Kevin Carr's Gloves 4151 Posted April 23, 2024 Share Posted April 23, 2024 They know their team is named after a northumbrian right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11266 Posted April 23, 2024 Share Posted April 23, 2024 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: End the stream blud. End the stream fam - love that bloke “Spunder Ven” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44320 Posted April 24, 2024 Share Posted April 24, 2024 So, hypothetically, if you were a first team player at a reawakened sleeping giant of a club, and you had a lass with famously massive jammers, you wouldn’t be daft enough to put your personal mobile number on a delivery note, thereby placing it in the hands of an amoral tiddy-fiend who might, hypothetically , know someone who can hack in to phones and look for tiddy pics would you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32354 Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11266 Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 8 minutes ago, ewerk said: Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind. He'll need a ladder to get into the fucker, he's only 4'6 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36214 Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 What he lacks in height, he makes up for in radge 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23127 Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 1 hour ago, Alex said: What he lacks in height, he makes up for in radge It's always the little ones who are most radgie. At school there was a lad simply called "Ginger" who was a really short and a complete psycho. Often the same for dogs too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23154 Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 1 hour ago, Renton said: It's always the little ones who are most radgie. At school there was a lad simply called "Ginger" who was a really short and a complete psycho. Often the same for dogs too. keep mrs Renton out of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23154 Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 Sorry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44320 Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 3 hours ago, ewerk said: Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind. There’s already a minor celebrity working at my place, tbh. Clue- Newcastle Panto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22072 Posted April 25, 2024 Author Share Posted April 25, 2024 Oh no it isnt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35462 Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: There’s already a minor celebrity working at my place, tbh. Clue- Newcastle Panto. Uncle Freddie? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12119 Posted April 26, 2024 Share Posted April 26, 2024 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10913 Posted April 26, 2024 Share Posted April 26, 2024 18 hours ago, ewerk said: Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind. It's all just a question of scale, he probably needed that licence to be able to legally drive a mini. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11266 Posted April 26, 2024 Share Posted April 26, 2024 6 minutes ago, Toonpack said: It's all just a question of scale, he probably needed that licence to be able to legally drive a mini. He can finally drive around his living room in this: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32354 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 What's been going on at The Vermont now? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11266 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 1 hour ago, ewerk said: What's been going on at The Vermont now? Trending TRIPPIER Trending DOUBLE DENIM Trending DRY FANNY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32354 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 "You fuckin' what, mate?" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11266 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 5 minutes ago, ewerk said: "You fuckin' what, mate?" I don't have a fanny and it still dried out seeing this. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48569 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7289 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 16 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits. You and Wykiki have really fallen out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48569 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 Does he hate him? He hates everyone man. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7289 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 13 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Does he hate him? He hates everyone man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11266 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 56 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits. Na given rashfords form this season they still need to pay the £20m. Fair is fair. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1349 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 10 hours ago, Gemmill said: Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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