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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

That he was the Yorkshire Ripper? Aye that was news to me too. 

My cunt of a stepfather was interviewed twice by the Ripper squad, he had a fairly striking resemblance to Sutcliffe, was a trucker at the time, and had a north east accent which, thanks to the mackem, made him a prime suspect. 
 

I won’t pretend that I wasn’t gutted when it turned out he wasn’t the Ripper, and therefore wouldn’t be fucking off for a few more years at least. :lol:

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2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

My cunt of a stepfather was interviewed twice by the Ripper squad, he had a fairly striking resemblance to Sutcliffe, was a trucker at the time, and had a north east accent which, thanks to the mackem, made him a prime suspect. 
 

I won’t pretend that I wasn’t gutted when it turned out he wasn’t the Ripper, and therefore wouldn’t be fucking off for a few more years at least. :lol:

 

Dye your hair green mate, that'll show the world you aren't bothered.

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6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

My cunt of a stepfather was interviewed twice by the Ripper squad, he had a fairly striking resemblance to Sutcliffe, was a trucker at the time, and had a north east accent which, thanks to the mackem, made him a prime suspect. 

ironic alanis morissette GIF

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9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

My cunt of a stepfather was interviewed twice by the Ripper squad, he had a fairly striking resemblance to Sutcliffe, was a trucker at the time, and had a north east accent which, thanks to the mackem, made him a prime suspect. 
 

I won’t pretend that I wasn’t gutted when it turned out he wasn’t the Ripper, and therefore wouldn’t be fucking off for a few more years at least. :lol:


Yet I bet even he wouldn’t have attempted that overtaking move.

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There’s a bigger story, not least by virtue of it being an actual story. I .e. the Premier League (due to the process being completely lacking in transparency) approving the deal (after previously delaying it seemingly indefinitely) purely on the say so of Qatar. 

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7 minutes ago, Alex said:

There’s a bigger story, not least by virtue of it being an actual story. I .e. the Premier League (due to the process being completely lacking in transparency) approving the deal (after previously delaying it seemingly indefinitely) purely on the say so of Qatar. 

 

as well as how much pressure was being applied by the american owners of the red tops.

crack that one leweeze and I'll buy you pink slices forever more. 

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5 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

as well as how much pressure was being applied by the american owners of the red tops.

crack that one leweeze and I'll buy you pink slices forever more. 

And how they’ve dictated a set of anti-competitive rules to come in to force to stop us catching them. Even the fucking rule brought in specifically aimed at Tindall because we got in the CL the previous year and the likes of Arteta (who can act like a massive cunt with impunity) couldn’t handle a bit of needle. 

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15 minutes ago, Alex said:

And how they’ve dictated a set of anti-competitive rules to come in to force to stop us catching them. Even the fucking rule brought in specifically aimed at Tindall because we got in the CL the previous year and the likes of Arteta (who can act like a massive cunt with impunity) couldn’t handle a bit of needle. 

 

aye.

you keep kicking the can down the road richard till we've concocted project big picture, the european super league, fair market value rules..... nee fucker'll notice.

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5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Wilson expected to be out for longer, and Isak's stalled contract talks have Arsenal on "red alert" according to Hope. 

 

So that's nice. 

 

Okay, you cannot put Wilson on Mitchell, except the fact we didn't get a replacement in the summer but the cunt has played an absolute blinder since he got here and the potential hits, just keep coming.

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I'm not putting Isak on Mitchell either. The lad might not want to stay here, or the wage budget might not currently support what he wants. 

 

Every decent player stalls their contract talks at some point though. Happened with Bruno, happened with Gordon, happened with Joelinton. 

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9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Wilson expected to be out for longer, and Isak's stalled contract talks have Arsenal on "red alert" according to Hope. 

 

So that's nice. 

Hope at home writing that;

 

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Isak has been poor this season in whatever metric you want to apportion it by. You really need to have competition and options in all positions especially ones where players can be out of form.

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