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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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Love how he was (to paraphrase) "Like nee chance pal, you're not seating in this seat. You must have the wrong train or something" to "so in the end, he was pretty big so I just stood all the way to London"

 

 

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I don't know if he's conned me. 😂

 

Mate he's made you get out of YOUR seat and stand up. What do you think 😂

 

Or you're really thick as fuck and can't read seat numbers so you were in the wrong. 

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8 hours ago, Tom said:

https://youtu.be/-mi8SUsO9_I

 

 

 

A MAN STEALS HIS SEAT ON THE TRAIN 

KNIFE CRIME STATISTICS 

NANDOS 


Absolutely, unintentionally hilarious.

 

Anticipation Popcorn GIF


Spending 5 days on an away trip to Palace and Southampton :lol: One day his Mam is going to make him start paying board and he will have to start grafting for a living 

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2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:


Spending 5 days on an away trip to Palace and Southampton :lol: One day his Mam is going to make him start paying board and he will have to start grafting for a living 


I’m beginning to think Gemmill is taking care of him financially via one of these Sugar Daddy websites.

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4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

"The view is.... SHITE, let's be fair."

 

:lol:

 


It’s a fucking travelodge in Croydon. What view did he expect? The hanging gardens of Babylon perhaps? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain? 

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5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:


It’s a fucking travelodge in Croydon. What view did he expect? The hanging gardens of Babylon perhaps? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain? 

 

quite possibly john cleese's finest moment.

well that or....

that's it, I'm gonna give you a damn good thrashing.  :)

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57 minutes ago, ewerk said:

If they ever reboot Danny Dyer’s Real Football Factories there’s only one man capable of filling those boots (and his keks).


No doubt he could shoulder the burden. 

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Walked past Tory boy walking his dogs in Heaton park. Most people say hello or at least smile but he didn't and just looked a miserable cunt. I should've stuck a camera in his face to get some sort of response. :cuppa:

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