2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

[Howmanheyman 36629]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

Fuck The Mackems.

 

Cultural appropriation at its best, steal their only slogan off them, sit back and enjoy the fewm. Let's make some FTM black and white pin badges. 👍

 

Always thought it should be Fucking Thick Mackems and nothing since has made me change my mind, tbh.

[Toonpack 11382]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

So before the World ends, I fancy getting some art work for my new study. Was walking past the Baltic at lunch time and saw this. It's kind of like a Wordle heat map of NUFC players. Opinions, canny or shite?

 

Shite, patently done by a twenty-something year old, look at some of those highlighted, ASM, Mitrovic, fucking Colback ffs 😂

[Dr Gloom 23645]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

How many articles are these cunts going to write about the Saudi’s plans for the stadium? We know fuckin nothing more than we did a year ago and there are now fuckin houses where the trees grew that provided the paper for all the utter fuckin twaddle they’ve written about this  

 

<insert your own pithy digital media/paper retort here 😑> 

The stadium plans, which were rumoured to be close, should reveal the extent of their ambition. The longer they stay silent on it, the more people online will doubt that they’re in it for the long term. Talk is cheap 

[wykikitoon 22912]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

No wonder Krul and Harper were shit too, way off their lines. 

Ah well, I'll buy the Lake District "Tube Map" instead. 👍

 

Oh if that's the other option that would be my go to. I really like that and whenever I am in the Lakes I always wonder whether to buy it.

[PaddockLad 19022]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

The stadium plans, which were rumoured to be close, should reveal the extent of their ambition. The longer they stay silent on it, the more people online will doubt that they’re in it for the long term. Talk is cheap 

Yeah it’s the journos I’m on about who’ve been saying the plans are close for months  

 

They know fuck all.  There again I’d rather be kept waiting than rush out something akin to that parcel of fuckin bollocks Man Utd rolled out the other day… 

[Renton 23697]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Oh if that's the other option that would be my go to. I really like that and whenever I am in the Lakes I always wonder whether to buy it.

There's this bronze metal 3D topographical map I've also really liked when I've seen it. Like this one on Etsy. Mind, I could get a canny few of CT's mugs for that price. 

 

 

[Gemmill 49996]

 

ammolad can sort you out with what you really want for a mere £74.

[Renton 23697]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

ammolad can sort you out with what you really want for a mere £74.

 

Unused, bargain. Can I have a cheeky one of a female tennis player with no knickers hitching her skirt instead? 

[Renton 23697]

Got to be said though, the collective forward players we've had is quite impressive. I was curious to find a Sunderland version with Quinny and Phillipsy but alas no, can't find one. But then I stumbled across this magnificent piece of work.  Doesn't even scan the hopeless knackers. 

 

[Gemmill 49996]

 

Decision made according to Hope. New ground on Leazes Park, it is. 

[PaddockLad 19022]

I knew that though.  It’s been trailed by media gibbons like Hope for fucking months  

[Gemmill 49996]

You knew their thinking was moving in that direction. Now they've made a decision. 

[Isegrim 10362]

Probably gets some shitty name too. David Lambiarse is seething.

[spongebob toonpants 4366]

https://archive.ph/D2egA

[Alex 36730]

4 hours ago, Craig said:

I'm pretty certain it's a former regular on here ... Greg

Former nust chairman Greg? Their patter on Bluesky fucking reeks either way 

[Alex 36730]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

ammolad can sort you out with what you really want for a mere £74.

Does he have a copy of the tennis player scratching her arse? 

[wykikitoon 22912]

Aramco Arena will do me.................for £100m per season.