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Some journo called Joel Bland has pushed some nonsense about the players supposedly being "bewildered" to find out on Wednesday morning that Mandy and Mehrdad were leaving. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the players don't give a flying fuck who the owners are. Some of them may have been on friendly enough terms with them, but big picture I doubt they'll be in a state of mourning. The attempt to sensationalize everything that happens at the club by the media would be laughable if it weren't so sad and emblematic of how clickbait journalism has become. 

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2 hours ago, ewerk said:

I dunno, the photos from training today don’t look good.

 

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Aye, they were clearly devestated from the photo gallery Selena took.

 

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10 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

i'm not one of those to keep making chemistry puns, however. can't stand that type - i get mad atom 

Did you just stray into physics during a chemistry pun run? 

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Waugh from the Athletic is about to go on Newcastle fans tv. His big tip going by the title is that the club is still going after Elanga from Forrest. Elanga makes sense in a number of respects, but I think I'd still prefer someone like Mbuemo if we're shopping from that end of the table, given his versatility. Of course maybe Brentford are playing hardball with him because they don't want to lose both him and Toney in one window. As I've said before Elanga definitely has all the attributes to be a massive player in the PL and match someone like Olise for impact, but he probably is quite a bit more raw than Gordon was when he arrived. 

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Mbeumo is a dwarf. Very unlikely he meets the Eddie Howe specs. 

 

Also I couldn't hear having to listen to commentators constantly calling him Mbwaymo when that is NOT how his fucking name is spelt.

 

Its Mburrmo, bitches.

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2 hours ago, Polarboy said:

Waugh from the Athletic is about to go on Newcastle fans tv. His big tip going by the title is that the club is still going after Elanga from Forrest. Elanga makes sense in a number of respects, but I think I'd still prefer someone like Mbuemo if we're shopping from that end of the table, given his versatility. Of course maybe Brentford are playing hardball with him because they don't want to lose both him and Toney in one window. As I've said before Elanga definitely has all the attributes to be a massive player in the PL and match someone like Olise for impact, but he probably is quite a bit more raw than Gordon was when he arrived. 

My Bro in Law said he would drive Elanga to us.

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11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

My Bro in Law said he would drive Elanga to us.

 

Elanga with 14 goal involvements was responsible for roughly 30% of Forrest's goals last season. Without Elanga they'd have been relegated. Bit of an ungrateful sort your brother in law? 😉 Plus he's 22, if Howe wants him we'll have to trust that like with Gordon, who many weren't that excited about given he hadn't exactly ripped it up for Everton, he can see a vast amount of potential.

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15 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

 

Elanga with 14 goal involvements was responsible for roughly 30% of Forrest's goals last season. Without Elanga they'd have been relegated. Bit of an ungrateful sort your brother in law? 😉 Plus he's 22, if Howe wants him we'll have to trust that like with Gordon, who many weren't that excited about given he hadn't exactly ripped it up for Everton, he can see a vast amount of potential.

 

He's a scab what more can I say 😂

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Elanga feels like a budget option. Not bad, good pace and an upgrade on Miggy but surely there better options 

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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Elanga feels like a budget option. Not bad, good pace and an upgrade on Miggy but surely there better options 

In laws say his a slightly upgraded version of bandaged wanker. When he's on form he's class with bags of pace. But most of the time you haven't a clue what he's doing. 

 

Give him to Wor Eddie and let him do his magic. 

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I thought we’d have a sniff at the top 4 this season with a bit of luck and some good signings.

 

i don’t think Elanga and Lloyd Kelly are those players to do that. You never know with Eddies coaching though. 

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6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Some interesting points in this. 

 

 

 

for the love of god man, the very least you could've done was include a tory boy warning that hurst would appear the second you click on the play button.

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