP

 

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Lots for us to think about here. Can't really see us doing anything other than playing our usual game and backing ourselves, unless Howe has something up his sleeve.

 

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19 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Lots for us to think about here. Can't really see us doing anything other than playing our usual game and backing ourselves, unless Howe has something up his sleeve.

 


No way are we setting up like a Steve Bruce side at home. We will try to match them by pressing high as usual, which may play into their hands if we’re not 100% on it, making this by far the trickiest remaining fixture - even at home. We shouldn’t be fooled by the Everton result - Brighton are very good 

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5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:


No way are we setting up like a Steve Bruce side at home. We will try to match them by pressing high as usual, which may play into their hands if we’re not 100% on it, making this by far the trickiest remaining fixture - even at home. We shouldn’t be fooled by the Everton result - Brighton are very good 

Brighton made plenty of changes, and still created more chances than Everton did. Everton were passive and sat deeper than the hole you'd need to dig to hide all of Fat Sam's dodgy deals. Pickford played well and Steele did not. 

 

Despite Allardyce's proclamations, he's doesn't know more than Guardiola, Klopp, Arteta etc. He knows one thing "get it in the mixer", it's not some kind of progressive, creative answer to how to be successful at football, but it will get you out of the shit more often than not. A different permutation of remaining fixtures and Allardyce would take Everton down. 

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Is it wrong that I'm starting to warm to him somewhat 😂 Still, it is more than a little annoying that this guy is turning into a go to representative for fans of the club.  

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19 minutes ago, Tom said:

It’s good when Arsenal do it but bad when we do? Cool :lol: 

She’s a dyed in the wool Liverpool fan. Also it’s just a case of they got their noses in front then did what all good sides usually do in big games against well matched opponents. It was one of those games where if the penalty stands or Murphy’s effort is an inch or two in a different direction then it’s a different story. As others have mentioned these games often go one way or the other on very fine margins. 
The idea Howe is the new Diego Simeone though is a combination of lazy journalism (based on his very short time spent there) and them being unhappy at one or more their beloved big 6 getting pushed down the pecking order. 
The hypocrisy and wise after the event stuff man :lol: like last night when a very cynical Real Madrid we’re clever, ruthless and had laid a trap. Only when they were winning though. At 1-1 Man City we’re assured, professional and controlling the tempo etc. just fuck off tbh. Like Arsenal only did it to get back at us. It’s called winning, you fucking bint 

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