2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

[Tdansmith 3260]

22 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Hope it’s not that PIF are pissed off not being able to spend and are selling up  

That's a terrible attempt at a wind up 😂

[Dazzler 11853]

10 minutes ago, Alex said:

Speaking of which, there’s already a 10 page thread on RTG with them jumping to all sorts of conclusions and making out we’ll all be devastated  

 

"Pleyse go wrong, marra, wey neyd summick to get excited about. Pleyse be another Sheffield Utd, prettey pleyse."

[Christmas Tree 5106]

2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

That's a terrible attempt at a wind up 😂

Not one bit. Just me having a panic / bed wet.

 

Im gutted. Thought they both decent to have as figureheads for the club.

 

Like others have said, can only imagine they need the dosh.

[Dazzler 11853]

 

I am so glad we can rely on our incestuous cousins down the road to remain classy while we stone women.

[acrossthepond 979]

42 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

She’s very much had the overwhelming support of everyone. Maybe part of it is the next phase of what’s in store for us will be less popular with the supporters ie the installation of chaise longes in the East Stand where women in full burkas will sashay into the exclusive roped off areas baring bowls of olives and dates accompanied by pots of hot sweet Arabian coffee (nee beer like)

Sounds good except they don't wear burkas in Saudi and Arabian coffee is bitter as fuck.  

[PaddockLad 19029]

6 minutes ago, acrossthepond said:

Sounds good except they don't wear burkas in Saudi and Arabian coffee is bitter as fuck.  

Lies

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4269]

Could it be because she is ill and has to start stepping away from stressful positions?

[NJS 4568]

Doesn't she have the gene marker for Huntingdon"s? 

 

If it was me I'd take the cash and fuck off somewhere tropical to enjoy life while she can. 

[Gemmill 50017]

19 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

 

FYP

[Monkeys Fist 45171]

7 minutes ago, NJS said:

Doesn't she have the gene marker for Huntingdon"s? 

 

If it was me I'd take the cash and fuck off somewhere tropical to enjoy life while she can. 

She was diagnosed with the full blown disease in 2013. 
 

It wouldn’t surprise me if KCG is right, tbh. 

[Gemmill 50017]

CT will sharp change his tune when she sets up a rival mug store on Etsy. 

[Monkeys Fist 45171]

52 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Hope it’s not that PIF are pissed off not being able to spend and are selling up  

 

43 minutes ago, Alex said:

It’s fucking feast with you  

[Christmas Tree 5106]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

  

 

Sorry trots, I’m not having this! Fully reformed, calorie counting, seed chewing (finally @Dr Gloom ) health freak these days. 10,000-15,000 steps at least every day  

 

My body’s a temple!

 

[Toonpack 11391]

3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

 

My body’s a temple!

 

 

[MrBass 3045]

7 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

 

My body’s a temple!

 

 

[The Fish 11323]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

  

 

Sorry trots, I’m not having this! Fully reformed, calorie counting, seed chewing (finally @Dr Gloom ) health freak these days. 10,000-15,000 steps at least every day  

 

My body’s a temple!

 

((15 steps to the fridge from the outdoor sofa  + 25 steps to the outdoor privy) X 2) X 187 journeys = 15,000 steps

 

the sub-15k step days are those where he doesn't realise in time and pops a squat onto the cherry tomato plant beside him.

[Howmanheyman 36647]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

...the installation of chaise longes in the main bar where women in elegant lingerie will sashay into the exclusive roped off areas near the snooker tables baring bowls of olives and dates accompanied by blow jobs and as much cheap alcohol as you can drink. 

 

I didn't know you'd been in the Wallsend buffs before, Rob? 

[aimaad22 4691]

Obviously a little concerning that Staveley and her husband are leaving because they've done really well in the transition period and setting the club on the right trajectory. I suppose it was always going to happen sooner or later given the investment concerns that have been mentioned already, but it would have been nice to win a trophy with them still at the club. 

 

Hopefully the setup we have now continues to work just as well. You could also be positive and think maybe PIF will ramp up things now as we move onto the next stage of the project, new deals and sponsorships kick in and Howe is backed accordingly to imrove the squad. Progress. 

[Dr Gloom 23649]

2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

  

 

Sorry trots, I’m not having this! Fully reformed, calorie counting, seed chewing (finally @Dr Gloom ) health freak these days. 10,000-15,000 steps at least every day  

 

My body’s a temple!

 

finally maintaining the 32” waist? I take it you dropped that keto nonsense? 

[Dougle 3685]

3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Hope it’s not that PIF are pissed off not being able to spend and are selling up  

 

Fuck off man you ponce

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Love you really

[Christmas Tree 5106]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

finally maintaining the 32” waist? I take it you dropped that keto nonsense? 

 

Aye, far too restrictive and boring. Tonights tea was Lemon chicken, garlic crushed new potatoes and sugar snap peas. Deeeeelicious

 

[Holden McGroin 7638]

The ITks are hilarious tonight.

 

casey bringing out screenshots of him texting himself about Staveley then giving it the “no surprise”. 😂

[Dr Gloom 23649]

11 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

 

Aye, far too restrictive and boring. Tonights tea was Lemon chicken, garlic crushed new potatoes and sugar snap peas. Deeeeelicious

 

life is too short to deny yourself pizza and potatoes.

 

Regular excercise, tasty nutritious food, portion control and the occasional treat is how you make it sustainable 🙏

[RobinRobin 12501]

42 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

is how you make it sustainable 🙏

CT'dYP

[The Fish 11323]

16 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Obviously a little concerning that Staveley and her husband are leaving because they've done really well in the transition period and setting the club on the right trajectory. I suppose it was always going to happen sooner or later given the investment concerns that have been mentioned already, but it would have been nice to win a trophy with them still at the club. 

 

Hopefully the setup we have now continues to work just as well. You could also be positive and think maybe PIF will ramp up things now as we move onto the next stage of the project, new deals and sponsorships kick in and Howe is backed accordingly to imrove the squad. Progress. 

 

 

I think this bit is key, she's a facilitator, a deal broker. She's not the one to execute the running of an ambitious football club. That's why we've appointed people like Eales; someone with recent experience of growing a football club from the hinterlands to becoming a genuine force in their league. It's why we had appointed Ashworth, a man who, it transpires, isn't the recruitment guru. He's more the man to ensure all parts of the operation work together towards a common goal. 

 

Staveley and Ghodoussi haven't the capital to keep wup with the kind of investments required to springboard us to the next level. Nor do they have the right experience. They'll ride off into the sunset with, I assume, a very healthy payday, the well wishes of a fan base and raised renown in the field.