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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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I just rang the Club and asked if there’d be any repercussions for red cards on this tour. 
 

They said because it’s an official PL sanctioned tour that there would. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“ It’s Bans, Aye. “

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Glad I haven't been on here much the last couple of days. I think that period will be extended. 

 

You've got to see this place as more than the sumo its parts.

 

 

If you're still bored, I can point you towards a rather touching month of May, Star Wars/Mother's day mashup I came across. It was Yoda speaking about how is mother was his hero. Or as he said it "Hero-she-ma"

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Glad I haven't been on here much the last couple of days. I think that period will be extended. 

 

you're soy predictable 

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2 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

 

You've got to see this place as more than the sumo its parts.

 

 

If you're still bored, I can point you towards a rather touching month of May, Star Wars/Mother's day mashup I came across. It was Yoda speaking about how is mother was his hero. Or as he said it "Hero-she-ma"


Steady on little boy

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20 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

But but the genocide.

"Aah dinnit care that aah've beyn out of work for 10 years. Aah have ti tak a stand and mak me voice heard. Ahm not working for the heyd chopping bastids, marra. Aah'd rather keyp signing on than work for the embassy cleyners. What? Thirteyn quid an hour, did yi say? Allahew akbar, marra"

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I know I've been banging this drum for ages, but I think it bears repeating. 

 

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Not a huge difference in our ability to make and take chances but...

 

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it's clear to me that we've given up waaaay more chances and conceded way more goals after Pope's injury.

 

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15 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Yeah, and that leads you to the fear for next season. We have no idea how much we're able to spend without selling this summer, maybe nothing? Most of the players on your list above dont have significant sell on value. That's why I've been saying that hopefully someone at the club is smartly working to market Miggy, Wilson etc. Going to have to be extraordinarily clever in the market unless there's something in the accounts we don't know. 

 

We've definitely got space to spend this season. TV Money, League position payment, decent cup runs, CL money, Adidas deal, Saudia Formula E tie-in. 

 

Saleable assets are;

Almiron £15-£20m

Longstaff £25m

Wilson £15m

Targett £10m

Lascelles £5-10m

Krafth £2m

Hayden £2m

Fraser £3m

Dubravka £1m

 

c£80-£90m

 

Plus dumping some wages from the likes of Hendrick, Ritchie, Dummett, Karius

 

Now, lets be conservative and say we can't even raise 1/2 that amount from player sales. So, £30m plus change. Add that to 70% of the amount provided by the club's revenue which was £250m in 22/23 and our budget could be £205m (30+175) on fees and wages, amortised over the length of the contracts.

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40 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

We've definitely got space to spend this season. TV Money, League position payment, decent cup runs, CL money, Adidas deal, Saudia Formula E tie-in. 

 

Saleable assets are;

Almiron £15-£20m

Longstaff £25m

Wilson £15m

Targett £10m

Lascelles £5-10m

Krafth £2m

Hayden £2m

Fraser £3m

Dubravka £1m

 

c£80-£90m

 

Plus dumping some wages from the likes of Hendrick, Ritchie, Dummett, Karius

 

Now, lets be conservative and say we can't even raise 1/2 that amount from player sales. So, £30m plus change. Add that to 70% of the amount provided by the club's revenue which was £250m in 22/23 and our budget could be £205m (30+175) on fees and wages, amortised over the length of the contracts.

 

or we could just sell ourselves shearer's bar for £1b.

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