2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

[PaddockLad 18831]

What is termed the  “Scots Language” branched off from Middle English at some point around the time of Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales” . Got to hand it to Simon Jordan there, he seems to have repeated that clever linguistic trick ie inventing  a language that is recognisably English but is actually a new virtually unintelligible form of it all on his own in the time he’s worked in the media. Kudos. And in future a fuckin 10 day TT ban for anyone posting links containing the insufferable fuckin twat talking about anything

[thebrokendoll 10156]

9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Talksport twats going off like the Toontastic boys. Simon Jordan very much in the Gemmill/Toonpack camp
 

 

 

I can't believe for one second that either of them would be that desperate to be seen to be right that they'd be happy to lie in bed with simon jordon.

oh, hang on.....

Edited September 19, 2024 by thebrokendoll

[wykikitoon 22559]

Oh Craig Hope asking the questions in the background. What an utter cunt he is. 

[OTF 8307]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Tuck your tail between your legs and waddle off. Your comments are not fit for purpose.

[Gemmill 49353]

 

[Dr Gloom 23390]

3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

What is termed the  “Scots Language” branched off from Middle English at some point around the time of Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales” . Got to hand it to Simon Jordan there, he seems to have repeated that clever linguistic trick ie inventing  a language that is recognisably English but is actually a new virtually unintelligible form of it all on his own in the time he’s worked in the media. Kudos. And in future a fuckin 10 day TT ban for anyone posting links containing the insufferable fuckin twat talking about anything

[Howmanheyman 36204]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Dazzler 11511]

There’s a certain aptness to the cunt with snide in his surname

[Gemmill 49353]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's right buddy! USA NUMBER ONE! 

 

Know your place, "Georgies"! 

[Isegrim 10281]

 

[Dr Gloom 23390]

the dreaded vote of confidence

[Dazzler 11511]

When Luke Edwards says that Mitchell and Howe have buried the hatchet keep you eyes peeled for Saudi embassy workers leaving the training ground with bin bags filled with blood soaked training gear labelled EH. I'm sure it'll be fine.

[Kid Dynamite 7558]

Went to see Keegan do a talk in Durham last night. Decent enough, albeit pretty vanilla stuff. Slightly cheapened by the 30mins in the middle of the show where Pete Graves chaired an auction of the audience for a chance to get a signed shirt and a photo off KK.
 

There were 16 people left in at £400, all side eyeing each other and doing quick mental sums to figure out how much they could bid up to without being murdered by their wives when they got home...only for Pete to pull out a big box of shirts and a card machine to announce they had all won the auction  The folks who sat down at £350 were all gutted!A nice £6400 in KKs back pocket for 10mins work 

[Dr Gloom 23390]

23 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Went to see Keegan do a talk in Durham last night. Decent enough, albeit pretty vanilla stuff. Slightly cheapened by the 30mins in the middle of the show where Pete Graves chaired an auction of the audience for a chance to get a signed shirt and a photo off KK.
 

There were 16 people left in at £400, all side eyeing each other and doing quick mental sums to figure out how much they could bid up to without being murdered by their wives when they got home...only for Pete to pull out a big box of shirts and a card machine to announce they had all won the auction  The folks who sat down at £350 were all gutted!A nice £6400 in KKs back pocket for 10mins work 

 was it not a charity auction?

[The Fish 11306]

1 hour ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

It’s over, eddies gawn.

fuck 

[RobinRobin 12340]

23 minutes ago, The Fish said:

[PaddockLad 18831]

Man City APT case separate to the 115 charges carry on. Significant for us and may partly explain the last two windows . @LondonBlue do you know when this is this being heard? 
 

 

[Howmanheyman 36204]

3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Man City APT case separate to the 115 charges carry on. Significant for us and may partly explain the last two windows . @LondonBlue do you know when this is this being heard? 
 

 

 

Just been on talk sport about this, Jordan and the Scottish gobshite are saying they should get Bruce back and let him spend the money and see how he gets on?

[Howmanheyman 36204]

[Toonpack 11164]

I would think the glaring gaps in our sponsorships (training centre and SJP) are awaiting this ruling. No point doing a deal under the current bollocks rules if there's a chance they'll change.

[LondonBlue 1019]

10 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Man City APT case separate to the 115 charges carry on. Significant for us and may partly explain the last two windows . @LondonBlue do you know when this is this being heard? 
 

 

 

 

Stefan Borson on x just tweeted on the APT case.  he suggests the case concluded a while back and that it's outcome is still being written up.

 

doesn't sound hopeful based on that tweet but hopefully the tweet is about balance and managing expectations.

 

 

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7558]

9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 was it not a charity auction?

Nope  

[ewerk 32870]

They’ll be even sicker when they woke up this morning and checked eBay and found out they’re only worth £100 each.

[Dr Gloom 23390]

At least it’s going to a good cause 

[Holden McGroin 7454]

Chelsea at home in League Cup.

 

if we get past Wimbledon.