2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

[Alex 36391]

4 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

So according to 'Ando' on Total Sport last night, he didnt see any issue in Birmingham knocking fuck out of our players.

Loads of old pros say that in a sort of thing in a nostalgic way. Irrespective of that though, under the current laws of the game and the way they’re meant to be applied, loads of their players were treated far too leniently by the ref. There was intent to injure, it wasn’t just getting stuck in. 

[Dougle 3621]

8 hours ago, Alex said:

I only caught the Shilton bit as I was cooking but my lass had it on in the front room. They were supposed to have woken Josh Widdecombe up unawares at 1 am (funny how they are never having a shite, a wank or have passed out after drinking or whatever when they pull these ‘stunts’). The ridiculous pantomime that ensued was a recreation of Maradona’s infamous ’hand of God’ goal. 

 

 

Aye the Blur bloke was in the bedroom before Shilton though (if that was him)

[PaddockLad 18584]

50 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Chelsea and Spurs are both playing on the Thursday night so neither match can be moved to Saturday. That's followed by an international week so neither match can be moved to Monday.

 

I know that the cup final probably requires a greater police presence but I can't see any particular reason not to play all three games on the same day. There's three PL fixtures on in London this Saturday.

October 25 2024

 

 

[Alex 36391]

Should move the cup final to the Saturday night tbh. But they won’t 

[NJS 4534]

Incidentally does anyone want to join my conspiracy club where our match at West Ham was moved to the Monday night by Sky after realising the scouse cunts were in CL action on the Wednesday? 

 

I know it was announced before the second leg but I still smell a phone call from Liverpool to Sky - a call with the stench of burnt out cars and too many drugs. 

[aimaad22 4541]

10 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

The following is an example of "a sinister jibe":

 

NUFC are now the only club in Britain that can win the domestic treble. 

 

 

You need help if you find that sinister. 

 

A little bit of piss taking should have been obvious here but ooooooooooooook

[Gemmill 48924]

Ah you were just joking all along.

 

[aimaad22 4541]

Not what I said but ooooooooooooooooooooooook

[Gemmill 48924]

Very sinister. 

[Dougle 3621]

2 hours ago, Dougle said:

 

 

Aye the Blur bloke was in the bedroom before Shilton though (if that was him)

 

In adition I did think Shilton had passed away a few years ago (as well as Blur) or is this the Mandela Effect in action?

[zico martin 99]

I still always 'who beats his wife,  Shilton! Shilton!' Whenever i see that fucker

 

(To the tune of 'who built the ark' for those youngsters amongst us)

[Dougle 3621]

6 minutes ago, zico martin said:

I still always 'who beats his wife,  Shilton! Shilton!' Whenever i see that fucker

 

(To the tune of 'who built the ark' for those youngsters amongst us)

 

Wtf is that like? Did you see it in music halls?

[zico martin 99]

45 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

Wtf is that like? Did you see it in music halls?

Shit, didn't you guys used to sing that song about Noah in junior school? Damn,  kids these days 😉

[Gemmill 48924]

Who built the ark? NOAH! NOAH! 

 

Who built the ark? Brother Noah built the ark. 

[ewerk 32625]

1 hour ago, zico martin said:

 

(To the tune of 'who built the ark' for those youngsters amongst us)

Not ringing a bell. Can you hum it?

[Dougle 3621]

21 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Who built the ark? NOAH! NOAH! 

 

Who built the ark? Brother Noah built the ark. 

 

[Holden McGroin 7366]

Lloyd Kelly gets a start for Juve in CL playoff tonight. Oof.