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I worked on Accrington Stanley new changing rooms and that was nothing and that took almost two years.  That was a small rectangle in the grand scheme of things.

 

I have worked on Headingley Stadium, York Race Course and combined thats about 10 years of work.

 

My mate has been working on Everton's new stadium for close to 7 years.  From concept to Construction.
 

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1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

not good enough for me mate, while it still features prominently on the beebs front page it's like a flashback to an acid trip where everything is covered in flies.  :(


read my lips:

 

SMOKE AND MIRRORS 

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26 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

£20m :lol: see ya, sucker

 

of course the mancs waited till after the psr deadline 

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Ok to be exact, the ESPN article doesn't say that we've agreed a fee near 20 million, it says

 

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Newcastle have been holding firm for a compensation fee of around £20 million and, according to a source, the two clubs are nearing an agreement.

 

Which could mean any amount really. 

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20 hours ago, Dougle said:

We had acres of ballroom (ooer missus) from the years of BFM and yet here we are hours away from hassle because of psr.

 

We didn’t though. We could spend a bit initially but then we were quite heavily restricted by the lack of revenue, which was down to the previous owner’s neglect. The huge steps forward there being something else that has changed at the club (since you were asking). 

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https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5599305/2024/07/01/newcastle-psr-player-sales?source=user-shared-article

 

We were over £50m short on PSR according to this article by Waugh. At over 150% of the allowable loss, I'm not sure a 10 point deduction sounds all that daft. 

 

We would have had very little to argue in terms of mitigation. 

 

Worth reading the article though. 

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27 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5599305/2024/07/01/newcastle-psr-player-sales?source=user-shared-article

 

We were over £50m short on PSR according to this article by Waugh. At over 150% of the allowable loss, I'm not sure a 10 point deduction sounds all that daft. 

 

We would have had very little to argue in terms of mitigation. 

 

Worth reading the article though. 

Is it really worth reading? 

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4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

That we would be a good comeback from anyone else in the universe mr relegation predictor.

 

That we would be what?! 

 

You know what helps improve your writing? Reading. 

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3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

How much of this is down to Ashworth being fucking useless I wonder

 

Ashworth peering over the top of his reading glasses:

 

"Excuse me, you little Yorkshire cunt, you cleared off the bulk of your PSR selling a lad for £33m that I signed a year previous for £7m. So shut your ENTIRE face, please."

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34 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Ashworth peering over the top of his reading glasses:

 

"Excuse me, you little Yorkshire cunt, you cleared off the bulk of your PSR selling a lad for £33m that I signed a year previous for £7m. So shut your ENTIRE face, please."

 

Gemmill suckinmg the Ashworth cock:

 

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8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

They're taking down the Sports Direct font version of "Newcastle United" above the East Stand today. 

 

 

 

The East stand Newcastle United sign, sponsored by [insert company with PIF investment here] has a good ring to it, don't you think?

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

The East stand Newcastle United sign, sponsored by [insert company with PIF investment here] has a good ring to it, don't you think?

 

I don't see any reason why we can't sponsor the stand names

 

The Gallowgate End sponsored by Visit Saudi Arabia (who we are in no way affiliated with ) for £500m

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