2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

[Gemmill 50038]

FakeJocks Assemble! 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4269]

Just now, Gemmill said:

FakeJocks Assemble! 

[Howmanheyman 36665]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

FakeJocks Assemble! 

 

"See you! See me?'

[Monkeys Fist 45206]

I just rang the Club and asked if there’d be any repercussions for red cards on this tour. 
 

They said because it’s an official PL sanctioned tour that there would. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“ It’s Bans, Aye. “

[aimaad22 4700]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Glad I haven't been on here much the last couple of days. I think that period will be extended. 

 

You've got to see this place as more than the sumo its parts.

 

 

If you're still bored, I can point you towards a rather touching month of May, Star Wars/Mother's day mashup I came across. It was Yoda speaking about how is mother was his hero. Or as he said it "Hero-she-ma"

[Sonatine 11922]

[Dr Gloom 23653]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Glad I haven't been on here much the last couple of days. I think that period will be extended. 

 

you're soy predictable 

[wykikitoon 22923]

 

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7645]

U21s in the NSC final on YouTube. Diallo and Harrison look tidy. The rest look like Northern League players

[Toonpack 11393]

2 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

 

You've got to see this place as more than the sumo its parts.

 

 

If you're still bored, I can point you towards a rather touching month of May, Star Wars/Mother's day mashup I came across. It was Yoda speaking about how is mother was his hero. Or as he said it "Hero-she-ma"

Steady on little boy

[AgentAxeman 247]

17 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Steady on little boy

[Dr Gloom 23653]

 

[Gemmill 50038]

And that's just on the playing squad. 

[RobElliott 1809]

10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

And that's just on Bruno and Isaks wages. 

 

FYP

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4269]

But but the genocide.

[Dazzler 11885]

20 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

But but the genocide.

"Aah dinnit care that aah've beyn out of work for 10 years. Aah have ti tak a stand and mak me voice heard. Ahm not working for the heyd chopping bastids, marra. Aah'd rather keyp signing on than work for the embassy cleyners. What? Thirteyn quid an hour, did yi say? Allahew akbar, marra"

[The Fish 11323]

I know I've been banging this drum for ages, but I think it bears repeating. 

 

Not a huge difference in our ability to make and take chances but...

 

 

it's clear to me that we've given up waaaay more chances and conceded way more goals after Pope's injury.

 

[Howmanheyman 36665]

Dubravka can't be our stand in keeper next season. Karius neither.

[Toonpack 11393]

9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Dubravka can't be our stand in keeper next season. Karius neither.

 

Shoot to his right and we're fucked

[Gemmill 50038]

1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

 

Shoot to his right and we're fucked

 

Dubs:

 

 

[Holden McGroin 7646]

It's pretty hard to get a quality backup keeper that is  happy to be on the bench. Ideally we'd upgrade Pope and let him be reserve but I doubt he'd be happy with that.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14690]

Sign that kid from Valencia and let them have a good old fashioned “battle for Number 1” A number that neither will have on

[The Fish 11323]

15 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Yeah, and that leads you to the fear for next season. We have no idea how much we're able to spend without selling this summer, maybe nothing? Most of the players on your list above dont have significant sell on value. That's why I've been saying that hopefully someone at the club is smartly working to market Miggy, Wilson etc. Going to have to be extraordinarily clever in the market unless there's something in the accounts we don't know. 

 

We've definitely got space to spend this season. TV Money, League position payment, decent cup runs, CL money, Adidas deal, Saudia Formula E tie-in. 

 

Saleable assets are;

Almiron £15-£20m

Longstaff £25m

Wilson £15m

Targett £10m

Lascelles £5-10m

Krafth £2m

Hayden £2m

Fraser £3m

Dubravka £1m

 

c£80-£90m

 

Plus dumping some wages from the likes of Hendrick, Ritchie, Dummett, Karius

 

Now, lets be conservative and say we can't even raise 1/2 that amount from player sales. So, £30m plus change. Add that to 70% of the amount provided by the club's revenue which was £250m in 22/23 and our budget could be £205m (30+175) on fees and wages, amortised over the length of the contracts.

[thebrokendoll 10303]

40 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

We've definitely got space to spend this season. TV Money, League position payment, decent cup runs, CL money, Adidas deal, Saudia Formula E tie-in. 

 

Saleable assets are;

Almiron £15-£20m

Longstaff £25m

Wilson £15m

Targett £10m

Lascelles £5-10m

Krafth £2m

Hayden £2m

Fraser £3m

Dubravka £1m

 

c£80-£90m

 

Plus dumping some wages from the likes of Hendrick, Ritchie, Dummett, Karius

 

Now, lets be conservative and say we can't even raise 1/2 that amount from player sales. So, £30m plus change. Add that to 70% of the amount provided by the club's revenue which was £250m in 22/23 and our budget could be £205m (30+175) on fees and wages, amortised over the length of the contracts.

 

or we could just sell ourselves shearer's bar for £1b.

[Dr Gloom 23653]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

or we could just sell ourselves shearer's bar for £1b.