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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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37 minutes ago, Alex said:

Tbf Curle persistently fouled him for the entire match but shit his pants every time Sir Les went near him 

 

If Curle wasn't such a renowned bellend too, the ref might actually have believed him when he went down holding his face for the elbow.

 

Although how he missed that is nobody's business. :lol:

 

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3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

We started to call a girl we used to see round town “Asprilla” after this game. And I’m now so old  I can’t remember specifically why :lol: 

 

 

Reported 

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The Mail report says that neither of those names have come from within the club. They've just "been mentioned to Mail sport" or something like that. So might be nowt.

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On 24/02/2024 at 21:49, Gemmill said:

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Your expected points league table. Fucking Man United. :lol:

 

Should be bottom half ffs. Spurs as well, 10 points better off than they should be.

 

https://understat.com/league/EPL

 

 

Our change in our xGA after Pope's injury is shocking.

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:lol: Football coverage is total fucking wank like. Getting all these blokes on from YouTube, then the only alternative is the big six obsessed tossers like Neville and Carragher.
 

Before the West Ham v Brentford game Carragher put a poll up about what they’d discuss prior to the game, every option being about Liverpool, Man U, and Chelsea :lol:, a bunch of bellends in the comments defending him saying it’s 4 hours of coverage so they can discuss other things - aye and he can’t come up with a single alternative topic? They’d have no fucking problem rattling on for 4 hours about the game in the build to Man U v Liverpool. There’s plenty of story lines and situations to discuss outside those fucking clubs but they’ve no interest. It’s dull as fuck. 

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

If anyone was wondering what, I dunno, maybe a random web developer (?) thinks is success for Newcastle United this season, this is the video for you.

 

 

apparently we'll want someone else to win the FA cup.

 

 Curb Your Enthusiasm Ok GIF

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

It's fucking laughable, isn't it? 

 

the one thing i really want to make this season a success for another team to win the one competition we still have an outside chance of winning - is that not obvious?

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At least the red Mancs got the red dippers, not that it’ll matter to us as we’ll be out when the next draw is fix… made. 

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