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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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36 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

Not sure why he didn't follow the rest of the players, but I wasn't too bothered about it due to that penalty. Getting Burn's shirt was brilliant, felt sorry for a little girl whose Dad got Dummett's shirt and then forced her to wear it.

 

"Dad, why does this shirt have a funny smell?"

"You flaming galah, that's Lynx Africa."

"What's Lynx Africa, Daddy?"

"That's what footy players smell of when they can't be trusted to kick a footy, for fear their legs will burst into flames the minute their studs touch grass."

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57 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

It was frankly a joke, however that didn't stop the Newcastle active supporter area from bringing awesome atmosphere to the stadium throughout and standing all game to watch some kids who were frankly terrible in defense get absolutely flogged.

 

Trippier and Hall were kitted up and pinging passes between each other before the game and throughout half time. I foolishly thought that Howe would bring them on at some point along with Anderson. The somewhat embarrased acknowledgement of the crowd after being unceremoniously belted was behind the onfield advertising hoardings. Hall gave his shirt to someone near the tunnel and they all disappeared down it.

 

It was thankfully all salvaged when Callum Wilson, Nick Pope, Dan Burn, Jacob Murphy, Harvey Barnes, Paul Dummett and the Mackem Slayer came out and spent some time signing autographs and taking selfies. They also threw some unused shirts from the game into the crowd. My boys caught Big Dan Burns shirt. They both got all of their signatures (minus Dummett) plus some selfies with Jacob, Nick and Shola. They were absolutely stoked about it all (so was I to be fair).

 

That's the tent sorted for their Walkabout.

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5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

That's the tent sorted for their Walkabout.

Haha, it's not as big as you'd expect.

 

I also asked Callum what @wykikitoon's Mrs's favourite position is.

 

Striker.

 

 

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18 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

What temp is it there?  Looks fucking frozen the poor lad.

Actually pretty mild, was probably around 14 degrees at the time. 

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16 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I remember seeing it in English class at school and being very excited to see it featured a nude (and I’ve since learned underage) Jenny Agutter.

 

She was 17 I think which in Aus was ok legally? 

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

She was 17 I think which in Aus was ok legally? 


Woo hoo! I’m not a paedo! They can take me off the register!

 

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It was a highly rated film and I really enjoyed it first as a teenager, (Jenny Agutter) :naughty: but the scenery and atmosphere is excellent. Totally forgot about it but noticed it about a year ago and watched it again and enjoyed it even more. 

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